Stapleface II!

[Will]

Hey Perp, that's your 'perenium' I believe, I've been considering a couple of bars there myself.

You should get a PA, like mine.

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by Reverend Flatus

This is known as your "Cliff Richard's neck".

lol

 

[~Lazarus~]

back to the pierced eyebrows (after having laser surgery to remove the image of Perp scraggy nutsack from my memory cells)

Have you got both eyebrows pierced or only 1 ???



P.S. Why have women got 2 holes so close together ?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just the one, my left.

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Just the one, my left.

Argh can we stop talking about the 'nutsacks' ffs uke:

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Hey Perp, that's your 'perenium' I believe, I've been considering a couple of bars there myself.

You should get a PA, like mine.

I thought the perinium was the area underneath the nutsack that leads to the anus?

 

[Perplex]

The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females

Aye, it is. That piercing is actually pretty popular in the gay community The bit I want is actually on the front of my scrotum, at the top, at the base of my cock

 

[Embattle]

Why are you so knowledgeable on such things

 

[Perplex]

I'm worldly

 

[Embattle]

No dude....you have way too much time under your nob

 

[Will]

Sorry mate, I thought you meant the bit between your ass and nutsack, my mistake.

 

[old.kim]

omfguke:

I'm so sickened I'm fucking off to Aisa for 5 weeks tomorrow.

Happy New Year

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Originally posted by Lazarus
P.S. Why have women got 2 holes so close together ?

So's you can 'accidentally' miss...err

 

[old.SunTzu]

yeah, i got my tongue pierced a year ago. and i had my eyebrow 3 years ago but had to take it otu cause school wont allow it...but aslong as the dont see my tongue pircing they wont know

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by Embattle
No dude....you have way too much time under your nob

Too much time? Like some sort of timestorm under his nob? Where past present and future all bizarrley exist as one? Where if you touch it you can age 100 years into a sperm? Coooooool.

 

[bodhi]

Perp would get his bell end pierced, but that would involve washing off the camembert.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Reverend Flatus

So's you can 'accidentally' miss...err

Nope - So that when they are drunk, you can carry them home like a 6-pack

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Fuck, I'd forgotten that one!

 

[Wij]

Just don't mention meatotomies. Read about that in FHM and wanted to puke

 

[Summo]

Wha?

 

[Wij]

OK, but don't say I didn't warn u :/

Apparently it means inserting larger and larger objects up your japseye over a period of time until it's stretched enough to be able to take another man's penis up it.

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Hmmm, nasty

 

[Wij]

Yeh, the Rev knows. He wrote an article in 'Fellafucka UK' about it












































































(sorry m8 )

 

[old.kim]

Thats it. I'm offuke:

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Not guilty, must have been another reverend.

 

[Wij]

Ah, apologies. So many clergymen in that mag.



Err, APPARENTLY :/

 

[Summo]

at the whole concept.

Why? How can that possibly be pleasurable for either party?

 

[Wij]

I couldn't even dare to speculate :/

 

[PR.]

gives a false sensation that its bigger than it really is

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Got my eyebrow pierced again, yay

PIC!!!8

oh, and Perplex, good luck matey...remember to keep it CLEAN please