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[Maljonic]

used to like brown sauce with eggs on it.

 

[^Gil]

Originally posted by Maljonic
Cupboard so it doesn't take so long to cook.

Ketchup = evil

 

[Maljonic]

it does have quite a few good properties in it that can help prevent cancer....

 

[Ono]

Ketchup on the work surface - always required.

Eggs - on top of fridge (cold eggs maketh crap poached eggs)

Salad Cream in fridge though.

 

[~YuckFou~]

 

[Jonny_Darko]

As the world authority on ketchup I feel obliged to respond to this topic on my favorite subject.

Strictly speaking, you need to keep it in the fridge, for health reasons. Don't and you are risking it going off, and giving yourself a dicky tummy. On the other hand it doesn't taste quite as nice cold.

Each bottle only lasts about two days in my house anyway - if you're in the same boat you can keep it where you like, it ain't gonna go bad that quickly!

Here's an odd one: Who thinks ketchup is much nicer out of the glass bottles, when it comes out all think and texture-y, rather than the (still lovely) but somewhat softer, runnier stuff you get in the squeezy bottles? (Heinz of course, it's the only one that counts).

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
Here's an odd one: Who thinks ketchup is much nicer out of the glass bottles, when it comes out all think and texture-y, rather than the (still lovely) but somewhat softer, runnier stuff you get in the squeezy bottles? (Heinz of course, it's the only one that counts).

I prefer the squeezy purely on the convenience factor.

 

[mr.Blacky]

Yeah but they made the squeeze a bottle blue

 

[kameleon]

Whats that green ketchup all about then? It looks like squashed frogs

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by kameleon
Whats that green ketchup all about then? It looks like squashed frogs

it's fun, ya know; for kids?

 

[Testin da Cable]

erm...so it teaches your kids that squished frogs taste like ketchup? eee, by gum I smell a lawsuit

 

[(Shovel)]

Fridge for most things. Ketchup (though I only keep it in for when my girlfriend visits), eggs (which are just for me) and Sweet Chilli Sauce - which has to be the single greatest cheese toastie accompanyment in history.

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
erm...so it teaches your kids that squished frogs taste like ketchup? eee, by gum I smell a lawsuit

can feel a French related joke coming on, but I wont

 

[xane]

Strange, because I keep my fridge in the ketchup.

Oh, and OK > HP

 

[whipped]

It's a horrible thing to admint, but I think one of the reasons me and my girlfriend split up was because of our different philosophies on where the Eggs and Ketchup should be kept.

She kept putting the eggs in the cupboard and the ketchup in the fridge. I mean, how was I supposed to live with that

 

[old.Fweddy]

You were right to ditch her.

 

[Any]

Originally posted by whipped
...She kept putting the eggs in the cupboard and the ketchup in the fridge...

This is the only way to store eggs and ketchup.

 

[Testin da Cable]

not true. the eggs go in the fridge too!!

 

[mank!]

Ketchup = fridge
Eggs = on work surface
Coke = fridge!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

coke neeeds the fridge. lukewarm coke is disgusting and warm dr.pepper is horrible

 

[djpringle]

Ketchup in the cupboard, eggs on the worktop and the fridge for beer and chocolate

 

[cjravey]

Worse Crimes

When i were a lad, ketchup never went near a fridge and I see no reason to change that. It's only recent namby developments that have seen people put it in the fridge. It shouldn't last long enough to need refrigeration; and don't take any 'I want to appear posh so I'm going to have a go at you for eating ketchup' shit.

If there's one thing that angers me more it's coca cola in the cupboard.

When you go round to someones house and they're like middle aged tea drinkers, and you ask for coke and they get an old flat two litre bottle of coke from the cupboard....

....And then it's not even real coca cola. These people must die.

 

[Wij]

Ketchup in cupboard deffo, although I don't keep any in these days.

Eggs in fridge. All drinks in fridge (the other fridge).

I may have to split up with our lass too cos she insists on putting unopened tins of sardines and salmon (ugh, tinned salmon) in the fridge. I mean, why ? They're tinned FFS !!11

But she won't put tinned tuna in the fridge cos that would be stupid.

Oh that makes perfect sense fridge-whore !!!

*resent*

 

[mr.Blacky]

Makes some sense... she is with you remember

 

[Shocko]

Ketchup in the fridge. Never kept it in the cupboard, so why should i start?

Mayonnaise in the fridge. I think it says you need to keep it in there after it's opened. I use it to deep-condition my hair

Fizzy drinks in the fridge when opened, but keep extra bottles in cupboard, for space.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Shocko
Mayonnaise in the fridge. I think it says you need to keep it in there after it's opened. I use it to deep-condition my hair

But. No. Wha ?

I have some for you use if you want.

 

[Custy]

Tommy K in the fridge, HP sauce on the shelf

 

[lynchet]

Ketchup -- Out and ready to use ! - failing that in cupboard
Mayo - Fridge
Salad Cream - Fridge
Any drinks - Fridge


And of course coke or diet coke I actually drink diet as I genuinely prefer the taste, now I find full coke too sickly. Always feels embarassing act - being a lardy and buying diet coke -- you feel they are looking at you thinking "its gonna take more than that mate !" When its the flavour issue that decides it for me.

 

[Testin da Cable]

what's this "tommy k" then? some newfangled taste-enhancer that hasn't made it outside the UK yet?

 

[Shocko]

Originally posted by lynchet
Always feels embarassing act - being a lardy and buying diet coke -- you feel they are looking at you thinking "its gonna take more than that mate !" When its the flavour issue that decides it for me.

But why did you ever try drinking diet coke in the first place, eh? Answer me that, lardy