Swab Samples

[Billargh]

Do they hurt?

 

[old.Tohtori]

From?

 

[Billargh]

Your penis.

 

[Laddey]

Nah

 

[CorNokZ]

Not at all

 

[Laddey]

might hurt your feelings when they cant find your dick

 

[fettoken]

Funny how everyone seem to know........... *whispers for himself*.. whores

 

[old.Tohtori]

ah then, no, depending on the person doing it.

Trainee = Might.
Pro = Uncomfortable.
Hottie nurse = LIKE HELL!!

Imagine getting a bojoing when you've got a stick in there.

 

[Billargh]

You lot better not be shitting me.

Does it take long? Or is it a straight in and out job?

 

[Laddey]

You lot better not be shitting me.

honestly it doesn't. Dont be such a pussy man! Pull your skin back and let them do the rest

 

[fettoken]

Or is it a straight in and out job?

:lol:

 

[old.Tohtori]

In all honesty, it's all got to do with the person doing it(skill) and the size of your urethra vs the swab.

If urethra isn't too small, it'll go rather painlessly.

Hell if you're worried, stick a q-tip in to prepare yourself :lol:

 

[Ctuchik]

Do they hurt?

no not really, just remember to take a deep breath and exhale when they pull it out and its not nearly as uncomfortable as it otherwise could be.

 

[Billargh]

In all honesty, it's all got to do with the person doing it(skill) and the size of your urethra vs the swab.

If urethra isn't too small, it'll go rather painlessly.

Hell if you're worried, stick a q-tip in to prepare yourself :lol:

You're telling me it's all based on skill and experiences, then you tell me to do it? You suck Toto

 

[Bahumat]

yeah dont hurt at all, i had a 50 year old slightly tubby scottish woman do it so all sexual thoughts were safely out of mind haha.

p.s. LMFAO at Laddeys comment

 

[fettoken]

You're telling me it's all based on skill and experiences, then you tell me to do it? You suck Toto

Just take a glass of vodka before, and it will work out for the best! I know i did, when they stuck a camera down my cock.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You're telling me it's all based on skill and experiences, then you tell me to do it? You suck Toto

No no, i'm not telling you to swap yourself.

You know your own pain, so you can test how a q-tip feels going in there.

I'm not telling you to ram it sideways in

Disclaimer; You should not q-tip yourself, you may hurt yourself, i'm not responsible!

 

[pikeh]

Gotta say Laddey, that was pretty good

 

[Ezteq]

oh boo frikkin hoo,

try getting a pap smear some time eh?

they come at you with one of these feckers!

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100091856/Cusco_Vaginal_Speculum.jpg

(AKA the Duck Of Doom)

 

[CorNokZ]

I am, all of a sudden, strangely aroused..

 

[Olgaline]

lol,
Corkey's new addition to his list of turn ons


Ducks!


You PErv!

 

[sayward]

oh boo frikkin hoo,

try getting a pap smear some time eh?

See my post in general Jade Goody thread. Bloody agony. Along with the nurses who make you bleed so much they know the result will be compromised so you'll have to have another one, when it may well happen again ad infinitum........

 

[Lakih]

lol,
Corkey's new addition to his list of turn ons


Ducks!


You PErv!

:worthy:

To be honest... if a doctor told me i was going to get a swab i would probobly cry for a week

 

[Zede]

Went for a full STI in 07'

Stripped down, got on the bed.

Doctor started prodding etc... Problem was in the same room were two hot 20something female nurses, they didnt care of course ( in words of patrick stewart, they had seen it all before ). The nurses made me more uneasy than the doctor doing his biz !

 

[CorNokZ]

With my 12 hospitalizations(lol?!), where 3 of them resulted in surgery, I can honestly say that I don't care that much what they do to me anymore

 

[Billargh]

Did not like D:

 

[old.Tohtori]

With my 12 hospitalizations(lol?!), where 3 of them resulted in surgery, I can honestly say that I don't care that much what they do to me anymore

Diabetic since i was 5, been tested up the places peple don't know they have places, can concur :lol:

 

[CorNokZ]

Diabetic since i was 5, been tested up the places peple don't know they have places, can concur :lol:

But since I started akupuncture, I've not been hospitalized since may

Before that I was in and out atleast once a month

 

[Overdriven]

Diabetic since i was 5, been tested up the places peple don't know they have places, can concur :lol:

In your 35th hundred job?

 

[old.Tohtori]

In your 35th hundred job?

Actually, that was just before my terminator job and after the job where i managed the delivery of uranium to alaska.