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[CorNokZ]

...and she screamed at me through the door that I was a disgusting cvnt

finding ways around the word filter doesn't make you big or clevar, and mouthing off about it even less so. have an infraction.

Yes, I am a bit butthurt at the moment Teeds

 

[Lamp]

Who is Jehova? Picture or he didn't happen.

 

[TdC]

We didnt want to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth matey

her words hurt me man, they hurt me!

 

[TdC]

we didnt want to hurt your feelings by telling you the truth matey

yes, i am a bit butthurt at the moment teeds

oh god what have i done


edit: lol the all-caps filter FILTERS everything, even usernames o0

 

[old.Tohtori]

her words hurt me man, they hurt me!

Hmm. My pervysense is tingling and i think she hurt you because she wouldn't bend over the table and NOT because of what she said

 

[TdC]

nah, my gf at the time was hotter, but she hadn't the first clue about shagging :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

nah, my gf at the time was hotter, but she hadn't the first clue about shagging :/

...

.....are you implying that you didn't want to tap that female and that you actually got hurt FEELINGS?! Who are these women you've been seeing lately, have to put them on black chopper list, they've broken you!

 

[TdC]

Who are these women you've been seeing lately, have to put them on black chopper list, they've broken you!

heh you have no idea

 

[Bahumat]

If only 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses will ascend to heaven, what happens to the remaining 11,856,000 ? Kinda sucks if you're not one of the 144,000, huh ?

Isn't it some shit like 144,000 go to the super fucking awesome heaven, but everyone else goes to the normal one.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Isn't it some shit like 144,000 go to the super fucking awesome heaven, but everyone else goes to the normal one.

With the difference being that in f*cking awesome heaven you get any woman you want to do anything you want, while in regular heaven you only get the used models from f*cking awesome heaven.

Also regular heaven has a mandatory harp lesson.

 

[Bahumat]

I think Tris should Poo or it didn't happen!

 

[fettoken]

Jehova ≠ Cthulhu

 

[old.Tohtori]

Jehova ≠ Cthulhu

Could be if Cthulhu so wanted to, he's psychic afterall

 

[fettoken]

Could be if Cthulhu so wanted to, he's psychic afterall

Yeah sure, keeping a bunch of people mind slaves while sending them door to door knocking and recruiting new mind slaves. It actually makes sense.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah sure, keeping a bunch of people mind slaves while sending them door to door knocking and recruiting new mind slaves. It actually makes sense.

Yeah i know, i'm twisted that way.

*looks*

I mean Cthulhu is. Yes. Nevermind.

 

[Lamp]

Look, would you sell your eternal soul to Cthulhu in order to achieve earthly paradise for 70 years ?

Pros: for 70 years, you never have to worry about money, hot women will BEG to sleep with you, you'll be super athletic, super good-looking, you'll invent a cure for cancer, and you'll be a secret vigilante helping to clear up crime in your community

Cons: Once you're dead, eternal suffering and pain.


Would you ?

 

[CorNokZ]

No, I'd rather live a normal life of 70 years of suffering and pain and then go on to the afterlife for eternal paradise

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well i don't know, you kinda get used to eternal suffering.

50 years of it and it's like "Let's see, ah, today i'll get poked in the eyes with a burning hot tentacle, what a nice change."

 

[Lamp]

But if every day brought new levels of pain ...

 

[old.Tohtori]

But if every day brought new levels of pain ...

Meh, pain is just in your head

 

[CorNokZ]

Meh, pain is just in your head

That's what I kept telling court, but she still said that I hurt her!

 

[mooSe_]

I'd sell my eternal soul to Cthulhu for a hand full of wotsits tbh, I don't have much use for it.