Sweden and Denmark

Lethul

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Sweden wins!

Sweden are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Norway are pussies. And Denmark is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 

Blackjack

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I always knew you were a retard lethul :eek:

Would you expect anything else from his side? He even blatantly stole this "joke"
He always comes in with nothing to offer to these threads and just tards out :p.
 

TdC

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I was expecting this thread to be full of hot pics of scandinavian ladies and what I got was Blackjack yaoi :mad:
 

Blackjack

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I was expecting this thread to be full of hot pics of scandinavian ladies and what I got was Blackjack yaoi :mad:

Hahaha :D there is nothing homo-erotic in that pic :p
And even if there was... do you know how many women are into Yaoi? :p
 

TdC

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I actually think that drawing is extremely cool mate, but that's not the point!!!1 :)
 

Bahumat

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Do you think Dorimor is from...

UK
Denmark
Sweden
Iceland
Finland
Norway
SweMark
 

Billargh

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His problem prolly has something to do with the heat and a diet of Kebabs :p
 

Levin

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I really think he's from Norway, based on that I seem to remember him being the brother of a Norwegian player called Sko, who liked to piss people off in DaoC raids. Maybe i'm mixing things up though, it's a long long time ago. :)
 

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I really think he's from Norway, based on that I seem to remember him being the brother of a Norwegian player called Sko, who liked to piss people off in DaoC raids. Maybe i'm mixing things up though, it's a long long time ago. :)

Don't think he's sko's brother like, Dorimor was decent in Daoc from what I remember till he contracted Thidranki Syndrome. Plus on his Dorimor1 acc his location is Ampelokipoi, and wikipedia says thats in Greece ;)
 

Levin

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well he is from Göteborg... wannabie 08: or they are :)

I think you will find that here we are as far from wannabe 08:s that you can get, thankyouverymuch! I really don't envy those living on the arse side of Sweden. :flame:
 

Levin

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Ah well I must have gotten him mixed up with someone else then. :)
 

Howley

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never looked at this thread til now but had to be mentioned:

# Quality of Life - Ireland, Switzerland ;)
+1 for mise ^.^
 

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scandanavian talent

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In pc games (especially mmo's) all you ever see are Swedes and Danes. They speak really good english and are usually good gamers. Plus they have similar humour to English people (sarcasm being one similarity).

I love Swedes and I love Danes.

I dont love the fact Swedes have no idea what Crumpets are or Custard....that really pisses me off, but I can live with that.

The reason for getting up on the soap box is a great new idea I had. Why not merge Sweden and Denmark....Then you'd have super powers and everything! You'd have Sauna's smelling of Bacon (Dukat would love that) and other such stereotypical mixings.

But seriously, can you merge the countries please? Then I only have to learn one language. SweMark, or DenDen.

I redesigned your flag too! The silver bit is one of those em0 studded belts. It's the new Flag craze.

DenDen_SweMark.JPG

Sorry to slap you there old matey, but true sarcasm in England went out as being socially undesirable in the late 1980's mate. Often alluded to as the lowest form of wit, it never made a comeback. I still use it because it has value. You yourself may use it but it probably does not have the true meaning of what was the overt sarcasm that I used during the times I pointed to - In those days it had a snobbery element also because people were too stupid to see it in those days. These days it is just down to lack of awareness through it's lack of use in our form of humour.

Sadly we moved on rather than evolved :<
 

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