Stealing my own bike

[Jeros]

My bike is stuck i the bike shed at my old digs as i lost the key and im trying to figure out the best way to get my lock off, its stupidly heavy duty and the only thing i can find that might be of use is a pair of 50 quid bolt cutters from B&Q, it does not have a normal lock it has a twisty lock that is like the old "lock keyboard" things on pcs

any ideas?

 

[fl3a]

it does not have a normal lock it has a twisty lock that is like the old "lock keyboard" things on pcs

any ideas?

what, you locked your bike with caps lock?

 

[Lamp]

MacGyver would open that lock in seconds

 

[fettoken]

MacGyver would open that lock in seconds

How scary it might sound, he would

 

[Raven]

Ignore the lock, what's the shed made out of? I assume wood.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ignore the lock, what's the shed made out of? I assume wood.

Good idea.

Never go for the lock. If it's a heavy duty chain lock(hanging from a chain), go for the chain or the place the chain is wrapped around.

I'm no break-in expert, but logic never fails

Also if you can break a window, climb in, start thhe bike and drive through the door.

Hey, works in hollywood!

Other options could be locksmiths(if cheaper then cutters) or simply a pole with enough torque(place inside loop of chain/lock and apply force)

 

[Aoami]

say it was nicked from your new home, claim it on insurance

 

[Thadius]

vJust get an ethnic minority to steal it!

Least you will have an internet meme named after your plight!

 

[Ch3tan]

Have you checked what a locksmith would charge you?

 

[Jeros]

Bike lock:0
Petrol powered circular saw:1


Some helpful poles at my old digs got it off for meh, does that count as an ethnic minority thad?

 

[fettoken]

Bike lock:0
Petrol powered circular saw:1


Some helpful poles at my old digs got it off for meh, does that count as an ethnic minority thad?

So much for the ninja discretion of stealing something without anyone noticing.

 

[Jeros]

Heh when its my property i dont care

Anyone who argues can get a circular saw to the groin!

 

[Ezteq]

bah I wish I'd known sooner, I'd of come and shot it off for you with my trusty Magnum!!!

 

[Jeros]

bah I wish I'd known sooner, I'd of come and shot it off for you with my trusty Magnum!!!

Ha ha, i always said redheads were deadly!