Superman

[Vladamir]

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he
wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied
a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and
flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!

 

[tris-]

the 1950s called, they want their joke back

 

[Chronictank]

blimey Vlad, you did pull that one out of the closet

 

[cHodAX]

Old but pure gold

 

[Congax]

the 1950s called, they want their joke back

Hihi.

 

[Thorwyn]

After the creation of man and women, god is taking a break, watching his creations.
"Damn good job I made there." he says, looking at the man. "Perfect body, aesthetic shape, pure beauty... go me!"
Then he looks at the woman.
"Well... you´ll have to use MakeUp."

 

[old.Tohtori]

After the creation of man and women, god is taking a break, watching his creations.
"Damn good job I made there." he says, looking at the man. "Perfect body, aesthetic shape, pure beauty... go me!"
Then he looks at the woman.
"Well... you´ll have to use MakeUp."

Then Eve tells God the joke Vlad told and Adam and Eve get kicked out of Eden because of an old joke.

 

[Vladamir]

Then Eve tells God the joke Vlad told and Adam and Eve get kicked out of Eden because of an old joke.

Then a canadian came along and clubbed teh seel to death.

The end

 

[Lamp]

the 1950s called, they want their joke back

lol

 

[Chronictank]

Then a canadian came along and clubbed teh seel to death.

The end

lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vladamir again.

 

[Gorbachioo]

That one made me laugh irl


I would rep you if i had any idea how its done !

 

[Vladamir]

The scales in the top right hand corner, just above the bazillion bubbles i have, next to the #12

 

[adoNix]

haha, nice one

 

[Zakoraya]

After the creation of man and women, god is taking a break, watching his creations.
"Damn good job I made there." he says, looking at the man. "Perfect body, aesthetic shape, pure beauty... go me!"
Then he looks at the woman.
"Well... you´ll have to use MakeUp."

ahahaha awesome xD

 

[Gamah]

The scales in the top right hand corner, just above the bazillion bubbles i have, next to the #12

You have 11, I think thats the cap :S? I have way more than you

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

The scales in the top right hand corner, just above the bazillion bubbles i have, next to the #12

Depends on how your layout is set in your [User CP] >> [Edit Options] >> [Thread Display Options]

If it's set on "left" the scales are on the bottom left side, Under the avatar and green bubs, in between the "online/offline bub" and the "report bad post" button