Squirrels

[Lamp]

Are squirrels stupid ?

I watched our usual grey squirrel visitor bury a grape in the garden and then spend 10 minutes jumping head over tail with a pine cone in its paws.

 

[Jeremiah]

Its just a show for the cameras Arent we encouraged to kill one species of squirel? I can never remember what colour.

 

[Bugz]

Squirrels rock.

I remember one dropping an acorn on my gf's head. He got a round of applause! ^^

 

[evzy]

Could you do what the squirrel is doing? He is mocking your lack of athleticism!

 

[Dantares]

The grey squirrel is the one that isn't native to our shores. The one that is ours is the red squirrel. A lot of animals aren't native to the U.K. like the rabbit or the mink.

 

[Tilda]

They're fucking irritating when they climb into your houses roof and scrabble about above your room when you're trying to sleep.
Shoot the fuckers

 

[evzy]

NEWSFLASH

Tilda was found dead this morning. Doctors said they have yet to determine the cause of death, however the insertion of a horrendous amount of nuts in several orifices probably didnt help.

Police are seeking a 4 inch tall rather furry looking man with a bushy tail in connection with the incident.

 

[Jeremiah]

Police are seeking a 4 inch tall rather furry looking man with a bushy tail in connection with the incident.

Sounds like someone on this forum!

 

[tris-]

that description reminds me of my penis for some reason