Stupidity and gulability

[Munkey-]

I know i'm one who can be accused of this from time to time. however i must bring to you the attention of one particular IRC user who has made me laugh long and hard. Sorry if its long and you consider it boring but i consider it funny


[05:37] <Munkey> i bought PSP6 a few days again though
[05:39] <Munkey> "bought" psp6
[05:39] <Anddos> rich parents?
[05:39] <Anddos> do u work?
[05:39] <Munkey> no
[05:40] <Munkey> 15
[05:40] <Anddos> so how do u get moneY?
[05:41] <Munkey> i use virtual money
[05:41] <Munkey> a very agreeable website i must agree
[05:41] <Anddos> ?
[05:43] <Anddos> munkey i mean how can u aford it at 15
[05:43] <Anddos> ...
[05:44] <Anddos> spoilt little shit?
[05:44] <Munkey> my comp is good
[05:44] <Delph> Anddos: he's lying, and i'm lying, the fact that we're both lying, means that it doesn't matter that we lie.
[05:44] <Munkey> gig of ram. 30 gig HDD, P4 etc.
[05:44] <Delph> 30 gig?
[05:44] <Anddos> i have 120 gig
[05:45] <Anddos> 80 and 40
[05:45] <Munkey> so? my other comps got full
[05:45] * MikeC has 160 \o/
[05:45] <Delph> 40 40 60
[05:45] <Anddos> other comps?
[05:45] <Munkey> i go and buy a new one each time a computer gets full
[05:45] <Anddos> get a job
[05:46] <Delph> her money will, anyhow
[05:46] <Delph> (or his)
[05:46] <Munkey> i get the entire inheritance and a trust fund and also the villa
[05:46] <Delph> can i have the cufflinks?
[05:46] <Munkey> as if youd deserve diamond
[05:46] <Munkey> you can have the gold if you want when they've buggered off out hte window
[05:46] <Delph> =:?
[05:47] <Anddos> what do u parents do for a living?
[05:47] * Delph licks your ear
[05:47] <Delph> pleeease?
[05:47] *** onisuka has left #barrysworld
[05:47] <darkman[X]> win lottery
[05:47] <darkman[X]> :L
[05:47] <Munkey> nah, he's into oil contracting
[05:47] <Anddos> lol
[05:47] <Anddos> and mummy?
[05:47] <Munkey> we tried for the lottery once. only won a paltry 500 quid
[05:47] <Delph> wont see another one...
[05:47] <Munkey> mummy? mummy is a legal advisor for lawsuits
[05:50] <Munkey> why do you want to know what my parents do?
[05:50] <Anddos> just wondering how u can aford a pc package
[05:50] <Anddos> ...
[05:50] <Munkey> no no. we get some computer chappies to buy the pieces and make it
[05:51] <Munkey> much better than entrusting some PLC
[05:51] <Anddos> no i mean psp6
[05:51] <Anddos> id never pay for one
[05:51] <Munkey> ah
[05:51] <Delph> Anddos: its *cough* bought.
[05:51] <Munkey> i also bought the complete macromedia kit
[05:51] <Delph> ooh
[05:51] <Anddos> omg
[05:52] * Delph giggles
[05:52] <Anddos> ur a lucky kiddy
[05:52] <Delph> i wish i was on his connection
[05:52] <Anddos> why do u have suck shit connection
[05:52] <Delph> actually, no i dont.
[05:52] <Anddos> such
[05:52] <Munkey> i have a 56k atm. satellite connection is being repaired
[05:53] <Anddos> r u the only child?
[05:53] <Munkey> no. i have a sister as well
[05:53] <darkman[X]> how old
[05:53] <Anddos> 2
[05:53] <Anddos> lol
[05:53] <Munkey> 21
[05:53] <Anddos> thats all
[05:53] <Anddos> what does she do
[05:54] <Delph> hehhe
[05:54] <Munkey> she's currently setting up a lawyer firm
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[05:54] <Delph> hello, oooh.
[05:54] <Anddos> isnbt she at uni?
[05:54] <Munkey> she's doing that as well. she's setting it up first, getting it running. then when she graduates she'll run it
[05:57] <Anddos> get a cafe job munkey
[05:57] <Anddos> dont be lazy
[05:58] <Munkey> why do i need a job?
[05:58] * Delph hasn't got a job
[05:58] <Anddos> cause u need money
[05:58] * Delph is living off the state
[05:58] <Munkey> no i dont
[05:58] <Anddos> how much do u get?
[05:58] <Munkey> 100 quid a month
[05:58] <Anddos> lol
[05:58] <Anddos> 25 quid week?
[05:58] <Munkey> basicly
[05:59] <Anddos> woudlent u feel better if u worked for your money
[05:59] <Munkey> ....um....why?
[06:00] <Delph> i would
[06:00] <Anddos> lucky kid
[06:00] <Anddos> all i can say
[06:00] <Delph> but then i wouldn't be able to have rabid animals in my lounge.
[06:00] <Delph> nor grow my hair
[06:00] *** term- is now known as term-zzz
[06:00] <Munkey> my budgeriegar got gassed last night
[06:00] <Anddos> lol
[06:01] <Munkey> they were changing the chlorine filter for the pool when it slipped and broke
[06:01] <Anddos> farted?
[06:01] <Anddos> pool...?
[06:01] <Munkey> had to evacuate the room but the budgies all died
[06:01] <Delph> custard pool.
[06:01] <Munkey> olympic pool
[06:01] <Delph> very important in southern climate
[06:01] <Delph> keep your jelly cold
[06:01] <Anddos> munkey what part of uk r u from
[06:01] <Munkey> i'm from aberdeen
[06:01] <Delph> *headbwap*
[06:01] <Munkey> but now living in Qatar
[06:02] <Anddos> huh]
[06:02] <Munkey> tax puprposes
[06:02] <Anddos> qater?
[06:02] <Anddos> which county is that ?
[06:02] <Munkey> next to saudi arabia
[06:02] <Munkey> below bahrain
[06:02] <Anddos> ahh
[06:02] <Anddos> so u eat rice?
[06:02] <Anddos> and carry water
[06:03] <Munkey> no. i stay in the compound. whyd i want to leave it?
[06:03] <Munkey> sure if theres a delivery for me down at the airport, but thats about it
[06:03] <Anddos> munkey what u wanna do for a living?
[06:03] <Munkey> why do i need to do something for a living?
[06:04] <Munkey> i'm set for life
[06:04] <Anddos> ?
[06:04] <Anddos> how?
[06:04] <Delph> MONEY
[06:04] <Delph> if you have lots of money, dont want children
[06:04] <Anddos> cant be that rich
[06:04] <Delph> you can live on relitavly little
[06:04] <Munkey> considering that theres 5 million in the trust fund growing by intrest
[06:04] <Delph> all it takes is a coulpe of milllion.
[06:04] <Delph> you can live off the interest on that, if its invested wisely
[06:05] <Anddos> what trust fund?
[06:05] <Munkey> they set one up for me. when they die i get sustained by a trust fund once i run thoruhg htier inheritance
[06:05] <Anddos> will?
[06:05] <Munkey> yeah
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it goes on, we used a trace route to guess his location. freaked him out a bit

and the bad thing is. I BELIEVE THAT HE IS FOR REAL! actually we mighta been rumbled at the end. unsure. but the start is definitley true as we had to explain what stocks and shares were. and what hte FTSE, NASDAQ etc. were and how you owned a small part of that company. and comission etc.

pity isnt it

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by Munkey-
Sorry if its long and you consider it boring

*tick the "yes" box*

C'mon, get a life ffs. :/

 

[Hashmonster]

i read a 1/4 of it, ah nuts

 

[stu]

Behold the retardry of DALNet residents. This idiot and some of her skiprat friends ended up on Quakenet a couple of weeks ago, making complete idiots of themselves. They were abused and repeatedly banned from various channels for days. Then this one started messaging me, so I thought I'd try something out. I can't work out which is more amazing, the fact that she fell for it, or the fact that she'd even want to have a civil conversation with someone who had slated her for about 3 days solid.

(note: won't be funny if you haven't heard the originals, so if you don't 'get it' within a few lines, plz move on. Thank you, drive through.)

(It'll still be funnier than Munkey's tho.)

[22:32] <stu> what you're hired for is to help us
[22:32] <stu> does that seem clear to you?
[22:32] <{^Tia^}> mmmmmmmmmmmm
[22:33] <stu> where'd you learn your trade you stupid fucking cunt! you idiot
[22:33] <{^Tia^}> your the fkin idiot
[22:33] <{^Tia^}> not me
[22:33] <stu> not to my knowledge, no
[22:33] <stu> where were you last night?
[22:34] <{^Tia^}> out why?
[22:34] <stu> you're right!
[22:34] <{^Tia^}> i was in my car why?
[22:35] <stu> where was I? I was at home
[22:35] <{^Tia^}> and?
[22:35] <stu> you were saying
[22:35] <{^Tia^}> and
[22:35] <stu> you just cost me six thousand dollars
[22:36] <{^Tia^}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[22:36] <stu> six, thousand, dollars
[22:36] <stu> guess who
[22:36] <{^Tia^}> mmmmmmmmmm
[22:36] <stu> guess who!
[22:36] <stu> my name is richard roma
[22:37] <{^Tia^}> and?
[22:37] <{^Tia^}> my name is tia
[22:37] <{^Tia^}> and
[22:37] <stu> c'mon, don't bullshit me
[22:38] <{^Tia^}> im not
[22:38] <stu> stop it!
[22:38] <{^Tia^}> stop what?
[22:38] <stu> stop whining
[22:38] <{^Tia^}> im not
[22:38] <stu> Im going to ask you a bunch of questions, I want them answered immediately
[22:38] <{^Tia^}> ok
[22:38] <stu> who is your daddy, and what does he do?
[22:39] <{^Tia^}> my dad is a fisherman
[22:40] <stu> yeah
[22:40] <{^Tia^}> and hes called mike
[22:40] <stu> yes
[22:41] <stu> how are you?
[22:41] <{^Tia^}> im ok
[22:41] <{^Tia^}> and u?
[22:41] <stu> hey, Im a police officer
[22:41] <{^Tia^}> and
[22:41] <stu> who are you?
[22:41] <{^Tia^}> im a nurse
[22:42] <stu> first, I would just like to get to know you
[22:42] <stu> you lack discipline!
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> why do i
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> my names tia
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> im 23
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> im a nurse
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> im english
[22:43] <stu> yeah
[22:43] <{^Tia^}> anything else u like to know
[22:44] <stu> did you hear what I said?
[22:44] <stu> well answer me!
[22:44] <{^Tia^}> im on a mates computer at the moment
[22:44] <stu> yes
[22:44] <{^Tia^}> what
[22:45] <{^Tia^}> ive gotta go
[22:45] <stu> c'mon, don't bullshit me
[22:45] <{^Tia^}> im not bullshitting ok
[22:45] <{^Tia^}> what ive said is true
[22:45] <{^Tia^}> ok
[22:46] <stu> wait a minute, wait a minute wait a minute!
[22:46] <{^Tia^}> ill be on line from my own comp,ill msg u then,if thats ok
[22:47] <stu> what are you gonna do about it asshole?
[22:47] <{^Tia^}> u can ask me what u like then
[22:47] <{^Tia^}> do about what?
[22:47] <stu> what time do you have?
[22:48] <{^Tia^}> 22.45
[22:48] <{^Tia^}> byeeeeeeeeee
[22:48] <stu> thats right!
Session Close: Wed Jul 03 22:48:36 2002

 

[xenon2000]

heh

 

[throdgrain]

I fear it would actually be impossible to make a thread less interesting than this one

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by throdgrain
I fear it would actually be impossible to make a thread less interesting than this one

Start talking about motorcycles again

 

[Will]

At least motorcycles are a refreshing change from "What I have changed about my car and why it is faster than yours even though it's a Nova..."

Please god never again.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

That's true, just imagine the joys of the first thread to contain and use all of these;

Motorcycles,
Modifying cars to make them sound louder,
Mobile Phones,

That'd be the best thread in the world.

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
That's true, just imagine the joys of the first thread to contain and use all of these;

Motorcycles,
Modifying cars to make them sound louder,
Mobile Phones,

That'd be the best thread in the world.

It would have to be started up by a newbie celebrating his 10th post, and using those subjects in order to spam onwards so he can get an avatar and become a spitzy Brentford Resident.

 

[throdgrain]

I could modify my phone to make it sound louder ? Would that help ?

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
That's true, just imagine the joys of the first thread to contain and use all of these;

Motorcycles,
Modifying cars to make them sound louder,
Mobile Phones,

That'd be the best thread in the world.

How about
Motorcycles
modifying cars to make them sound louder
Mobile phones
and Music
?

 

[Will]

You missed out WWF...thank god

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Munkey, you're so shit.

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
You missed out WWF...thank god

You're right there m8

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by stu
(note: won't be funny if you haven't heard the originals, so if you don't 'get it' within a few lines, plz move on. Thank you, drive through.)

Excellent, Stu. Seamlessly moved from Al to Arnie. Made me laugh...

 

[Munkey-]

perhaps you could explain why you hate me so much wazzer?

 

[caLLous]

Yet another reason why I don't converse in #barrysworld.

Oh, and you clearly displayed your gullibility when someone told you how to spell gullibility.

 

[Munkey-]

spelling does down the drain when i'm using a keyboard unfortunatley

still. as the blonde said:

"I have many brain"

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by stu

[22:32] <stu> what you're hired for is to help us
<SNIP>
[22:48] <stu> thats right!
Session Close: Wed Jul 03 22:48:36 2002 [/B]

oh dear

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by throdgrain
How about
Motorcycles
modifying cars to make them sound louder
Mobile phones
and Music
?

No, music is probably the most interesting subject of conversation on these boards. If you find it dull then tough shit

 

[throdgrain]

Tough shit yaself big nose ;P

 

[xenon2000]

 

[Wilier]

Munkey, I cant believe that you spent 30 odd minutes doing all that shite, prolly a whole lot longer.

You kids need to get out more ffs.

 

[throdgrain]

Lol to Willier AND to xenon there

 

[throdgrain]

On the subject of very boring threads, check out the "my new phone" thread, still going strong after 58 posts or summat. Mobile phones ? Interesting?
Spot the teenager

 

[caLLous]

Blah, pish off throd. The thread is interesting to me because I'm currently looking for a new phone.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by caLLous
Blah, pish off throd. The thread is interesting to me because I'm currently looking for a new phone.

drunken bum.

 

[caLLous]

Sober arsehole.

 

[Shocko]

One of the Djs for UKTFR(internet radio station about tfc), did some prank calls using the arnie snippits. I have one of the better ones here. There was another good one iirc, however only a few of them were recorded.