Stag dos

[Roalith]

So, for my sins some muppet has picked me as the best man for his wedding.

I'm trying to sort out a stag do for 20 or so 25+ year olds, for the most part single but a few early settlers.

Preferrably somewhere South UK that isn't Bournemouth or otherwise incredibly scummy aka Plymouth/Portsmouth

Friday to a Sunday event, with some form of group bonding activity on the Saturday.

Any unique suggestions? Would rather not just go down the zzzzzz line of paintballing and getting battered. We'll be getting battered anyway, but still!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

How about "Find the Slapper" in Essex.

The point of a stag night is for the stags (men) to go out, hollering and drining, enjoying the lst night of freedom, whilst the hens (Women) spend the night in, craving the Absent cock(rel).

 

[soze]

Big Blue Bus - Stag & Hen Parties

Stripper bus i have been on one of these around London lots of fun you plan a route around local bars / clubs ect and you get a stipper show between each stop.

 

[tris-]

plot an elaborate scheme which ends in him having sex with another women and his fiance walking in.

then you dont need to write a speach for their stupid selfish wedding.

 

[Roalith]

How about "Find the Slapper" in Essex.

Surely that'd be way too easy?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Surely that'd be way too easy?

True, but "Find the woman who wont sleep with you" is such a let down. Besides, if you live next door to the brothel, you may as well go visit the neighbours.

 

[Himse]

Hit up Dublin for the weekend!

I've heard its cracking!

 

[Little Boy]

or otherwise incredibly scummy aka Plymouth/Portsmouth

OI!!! You dissin my hometown bitch!!!?
hehehe

 

[pikeh]

OI!!! You dissin my hometown bitch!!!?
hehehe

its quite clear he was.

 

[Hawkwind]

Two best stag do's I've been on were Amsterdam and the other was a pub crawl by sail.

The sailing was a great laugh, we hired a 42 ft Bravia for the weekend sailed around for 4 hours then spent the afternoon in the pub at some private historic village near the Hamble. Can't remember the name of the place though. Anyway we then caught the tide right and went over to cowes for a beer/curry/nightclub in the evening. Took some girls back to the boat for some fun after. Next day was more sailing, beer, roast lunch in a pub. Lastly back to the Hamble to for BBQ and more beer.

Organised a good one here in Dubai as well, fishing for sail fish, baracuda, queen fish on a decent boat with a shitload of beer. Was great as we caught loads of huge baracuda. Back for drinks in a couple of the better pubs ,then nightclub and finally (as most were too pissed to pull) onto one of the seedier clubs in town, full of hookers.

 

[tris-]

i didnt think alcohol was legal there, hawkwind?

 

[Bahumat]

Spike everyone's drinks with Rohypnol x 2 and Viagra x 5. Lock all of them in a room and press record hahaha

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Spike everyone's drinks with Rohypnol x 2 and Viagra x 5. Lock all of them in a room and press record hahaha

Yeah, just remember that if you do this, to get someone else to get the viagra. Lets face it, you don't want to foul taint that stuff brings on you.

 

[Hawkwind]

i didnt think alcohol was legal there, hawkwind?

No, as a resident you must have an alcohol licence which is just a form, letter from sponser (company) and a photo. Just about every hotel here has nightclub and pub. As a tourist there is no problem drinking alcohol, just not done in public places like the beach or Malls.

 

[Laddey]

Amsterdam, cheap as chips to fly over. You can now fly from Blackpool aswell if that makes it easier for you.

If your a smoker then i don't need to say anything else! Also s'posed to be a cracking night out round there.

 

[Amildin]

Love Amsterdam.

Why not do a mix of all things!

Day 1 - Sail to Amsterdam (hire waitresses for the boat ofc), urban paintballing around city, clubbing in city.

Day 2 - See the local coffee shops, stock up, head to airport. Fly to the french alps n go skiing for the day, followed by night in a cabin smoking the weed from amdam, hire stripper.

Day 3 - Ski to the airport, grab a flight to Ibiza, head out with VIP tickets to Privilege. Whole night raving out there.

Day 4 - Quick flight over to Vegas, penthouse at the MGM, go see a show followed by copious amounts of alcohol, get the groom to marry a stripper at a drive-through wedding. Gamble the night away.

Day 5 - Quick annulment in the morning. Then head to the Himalayas to climb everest as a group bonding exercise.

Now THATS a stag do. :england:

 

[pikeh]

Now THATS a stag do. :england:

this happens to me every day. its not that fun anymore.

 

[Roalith]

Dear god I wonder why I even bother

 

[Amildin]

Dear god I wonder why I even bother

My idea was practical

 

[tris-]

so was mine tbh.
and because theyl split up you dont need to bother writing a speach ffs!

cant you see the benefits?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Actually, a weekend out in Dublin isn't a bad idea. Just stay together and try not to piss off the locals. Don't mention the IRA or Samantha Mumba and you'll be fine.

 

[tierk]

Two best stag do's I've been on were Amsterdam........

Amsterdam ftw i did my best mates stag weekend in the Dam and it was awesome.

Organised a good one here in Dubai...... and finally (as most were too pissed to pull) onto one of the seedier clubs in town, full of hookers.

Dubai has a funny habit of doing that to you!!! Btw what car did you go with?

 

[Roalith]

Sooo anyway, I went for the following:

Bristol.

Friday: Turn up at hotel, out on town, crawl back to hotel.
Saturday: An hour's quad biking, an hour's clay pigeon shooting, back to hotel & freshen up. Followed by VIP entry to a strip club, and later a nightclub.
Sunday: Home!

Surprising how much a pain in the ass organising a stag for 20+ blokes is though ><

 

[Mey]

How did it go then?

 

[Jupiter]

Actually, a weekend out in Dublin isn't a bad idea. Just stay together and try not to piss off the locals. Don't mention the IRA or Samantha Mumba and you'll be fine.

Very hard to find locals in Dublin city centre these days, too many hens nites, stag nites general ppl falling over drunk/fighting/puking, stick to Temple Bar area and u'll find yer own kind

 

[Roalith]

How did it go then?

I'll let you know when we do it - 4th of April

 

[leviathane]

Bristol xD

 

[Bahumat]

When I read the title I still think of...

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Castus]

i`m off on a stag do in Bratislava in November. Guys got us hooked up with some bloody SAS activities aswell in the bloody cold! Steak and tits dinner looks fun tho

 

[leviathane]

funny failed.