swear word of choice!

[Phooka]

i could put power and negativity into the word hat, but its not swearing still.

i bet some people will take offence to it when you them a hat

Yoyouyouyoyou.... HAT!!!:touch:

 

[tris-]

you could make the word hat sound just as negative and strong as bastard.

 

[Naetha]

Interesting thing on the BBC website about how usage of offernsive words have changed over the years.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4902432.stm

 

[tris-]

i assume spaz means spastic.

be honest, im sure a spastic is not able to play golf at professional level like tiger woods. if the person was truly a spastic then you cant ever say it would be possible.
so what is wrong for saying i played like a spaz?

nothing imo. people dont seem to understand a word is simply a word anymore.

would people be offended if linford christy said "i dont know what happend today, i totally ran like a big fat 25 stone man"

i doubt it. and calling people big and fat is apparently offensive these days aswell

 

[fl3a]

Vittu mostly, which could be translated to f*ck....but not...since...i dunno...f*ck i guess...

c*nt? (edit: fh censorship)

but yeah i mostly enjoy words in my native language, with the occasional fuck added in ofc

 

[Little Boy]

muderfucker ftw

 

[Chronictank]

Real polite British people say fiddle sticks

or oh sugar

 

[Himse]

mine usually turns out to be FOR FUCK SAKE!

 

[Cozak]

Just fuck really, unless arguing with my brother or something then it starts to get colourful.

http://www.viz.co.uk/

Check our Roger's Profanisaurus on there

 

[Lamp]

Its the way in which its said - rather than the word itself - which gives impact.

Take the "c" word. In my neck of the woods, pronouncing the word flatly with no particular emphasis has little impact. But stress the first syllable and it immediately becomes an aggressive directed insult.

 

[Haggus]

fuck
shit
wanker
poo
bum
bollocks.

rarely use c*nt as its proberly the worst. I use fuck alot.

 

[Krait]

rarely use c*nt as its proberly the worst. I use fuck alot.

Agreed...... I detest that word - not sure why,but it just grates :/

Twat is sooo much better

 

[Mey]

Piss.

 

[haarewin]

i reserve the c*word for very special cases. i hate using it but sometimes it's the only word that seems to fit. nothing else seems powerful enough if you get what i mean. otherwise i just use words that seem appropriate to the situation

 

[eggy]

It's hard to make swear words offensive these days to be honest.

You often hear people call each other c*nts as a friendly gesture - "alright you silly c*nt, not seen you in ages".

In fact, I can't think of any traditional swear words that would offend me/make me turn my head on a night out.

I'll listen out tonight and get back to you

 

[Dakkath]

I think the only time I ever catch myself calling someone a c*&^ is when I'm driving...

There are some total fuckwits out there who don't have the first clue about anything, drive 10mph in a 40 limit, cut you up without looking, never bother to thank people for letting them through, block junctions etc...

Oh, they wind me up... Road rage anyone?

Back on topic again...

A lot of those words are a normal part of everyday conversation for some folk now and they have lost their meaning somewhat over the years...

But, for what little it means, my insult of choice is normally fuckwit...

 

[Vladamir]

Every day i'll normally go through a variety of;

Shit
Fuck
C*nt
Twat
Fuckface
Wankstain
Pissflap
Nutcustard
C*ntbutter
Retard
Spack

etc

 

[Lethul]

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

 

[Yshynsin]

I normally say ffs, stupid bag of wank when i stub my toe, which is often

 

[Ezteq]

lol at my old work the guys were mucking about and one of them used the C word and they all looked at him in horror and said "omg!!" then looked at me i assume expecting me to flid out lol i just pointed out "dunno why you feel you cant use that word infront of me, afterall i am the only one in the room thats actually got one"

its quite bizarre tbh i mean no one bats an eye lid about cock or twat or arse for that matter. ah well the humans are the "special olympics" of all the races.

 

[Huntingtons]

where's flander's swear sentences? thats what i use, darn-diddli-doo

 

[Dandare]

Normally string a sentence together without swear words.
But fav word at the mo is Cant as in southern slang for C**t.
Me and girlfriend watched Football factory too much.
So terms usually consist of...
You mugging me off you facking cant.
Your in bandit country now you cant.
etc etc
This is amusing in front of my mother as she hates the C word and we just say we said Can't.....but helps that she is 70% deaf

 

[lilmissnaughty]

im a for fucks sake person myself when summit goes wrong.
might throw in a bollocks or arse for variety tho

heh some folks were talking about using the term spaz an whether that was an offensive word, made me think bout how the spastics society changed its name to scope cos folks was taking the piss.just made everyone at my college refer to mental deficient folks/folks that did summit daft as scopers instead...
a word is only as offensive as a person makes it sound/ u take it to be tbh.

 

[razeredge]

how about the one from southpark "Meekrob"

 

[Sharma]

Nothing gets it through to people like "You fucking idiot!", it's my line.

 

[soze]

I don't want to do that = get fucked, blow me, eat shit horse face
Ohh no = fuck, bollocks, fuck sticks, been naughty, fuck a duck,
You ... flid, spaz, piece of knob chese, prick, giddy cu*t, whore bag,

Think i used all of these today at least once

And i have been saying cock it since i read it earlier and giant panzy as its my bosses text alert. I will keep saying these for a week atleast till i forget them

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

C***

 

[Soulslayer]

cuntybollocks... not there though

 

[Hansmoleman]

mostly shit if mess up or bollocks depending on the severity of said ballsup

 

[liloe]

I'm German, so mine is ofc not there

Let me try to translate it. In German I'd mostly say: "Verfluchte scheiße" which translates directly to "cursed shit"....but tbh, when I'm on Teamspeak I'm inclined to use "F***ing Bullshit", so that's the one then =)