Story Thread with a Limerick Twist :p

[mirieth]

You're the second person who has told me to steal RAM .

Am I missing out on some factor here or what? :x

 

[miss_xeno]

You are totally ruining the god damn thread..

Get to rhymin' will ya!

 

[XeffoInfil]

there be some crazy guys
i see dem with my own eyes
they hit me cuz im grey
i think it makes their day
i usually try for a kill
and pay xp as for my bill

=p dunno if that was correct

 

[Edlina]

o.0 Edlina's been missing
In limericks, without dissing?
At least it's true
respect is due
To limericks <damnit what do I write here? o.0 it must be too late>

 

[miss_xeno]

I'm good to rhyme, dont you think?
Made a new limerick before you could blink.
Watch your back now, one two three.
Let's all be happy, let's all be free.

Red drinks with cherrys in them rule!

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Hmmm

Now ugart jus' 'ave ta take mick
'bout 'ow you be make limerick
It be a, two, two, one, pattern
So put yer dunce hat on
Yooz getting lessons from troll, so you thick!

 

[old.Spug]

Perhaps, of this thread we can save,
the demise of the bananananana called dave.
The poor little soul
shuffled of this mortal coil
so now all of you albs, please behave!

damn, I dont think thats enough
bringing this back on line will be tough
so perhaps its time
to butcher a rhyme
and bring in the three billy goats gruff

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Yus

Spuggy be right, dis be boring
But fings might be just getting gory
quick, get back on track
So we can see goats go SPLAT
Cuz aint dey a troll in dat story?

 

[old.Spug]

As most tales go, there's monsters who
will try to eat and try to chew
but please dont fret
and dont forget
this stories from a midgard view

The goats they tried to zerg the troll
they were newbies, and had no toll
but thank god GOA's Lax
the troll still had left axe,
and now the heads will roll.

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Zergin' by lowbies be moot
Cuz urgat 'ave got AE Root
Me stay here and wait
For jupe, cuz he late
Fer 'is meeting wiv end ov mi boot

 

[old.Spug]

An Inf, with no buffbot? you must be mad.
Jup trying to kill makes baby jesus sad
we all know he's gone
meaning theres no fun
in hunting for Jup in sauvage (ok, ok, a stretch)

 

[old.Tyraette]

Now as for those billy goats gruff
The troll mushed them into pieces of fluff
Jup came too late
To save from their fate
But shouted in troll 'Dats Enuff'

 

[XeffoInfil]

your rhymin be good
the trolls live in da middie hood
i thnk there are too many trolls
even more than bread rolls
they dont like those billy goats gruff
they like albs, and like em rough

 

[gengi]

Watching the poor goats demise,
Brought a tear to old Jupitus' eyes,
But he learned from their killing,
Bet a pound to a shilling,
Ne'er to wear the old goat diguise.

 

[old.Spug]

but the bonus 'gainst drawbacks outweighed
so, please never would jupe hear it said
that dressed as a goat he could peek
at the young female sheep
and have a much better chance to get laid

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Dat true

Yub, Jupe says "goat costumes? you keep!"
Cuz 'iz infil disguises are deep
da alb gimp deferes
Cuz he much prefers
ta find himself inside a sheep!

8O

 

[Urgat Rip-Eye]

Bah!

Beat me to the obvious Kik...

Great minds...

 

[old.Spug]

nah, just we know Jupe too well...