News 'Sudden Accidental Death' MP

[rynnor]

Can someone decode this one?

Does that mean suicide or is it another 'MP dies in bondage gone wrong' stylee?

BBC News - Labour MP Ashok Kumar suffers 'sudden accidental' death

 

[Jiggs]

Could be anything. Suicide isn't normally accidental though. Probably slipped/fell or got electrocuted. Quite a few peg it on the pan too.

 

[Wij]

Sweepstake ?

 

[Lamp]

err.........natural causes?

not every mp attaches car batteries to their nipples & strangles themselves dressed in women's underwear while having the family Alsatian lick dog food off their genitals

 

[Tom]

err.........natural causes?

not every mp attaches car batteries to their nipples & strangles themselves dressed in women's underwear while having the family Alsatian lick dog food off their genitals

Will that work if one owns a cat, and not a dog?

 

[Zenith.UK]

He could have fallen down the stairs.
He could have popped a blood vessel on the crapper.
He could have zapped himself on a plug.
He might have horribly accidentally brutally cut his head off while shaving.
He could have suffocated as part of "breath play" gone wrong.

We don't know, but there's little point speculating beyond what's mentioned in the report. The truth will come out in the next day or two anyway.

 

[rynnor]

err.........natural causes?

No - that wouldnt explain the 'Accidental' part.

Further detail says he was found dead in his chair which makes u wonder how you can suddenly accidentally die in an armchair?

 

[Raven]

He may well have got his junk caught in his Dyson and bled to death.

I think a sweepstake is a fine idea, can we have a prize for the winner?

 

[Gumbo]

I shall check my sources for the skinny dope.

 

[rynnor]

My cynical instincts figure some kind of self-strangulation may be involved...

I figure that would count as natural causes for an MP at inquest.

 

[xane]

He probably got crushed by his expenses repayment bill.

 

[Shagrat]

he was probably watching Prime Ministers Question's on the BBC Parliament channel and had a massive boredom overload.

 

[Wij]

He probably got crushed by his expenses repayment bill.

Nah - most of the Labour MPs got off on a last-minute rule-change which means you can count the store-cupboard at your old primary school as your main residence and claim for EVERY FUCKING THING on your main mansion

 

[Fweddy]

err.........natural causes?

Lamp wins: BBC News - Labour MP Ashok Kumar died of natural causes

 

[rynnor]

Lamp wins: BBC News - Labour MP Ashok Kumar died of natural causes

Yup - the original press release was pretty innaccurate tbh.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

was it in the daily mail - no sensation there tbh

 

[dysfunction]

Yup - the original press release was pretty innaccurate tbh.

Initial press releases usually are!