Stupid Headlines

[Dukat]

BBC NEWS | England | Beds/Bucks/Herts | Officer unlawfully killed family

"A Met Police inspector unlawfully killed his wife and her mother, then took his own life, a coroner has ruled."

Is there a lawful way to kill your wife and mother??

Sometimes the media just make me laugh, othertimes they fucking scare me - we rely on idiot people like this to tell us whats going on in the world.

 

[CorNokZ]

If there's not dinner on the table at 7pm you are actually allowed to kill her and then abuse her cadaver untill food appears on the table

 

[Cadelin]

There are lawful ways to kill people. Self-defence is one however that is not what the coroner meant in this case.

By saying that is an unlawful killing he has not had to make any decision on if it was murder or manslaughter although he has ruled out the possibility of it being an accident. If this was a court case the defence would have quite a good case to plead not guilty to murder on the grounds of diminished responsibility.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is there a lawful way to kill your wife and mother??

If wife and mother drink your Scotch, then i think it is.

 

[Overdriven]

Suppose if you see them planning treason against you, it's allowed? *Prepares to assassinate family*

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Being rich and famous for a start.

 

[Ezteq]

nobody answer this!!!


b2 may read it later and i dont want to give him ideas.

 

[CorNokZ]

Suppose if you see them planning treason against you, it's allowed? *Prepares to assassinate family*

/wave!

I've missed you OD :wub:

 

[Overdriven]

/wave!

I've missed you OD :wub:

:wub:

 

[Cerb]

greatest headline ever.

ever.

 

[Dukat]

greatest headline ever.

ever.

"JK looks magic at premier"? I just dont know where they get this stuff!!