stupid labels

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weve got some shower gel shit in the shower, thats got mangos and peanuts and other various snack fruits blended into it. ofc it contains chemicals like every other substance known to man.
on the bottle it says "show gel, do not drink".

WHAT THE FUCK?!
 

Overdriven

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Sec... Lemme grab something from my site, love it.

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Lamp

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I like the label on the bottle of baby food: "After consumption do not drive or operate heavy machinery"
 

Overdriven

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Was to prove a point, even if it is 'fake' - Stupid lables are everwhere, it's so the c***s irl don't sue because they find a way to harm themselves.
 

ilaya

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On a box of xmas lights:

for outdoor and indoor use only.
 

pikeh

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on a bag of peanuts ;
warning, may have been produced in an environment where some nuts may have been handled.


its just for wankers who think "ahh that dosent say so and so, i reckon i could get a good few quid out of this"
 

liloe

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on a bag of peanuts ;
warning, may have been produced in an environment where some nuts may have been handled.


its just for wankers who think "ahh that dosent say so and so, i reckon i could get a good few quid out of this"

Haaaahaaaa *points and laughs Nelson (Simpson's) style*

Sorry :( But you found the exception :p

Actually THAT warning is very important. Peanuts are not nuts biologically and if you have a really serious allergy against nuts, stuff like that gets you to hospital.

But....
McDonalds: (coffee) Warning, hot. (no shit Sherlock...coffee is hot?)
Some microwave: Don't use to dry animals (wtf? Yes, some women did this and sued the company)
 

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