T.L.S.I.T.W.O.T.W. (B.S.) volume 2!

[old.tdudfield]

..................

 

[DAN200]

...tdudfield to fall into a coma unable to speak, not even to say...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..mmmm lovely girls, when dan200 fell from..

 

[DAN200]

...the garbage shoot of a passing Jumbo jet, however, as luck might have it, he landed right on top of said Lovely girls and started to have a...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..wank..

 

[old.tdudfield]

..his little brother, but then his mum walked into the room..

[Edited by tdudfield on 22-05-01 at 20:35]

 

[DAN200]

...and screamed...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..hell yes let me join in..

[Edited by tdudfield on 22-05-01 at 20:40]

 

[DAN200]

...however, b4 he had a chance to reply the sound from said scream cased the entire building to collapse, luckily, dan200 survived and ran away to the...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..to the mental hostpital, where..

 

[DAN200]

...he spent the rest of his days being bathed in treacly by various large-breasted females, one of which had the intresting habit of...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..drinking his cum, but one day..

 

[DAN200]

...in the distant future i forsee a Forum administrator banning tdudfield from the forums for offensive language, howevever, until such time...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..tdudfield will just LOL until he is baned, but when the lady had finished with dan..

 

[DAN200]

...she started selling her services for money to a cheap german p0rn site called run by a man called...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..Gorden Freeman, one day dan escaped and..

 

[Moving Target]

...went to the US of A...

 

[old.tdudfield]

...merica...

 

[DAN200]

...and decided now that Gordan Freeman was here the only possible thing to do was to head down to the Black Mesa Lambda Complex and ask for his autograph before fleeing from the mighty wrath of Gordans crowbar to the peacefull town of...

[Edited by DAN200 on 22-05-01 at 20:53]

 

[old.tdudfield]

...Fareham...

 

[Moving Target]

..which he thought was a dump...

 

[DAN200]

...where he complained to the major for it being a dump. Feeling much better he...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..............

 

[DAN200]

...had another Coma where he was unable to speak OR clik the delete button. Anyhow...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..after recovering from his coma he..

 

[Moving Target]

..wanked again...

 

[DAN200]

...and decided that this post was SOOO boring he might as well go and follow Gordan Freeman to the Planet Xen in search of giant space spiders. But when he arrived he found...

 

[old.tdudfield]

..xen was a posh strippers club and he..

 

[DAN200]

..was about to have another wank when he realized it was a posh, EXPENSIVE strippers club and left..

 

[old.tdudfield]

..to talk to the prostitute on the end of the street..