Starface girl has a new challenger.

[Jupitus]

I confess... I'm the father, despite my snipoloctomy

 

[Chilly]

careful, she'll be after you for child support!

 

[TdC]

perhaps it's an immaculate conception? her child could be the new jebus!

 

[Ch3tan]

We need a woman's answer on this, after a swim, do you find that your womb is full of pool water?

 

[Tom]

You must be a fairly impressive guy Chet if your sperms can swim that far...

 

[Ch3tan]

No, no it's not the sperm swimming, its the girl sucking up the entire pool into her fanny, that is the only workable theory here Tom.

 

[Jimmy]

firstly :eek2: how stupid can people be

Get her on Jeremy Kyle with the swimming pool.

"We asked you swimming pool did you have sexual contact with this girl? You were lieing wernt you".

thats a show id watch just to see the swimming pool try to get out of it

I think her shagging some chav in exchange for a Smirnof Ice is a lot more plausible, Rynnor old bean.

This is more likey to be the cause.

 

[TdC]

No, no it's not the sperm swimming, its the girl sucking up the entire pool into her fanny, that is the only workable theory here Tom.

that would be remarkably handy for desert crossings and other extreme situations o0

 

[Ch3tan]

that would be remarkably handy for desert crossings and other extreme situations o0

I think we have discovered the true meaning behind camel toes.....

 

[Shagrat]

Speechless........

I am constantly amazed at how moronic some people can be..

I can just see the conversation now:

"your not lying are no?"

"no I never made the beast with 2 backs, I'm still a virgin"

"good god, It must have been spermy pool water, it's the only logical explanation"


dumbass woman

 

[Rulke]

I remember an episode of Mythbusters where they were testing the myth of a stray musket ball passing through someones nutsack and on into just the right part of a lady beyond, thus impregnating her

 

[Edmond]

A old customer of mine used to live in Africa when her husband was a doctor in the army, He once had a local woman come in with brusing to her stomach, and she said it happened during sex.

It turned out that her husband was trying enter her belly button, because thats where the umbilical chord was connected on new born's and therefore they thought thats how they would get pregnant

 

[tris-]

Africans do the funniest things. One of which is burning kids who practice withcraft!

 

[ECA]

Africans do the funniest things. One of which is burning kids who practice withcraft!

Yeah we never did that

 

[Ctuchik]

Once the sperm leaves the person and is in the water. How long can it survive for before being ineffective?

well, concidering that there are chlorine in the water, not for long.

MYTH or FACT - Does Chlorine or Salt Water kill sperm? - Yahoo! Answers


so basically, they need to be REALLY close when he dumps his load in the water for her to get pregnant.

 

[00dave]

Yeah we never did that

well I don't know about you but I haven't, nor has anyone I know

 

[Sparx]

I remember an episode of Mythbusters where they were testing the myth of a stray musket ball passing through someones nutsack and on into just the right part of a lady beyond, thus impregnating her

i never trust myth busters, especially after they proved you could never beat a speed camera, then top gear done it

 

[nath]

i never trust myth busters, especially after they proved you could never beat a speed camera, then top gear done it

Didn't they also say that the plane would take off? Clearly it wouldn't the conveyor belt keeps it on the ground.

 

[Nate]

thats a show id watch just to see the swimming pool try to get out of it

She'd have to get out of the swimming pool first!

 

[00dave]

I remember an episode of Mythbusters where they were testing the myth of a stray musket ball passing through someones nutsack and on into just the right part of a lady beyond, thus impregnating her

How the hell did they test that myth, did they have willing volunteers?

 

[Rulke]

How the hell did they test that myth, did they have willing volunteers?

You'd have thought common sense would be (dis)proof enough really

 

[Nate]

Do you reckon there is an increased chance in a jacuzzi/hot tub? ;o

 

[Ch3tan]

well the bubbles will make it harder for anyone else to see you sticking your cock in her, so yes, there probably is more chance of a spa getting blamed for a virgin pregnancy.

 

[rynnor]

Do you reckon there is an increased chance in a jacuzzi/hot tub? ;o

Yes due to decreased volume of water plus the water is in motion leading to better dispersal of the sperm and theres no chlorine - its still unlikely but a lot less unlikely.

Saying that I'm not even sure if chlorine would affect sperm when its as dilute as the average pool?

We need a sperm expert - maybe mail this to that guy who created artificial sperm (so he says - he went into the lab one day then came out looking flushed saying he'd 'created' sperm in the lab ).

 

[Nate]

What about that guy that googles himself? He'll surely know all about this..

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes due to decreased volume of water plus the water is in motion leading to better dispersal of the sperm and theres no chlorine - its still unlikely but a lot less unlikely.

Saying that I'm not even sure if chlorine would affect sperm when its as dilute as the average pool?

We need a sperm expert - maybe mail this to that guy who created artificial sperm (so he says - he went into the lab one day then came out looking flushed saying he'd 'created' sperm in the lab ).

They use chlorine in public spas.

 

[Tom]

Maybe its the second coming. The Catholic Church should get involved.

 

[TdC]

Maybe its the second coming. The Catholic Church should get involved.

GLEN!!!1 Jebus glen! is that a Jlen, or a gleebus?

perhaps it's an immaculate conception? her child could be the new jebus!