Story Thread with a Limerick Twist :p

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old.Tyraette

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Be afraid.

The Peoples Limericker has returned. In New Upgraded Version <tm> :D

Figured new format needed to keep it fresh...rather than one word story...its one limerick story. :p

Once on a hot summer's day
I was searching for my grave topray
When before my eyes
A banana did rise
And to my horror it had this to say
 
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gengi

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'Looking for your grave ?,
You must be very brave,
Enemies abound,
they circle all around,
And by the way my name is Dave'

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Later
 
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SoulFly Amarok

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Dave you say?
-Did the enemies scare your pets away?
Why, ofcourse, that's all I got to say
Because this thread is such a giveaway.
 
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miss_xeno

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Of course its not a giveaway,
when there are poets like you here to say
look at me look at me I can rhyme
does anyone know the time ?
 
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old.Gromnir

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The time you say ?
Its late now what more is there to say
Your grave is lost by now
Go home I say do not stay.
 
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old.Elrond

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Don't you know your limericks??

There should be five lines in the verse!
Are you the victim of some sort of curse?
The top two lines
Must be matching in rhyme
And the last sound the same as the first!









got it! :D
 
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old.Tyraette

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Re: Don't you know your limericks??

Originally posted by old.Elrond
There should be five lines in the verse!
Are you the victim of some sort of curse?
The top two lines
Must be matching in rhyme
And the last sound the same as the first!


got it! :D
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I admit I'm laughing out loud
That one really did you proud
I was going to mention
That theirs lacked direction
And contained fewer lines than allowed
 
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old.Tyraette

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Anyway back to the story
As its about to get a tad gory
I went after the fruit
In hot pursuit
When I was attacked by a no good zombie
 
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gengi

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'Dave the banana' said I,
'my foes come here only to die',
As with wondorous grace,
And outstanding pace,
My sword pierced the old zombies eye.
 
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old.Tyraette

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But alas the zombie was undead
And already its mortality had fled
Then i saw Dave
Was in Savage Conclave
And woke Teh Zerg from out of its bed
 
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gengi

Guest
Teh Zerg it did come thick and fast,
The zone it never will last,
With an almighty crash,
And not much of a flash,
To emain the whole lot was cast.
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
When at last I came to
I saw that the zombie was slew
I started to prance
And give a little dance
When SPLAT..something squished on my shoe
 
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Jupitus

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Jup's doggy was having it's walk,
A time to reflect without talk,
It found a nice scent,
And it's hind knees bent,
Though Shaeffer now wished he'd a cork ;)
 
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gengi

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Shaeff sat down and pulled of his shoe,
The stench was so bad he said 'Phew'
'I'll use this green grass,
Thats under my ass,
To clean this up 'fore I spew'
 
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miss_xeno

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What are you talking about dear Jupitus?
What has that got to do with the zombie?
Stop being stupidus,
you little dombie!




dombie? lol :/
 
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Falcon

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Shaeffer was walking in his forest.
when an arrow hit his orifice,
to Oshur he did run,
but Xest was there too with his gun,
and Shaeffer did fall face first on the floor.

Don't see enough of you there tho Shaef/Jup :p
 
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Jupitus

Guest
This gave Shaeffer time now to hear,
Some footsteps were getting quite near,
He started to sweat,
His brow became wet,
And rooted he was, all in fear!!


(Look for the smouldering wreck of a Galaxy Xest, you'll usually find me there ;))
 
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gengi

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A root is a terrible thing,
Won't allow a poor fellow to swing,
For fear of the cries,
At the terrible surprise,
Of the size the poor rooted does bring.

Edited two things on the end :rolleyes:
Later
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Fortunately Shaeff managed to cast purge
And all bad effects did regurge
He faced his foe
And began to bellow
And from his mouth did the following emerge
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
<fluffles Xest>

Nerf Albs more like. Albs have 2 Limerickers, Mid has 1, and Hibs have 1

<although i think i should deduct points from Gengi for blatant Custom Title Copyright Infringements :p>
 
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mirieth

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Puuuuuuuunctured bicycle on a hillside desolate.
I'll bet you'll make a man of me yeeeet.

<whistles>

This charming Tyraette :eek:.
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Originally posted by mirieth
Puuuuuuuunctured bicycle on a hillside desolate.
I'll bet you'll make a man of me yeeeet.

<whistles>

This charming Tyraette :eek:.
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I take it back. Alb has been nerfed enough if we've still got Miri on our side :p
 
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mirieth

Guest
Hey, come the end of next week you might have me on your side in PlanetSide also :eek:.

Just remember this: I AM NOT NAKED!
 
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vincibility

Guest
Originally posted by mirieth
Hey, come the end of next week you might have me on your side in PlanetSide also :eek:.

Just remember this: I AM NOT NAKED!
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Ooh! I've ordered PlanetSide ready for next week. Hur! KOS, KOS, KOS!!!!!!!11 (etc).

Cool if you'll be there too. <peers> But what happened to 'Real Life'? <tuts>
 
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old.Tyraette

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Originally posted by vincibility
Ooh! I've ordered PlanetSide ready for next week. Hur! KOS, KOS, KOS!!!!!!!11 (etc).

Cool if you'll be there too. <peers> But what happened to 'Real Life'? <tuts>
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VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!


go NC, and join Phoenix Legion...nunky sick, miri, pixie, me and jup are there already, along with a load of rigante/phoenix legion :D
 
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vincibility

Guest
I've been in contact with teh animul and I will indeed be joining The NC... (which I believe stands for Nonchalant Camels but I'm not too sure).

He's given me the low-down on how stuff works, like, but I just know I'm gonna be crap at it. It does sound mighty fun, though! And Miri can tag along and get shot in the back by moi! Yay!

Also, maybe I should drive one of those galaxy dropship things but 'forget' to do the training and just end up crashing all the time! Whee! I can't wait... but until the 18th of June... <scuttles off>
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
get back on msn you tart. anyone else i like, gifv pm with msn addy as well. im bored :p
 
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mirieth

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PS I can pick up and put down, unlike daoc ;).

the only problem I'm facing is the fact that I need more RAM, which I planned to buy this month... that was until I sent off two distro. orders equating to £50 of the £70 I have :E
 
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vincibility

Guest
Steal RAM! Steal it!

And Shaeff! I can't! I'm not even supposed to be here! <Runs off again... this time... FOREVER (not actually forever, for a few minutes, probably)>
 
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