stop making gay threads complaining about the 200 gay threads about the colour

[.Cask]

As they are less interesting than this thread.

 

[Testin da Cable]

rofl...I actually fell for this

 

[GDW]

196 to go

 

[Flimgoblin]

can we make a thread complaining about this one? or would that be one flog too many on the rotting carcass of a joke.

 

[doh_boy]

probably but also cage might reply with a thread complaining about the threads...etc which would just let loose anarchy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I am the antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by 'cos I

I wanna be anarchy!
No dog's body

Anarchy for the U.K
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme 'cos I

I wanna be anarchy!
In the city

How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the enemy I use anarchy 'cos I

I wanna be anarchy!
The only way to be

Is this the MPLA
Or is this the UDA
Or is this the IRA
I thought it was the UK or just
Another country
Another council tenancy

I wanna be anarchy
And I wanna be anarchy
Oh what a name
I wanna be an anarchist
Get pissed! Destroy!

 

[mank!]

I am an architect
They call me a butcher

 

[Flimgoblin]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

 

[GDW]

Alright Now!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me wanting you and your kind. Oh yeah

I love you. Oh, you know it.

My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah

Come on now - try it out!

Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby

Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love ya sweet leaf, oh

 

[Wij]

There was an old Lady from Ealing,
Who had the most peculiar feeling,
She laid on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

Thought provoking eh ? !!1

 

[Will]

Wrong forum.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by Wij
There was an old Lady from Ealing,
Who had the most peculiar feeling,
She laid on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

Thought provoking eh ? !!1

There was a young girl from Mauritius,
Who said, 'That last bit was delicious'.
But if you don't mind,
we'll postpone the next grind,
As that spot on your tool looks suspicious.

or

There was a young man from Darjeeling
whose dong reached right up to the ceiling.
In the electric-light socket
He'd put it and rock it -
Oh god! what a wonderful feeling.

 

[Flimgoblin]

Originally posted by Will.
Wrong forum.

Didn't know Yeats sang...

 

[Will]

The Sex Pistols didn't either, and as for The Manics...

 

[Flimgoblin]

touche

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Will.
...as for The Manics...

Fuck off!

 

[Testin da Cable]

they don't fuck...they suck