Story time

[Olgaline]

It's been a while since we've done one of these, so whacha say ?
lets play storytime...

Simple rules, keep it short "just a few lines" keep it "on-topic" so that the story flows....

For the sake of the thread, please keep none story line comments out of the thread, or if you must, add them as a quote to your story contribution..

So I'll give it a soft start.

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In the not so distant future, lived a smashing young chap called ....

 

[Cerb]

Dan Mason. He was extraordinary in that, there was absoloutly nothing out of the ordinary about him...

 

[Olgaline]

and yet, behind the innocence of his hazel brown eyes lay a dark secret

 

[Ezteq]

and behind that dark secret lay a story of terror, and adventure, and giant snails...

 

[Everz]

with lazer beams and missles straped to there backs, painted to look like Mel Gibson in Braveheart....

 

[fettoken]

But to get the story going, it was a late monday afternoon, the cloudless sky stretching as far as the eye could see..

 

[Ezteq]

Our hero had just made himself a turkey sandwich and a cup of tea when the phone rang...which was odd because he'd been cut off the day before

 

[Sparx]

confused and shaken he answered the phone, hello?...

 

[Olgaline]

Dan! it's me, I need you to....hold on...damnit...listen I have to hang up now..meet me at shire inn at 20:00 tonight, and I'll explain everything, oh and come alone! The voice was .....

 

[Ch3tan]

"Mr Mason", stated a man on the other end. "Yes" replied a confused Dan. "listen"..... the man's voice was followed by a screeching sound and white noise that caused Dan to curl up and cover his ears

 

[Ezteq]

it seemed he had a crossed line...

 

[fettoken]

The man in the other line kept calling "Dan" louder and louder, Dan was too distracted by the weirdness of the situation.

 

[BloodOmen]

And began licking the phone...

 

[TdC]

in a vain attempt to short circuit

 

[Sparx]

but johnny 5 was nowhere to be seen

 

[Cerb]

Your drunk, exclaime his housemate. Your secyxy, anounced dan.

 

[BloodOmen]

Dan then puts down the phone and heads to the local post office where he attempts to buy a pink orange with a nuclear device inside and a picture of david dickenson. He then...

 

[Dudley52]

Goes to the bakery, to buy his favourite Steak sandwich, only to find inside the sandwich...