Surprise Valentine's present

[Doomy]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She likes it actually

 

[Damini]

See, I was told that Siameses like water, so I tried bathing our cat when I was younger.

She climbed my face.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Urgh, valentines day is such crap.
Just a day so all the boyfriends who's slacked off gets a chance to make up for it.
Why do you need a special day? You got 364 other days to show your girlfriend that you love her!
Commercial bullshit!
@#%!

Well, go to a girlfriend, tell her that "you love her every day of the year so why should you do anything different today"?

See what she thinks about it Probably the following:

"Lazy bastard."

"We're through, you lazy bastard."

"Get a job so you can once buy me a gift. Lazy bastard."

"What do you mean my ass looks big?!"(trust me...)

Oh and, the panda...truly evil. It's the only creature in the world that isn't categorized as either a dog or a bear. It's something in between!