Summo, check out my new car :D

[PR.]

ITS NOT ME

Its Panda you should be warning!

When we look through a small collection of exors previous posts, we can see a pattern which if continued here will lead to a flame war

 

[Summo]

Indeed. Get him and TUG in a thread about cars and baby Jesus weeps.

Or summat.

 

[old.[MPZ]Padwah]

What you really want is one of these:

Classy, stylish and it'll do 0-60 in less than a week!

 

[Summo]

Pff. Roofs are for sailors. :/

 

[Embattle]

Converts are for tarts who forget just how much it rains in this country

 

[S-Gray]

Well because Summo likes it when its wet he doesnt care....

 

[Panda On Smack]

Heh, let the flaming begin!

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Panda On Smack
Heh, a mere 118? You can get diesels which are more powerful nowadays . . .

It weighs less than a cigarette though, I imagine it drives like a motorbike. A bloke I know who has one says that it would beat an Escort Cosworth 0-60 no probs.

I have never been a fan of Lotus but they sure know how to make a car that handles.

 

[Trem]

Heres my baby, I wanna sell it so I can get a Mitsubishi GTO though. Its got around 250bhp and handles like a go-kart.

 

[Trem]

Why the fuck didn't I move the wheelie bin

 

[Testin da Cable]

looks very nice Exor. hows the insurance?

 

[xane]

What happens when it rains ?

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Tremor.
Heres my baby, I wanna sell it so I can get a Mitsubishi GTO though. Its got around 250bhp and handles like a go-kart.

Give up trem. You can't fool 'em. It's one of them imported new fangled dust-cars iinnit?

 

[*Exor*]

Originally posted by xane
What happens when it rains ?

It has a roof.

Insurance is ok, looking at about £900.

 

[*Exor*]

Originally posted by Panda On Smack
Heh, a mere 118? You can get diesels which are more powerful nowadays . . .

Nice motor though old chap although its not my thing really, bit girly

As someone said - it's power to weight ratio that matters. It weighs less than 700Kg.

All you need to know is that it's fast. Really, REALLY fast. Added to that you're practically scraping the ground which makes it feel 10 times faster.

The guy I bought it off took me up to 80 and I was nearly crying with fear.

It will top out at 120mph, which isn't "fast", but show me anyone that NEEDS to go above 120mph on the motorway and I'll give you a medal.

 

[*Kornholio*]

I was gonna buy one of them... took one for a test-drive and loved the handling / speed. The only thing that put me off was the getting in & out, and the complete lack of anything vaguely resembling a boot. Picking up my new car on Saturday hopefully

 

[*Exor*]

When you're 21 you don't really care about such things as a boot

 

[leggy]

It's pretty but I like my cars a big bigger and less inconspicuous

An r32 if you please.

 

[Panda On Smack]

Just to clarify:

I REALISE THE WHOLE POWER TO WEIGHT RATIO THING - I WAS JUST KIDDING

Thanks

P.S. 700kg? Don't go on the motorway if its windy!

 

[Nos-]

Man I'd stick my cock in that tailpipe :~)

 

[Testin da Cable]

there are pics of you doing that aren't there?



btw 900 seems ok enough tbh. what did you do? suck some insurance bloke's co><or?

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by Panda On Smack
Nice motor though old chap

He's younger than you though

 

[Panda On Smack]

heh, yeah.

Doh

 

[old.TUG]

Man that car is gay. Not as gay as that poo MGF, but still gay.

The Nova is better.





























Nah thats well lush mate, well done Still, stick a fat bastard next to you (Nos will do) and 0-60 gonna be about 10 seconds with only 118BHP

 

[Ono]

I'm buying a Vauxhall Zafira soon.

 

[RandomIce]

You utter, utter, bastard, i want one.

Oh and the 118 bhp doesnt matter on a lotus, those things are light as fuck and so kick arse despite there low bhp.

 

[Mellow-]

My ballsack is itchy, one moment ...














ok, i'm done.

 

[GDW]

Nice car. Just keep it between the hedges and keep 'er lit....as they say in my neck of teh woods