T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[Wazzerphuk]

...which consisted mainly of...

 

[Trebz]

...baby's milk...

 

[Nibbler]

...and...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...some green herblike things he had found in a shop in the city...

 

[Wij]

...of Sheffield (home of the fantastic footbal team Wednesday.) The cure had to be taken anally because...

 

[Stazbumpa]

...otherwise it just wouldn't be amusing. After the cure had been sold to a major pharmaceutical company, marketed, gift wrapped and put on the shelves in time for christmas, everyone discovered that...

 

[Trebz]

..it gave you hemaroids (sp?)...

 

[Nibbler]

...and greatly enlarged the size of your...

 

[Mr B]

...vocabulary, however he then proceeded to say "Iz it becoz I iz...

 

[Wij]

...in da baff, washin me beast ? Aiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!111111"...

 

[Moving Target]

...Boyakasha!...

 

[Nibbler]

Er,

...BO!!!11...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...get youz ere wiv it...

 

[Moving Target]

...and ride da punani!..

 

[Trebz]

... then he sat down and had a nice cup of english tea with his aunt betty ...

 

[Moving Target]

...and Grahame Norton

 

[Testin da Cable]

...and they talked about several deep subjects like...

 

[Trebz]

... horticulture and lubrication ...

 

[MYstIC G]

...before Grahame pulled out his...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...throbbing cell phone and...

 

[Nibbler]

...wondered how on earth a phone could throb . He came to the conclusion that...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...it wasn't, but that his...

 

[Dr_Gonzo]

...token b-grade celebrity friend had inadvertantly....

 

[Moving Target]

...had..

 

[Testin da Cable]

...the foresight to...

 

[Dr_Gonzo]

... bring along a pocket sized version of popular fat person, Vanessa Feltz, who had some how got into his trendy belt-attached mobile phone holder. As everone knows, there was only one thing to do in such a situation....

 

[old.Rostam]

and that is going down on ...

 

[Moving Target]

....on all fours and...

 

[old.Cornholio]

..sucking like a pig....

 

[nothing]

...that's got some serious skin disease at the arse of the pig in front. Somehow, Superman found out that this situation was getting out of hand, and came flying down in his big, green...