Y
~YuckFou~
Guest
Got this today:
The following is an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Naval ship and Canadian Authorities off the coast of NFLD in 1995. They say communication is everything, this is a good reason why.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy Ship. I say again divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again that is one-five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a Lighthouse. Your call...
and this....
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge, "said the brain,"because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
I should be in charge," said the blood,"because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes," because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Arse holes are usually in charge.
The following is an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Naval ship and Canadian Authorities off the coast of NFLD in 1995. They say communication is everything, this is a good reason why.
CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy Ship. I say again divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again that is one-five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a Lighthouse. Your call...
and this....
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge, "said the brain,"because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
I should be in charge," said the blood,"because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach,"because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes," because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated,the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Arse holes are usually in charge.