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Dukat

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Hey everyone!!

Its been two weeks, but finally I've managed to eek a bit of free time to come use the money-fuelled PC's at the club here on Camp.

The last couple of weeks have just been mad, the first week was all signing things and getting fitted up for our kit(I'm now the proud owner of my very own gasmask!), then getting it all issued and learning how to set our lockers up - basicly just getting it so everyone knows where they stand, then this last week we've just been ragged all week - we've failed every locker inspection bar one - just a single crease in a shirt is enough to have the whole locker tipped out onto the floor :eek:

In addition to this we've had drill, weapons lessons and Phys - normally two PT sessions a day at the moment, which usually involves us being "beasted" until everyone's standing in a pool of thier own sweat and struggling just to stand up! :) They're pushing us harder than I expected in a way, but one thing they've banged into us all along is that at the end of our training we'll be sent more or less straight off to Afghanistan to get a nice tan and make friends with the locals - so they just want us to be ready for that I guess.

We start at 5am or earlier every morning and finish at around 10pm almost every night - except for today we've been given the rest of the day off because there's some parade going on in the camp :)

The best bit is that we have lights out at 10:30pm - but we tend to sneak about after that getting things done - ironing, polishing boots and cleaning the bathrooms etc. Its kinda comical - 12 of us standing there steathily ironing by torchlight, jumping into bed every time we hear footsteps outside our door! We've only been caught once so far (it was midnight, we got 100 pressups), I suspect my FHOT ninja training has helped with that though! :D

So far from a starting troop of 48 we've already lost 8 people, rumour has it that one of them was on suicide watch at one point because the pressure was too much!!

Its been hard, but at times really good fun, our section (a group of 12) is really good, some real characters here! Our sergeant is from the Grenadier Guards too, so he's training us as if we were going off to an infantry unit - So far if we've gotten through a day without having to do 200 press ups we've gotten off easy!

The PTI has nicknamed me "Forest", as in Forest Gump (because of my running, not because I talk about boxes of chocolates constantly :D) The name seems to have stuck and now everyone uses "Forest" instead of my surname :D It could be worse though; a guy in my section from Belize has been labelled "Pig flu"! :D Never the less I tend to spend most of my day doing Forest gump impressions, my favorite being "I just felt like runninguh" while we're on endurance runs, breathing out of our arses :D

Starting week three tomorow, after that there'll be just 11 more weeks to go!

Loads of stories to post but I have to get back to my Commando Ironing and Ninja Bathroom cleaning, otherwise I'll get beasted again on monday :D ( it'll probably happen either way, hah)

Hope everyone's ok here too! I'm not sure when I'll get time to post again, but I'll try to make time so I can check back sometime in the next couple of weeks!
 

CorNokZ

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I love you Dukat and I'm glad to hear you're fulfiling your dream and loving it :)

All the best from me <3
 

Access Denied

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Is that regular army or Paras? Seems pretty intense just for regular grunts.
 

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sounds awesome Dukat! well done man! does this mean you're a forest lion now?
 

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Good for you forrest! :D

Just start saying "life is like ah box of condoms...it's empty only after a lot of fun."
 

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Sounds cool man! Sounds tough as well, wouldnt fancy it! Keep up the good work, and the ninja ironing sessions! When you go back to civvy life you gonna be doing all your housework at 2am with all the lights out? :p
 

Shagrat

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Sounds tough,

Sneak your mum in to get the ironing done.
 

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Yaay Dukat! I just read about Johnson Beharry. He won the Victoria Cross in 2005. Such an amazing story about his life etc. I hope you dont suffer any injuries and wish you the best of luck!

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Ezteq

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lol that post was awesome, the midnight ironing really made me giggle! Good...actually wont say good luck with it because lucks nothing to do with it, itll be all your hard work that gets you through. I've nothing but respect for you guys and gals in th forces I think you are all brilliant (especially you though).

I'll get some of those "I love bacon" pants and wear them in your honour sir! Keep in touch, I'm looking forward to hearing of your next housekeeping adventure :D

xxx
 

Lakih

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Nice to hear things are going well :)

Have fun Forrest and stay safe :D
 

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Good for you Dukat :D Glad it's working out for you.

I expect you to be patenting the Light-assisted iron soon.
 

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Brilliant post Dukat, really proud of you, not something i could ever imagine putting myslf through tbh

Look forward to your updates, and good luck in Afghanistan too, dont get shot for gods sake !!!!

Take care


Did you say you were at pirbright? if so, my workshop is about 2 miles from you, so if you need any bacon sandwiches sneaked in stelth style at 2am, just give me the nod :ninja:
 

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I remember Phase 1 training, its a real shell shock. But its supposed to break the civvy out of you and make you a soldier. Keep at it, its not long and phase 2 is when you start to learn your trade and get to play with better guns etc

If you want any tips on bulling your boots etc just drop me a PM mate, i was a Scots Guard, cant get any other regiment better at drill than us

EDIT: my phase 1 was at pirbright good memories there haha, one of the guards traditions is not to wear head dress to the mess, and other regiments didnt know about it so we were forever being pulled up by other NCOs for not wearing our berets even tho we werent supposed to be wearing them

2nd EDIT: the NAAFI at the back near the spider billets (if its still there) has THE BEST chocolate doughnuts in the world, ive never had anything like it since
 

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Sounds shit hot!

Do they know the inner workings of a parmo yet?

Get the fuckers on them and youll make general in no time.
 

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Brilliant post Dukat, really proud of you, not something i could ever imagine putting myslf through tbh

Look forward to your updates, and good luck in Afghanistan too, dont get shot for gods sake !!!!

Take care


Did you say you were at pirbright? if so, my workshop is about 2 miles from you, so if you need any bacon sandwiches sneaked in stelth style at 2am, just give me the nod :ninja:

We should get together for a couple of pints somewhere!

Glad to hear you are settling in there fella!
 

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I just have visions of him doing room CQB clearing drills with an ironing board (rifle-style) complete with underslung torch...
 

Ezteq

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rofl i was wondering if he can strip down and reassemble an iron blindfolded yet
 

Sparx

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i had a bad experience with an ironing board when i was in the army. We were bored after stag and decided to do extreme wrestling and i ended wrapped up in an ironing board. i almost broke my neck and had to have a brace for a couple of weeks

Wrestling is a big past time in the army
/gay
 

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Glad things are going well for you Dukat. The idea of soldiers doing stealth ironing is rather amusing. MOAR stories dammit :) Have fun with the next bit of your training!
 

Dukat

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Hey everyone! :) Finally managed to get onto a little more unrestricted laptop so I can post pictars - normal camp pc's are pretty tight, so dont go selling the pic below to the russians or anything, ok? :D

Great fun here, Had our weapons test yesterday, I managed to pass first time and with a "Skilled" grade, which is the highest :) Well chuffed at the moment, no beer about to properly celebrate though!

Lots going on though - we've had our first gas mask test, still locker inspections every morning but we're getting better, albeit ever so slowly!

One night we were all getting out heads down early, finishing our ninja-ironing at 30 mins past midnight, then we got a bit of a rude awakening in at 2am when our section sergeant came in having been on the piss all night, demanding cigarettes! half of us woke up the next morning wondering if it was a dream, it was kinda surreal!

Just a quick picture of us with our rifles to tide you all over :) will post funnier ones at some point when there's a little more time, cheers for the comments, missing you lot atm! remember the bacon!


(I'm the one on the right)

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nath

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SA80 - aaawesomeee. Are they as redonkulously accurate as I've heard?
 

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i love a man in uniform,...... well a lion anyway



also u've pretty much ruined my life thier i always thought u were a real lion, like trained to type :< im distraugh right now
 

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All that CS paid off then! :)

Glad to hear your okay Dukat mate!
 

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That guy on the left is gonna shoot himself in the foot if he's not careful !!
 

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