Squeek!

[old.Fweddy]

I was just making myself a sandwich when i turned round to find a mouse sat there looking at me.


What's that all about, eh?

 

[Testin da Cable]

did you say hello?

 

[old.Fweddy]

I looked at my faithful cat. My faithful cat looked at me. I looked at the mouse and said 'kill'. The cat looked at the mouse, sneezed and went back to sleep. So I thought 'fuck it', dropped a bit of sandwich on the floor and left.

 

[Testin da Cable]

so now there will be 40 mice tomorrow. they will gang-rape your cat, then kill and eat it.

 

[.Jos.]

Quite possibly chanting "We will fix it...We will fix it"

 

[Summo]

This thread also wins.

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
. So I thought 'fuck it', dropped a bit of sandwich on the floor and left.

Screaming?


I have a mouse that lives in the foundations of my house, occasionally he/she comes out and runs around the ground floor. Rodents don't scare me. Cats however are evil.

/me looks at TDCand awaits a lambasting

 

[old.Fweddy]

I'll leave the back door open. Then the frogs'll take care of the mice. There's millions of frogs in my pond. Vicious ones too. They attack any birds that go down for a drink.

 

[Testin da Cable]

cats rock

fweddy do you live in a rural setting? I live in a small city, and thus aren't used to critters larger than ants having the run of the place, though a student house I once lived in had mice (man those buggers were fast! and could climb anything too!). your frogs attack birds? you don't live next to a hidden nuclear testing facility do you?

 

[mookie]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
cats rock

your frogs attack birds? you don't live next to a hidden nuclear testing facility do you?

how would he know he was living next to one, if it was hidden?

</pedantic cunt>

 

[Testin da Cable]

because there are signs?

 

[mookie]

you've got an answer for everything :/

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
So I thought 'fuck it', and did.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by mookie


you've got an answer for everything :/

yes, it's my 40% gh3yness that makes me do stuff like that

 

[xane]

Originally posted by kameleon
Cats however are evil.

Two doors down from me an old guy lives, but he's been taking into care and the house is more or less abandoned, because his bastard relations are like that. Consequently there has been an outbreak of mice which are now infesting other gardens.

My cats are having a field day, even the lovable cuddly Bob the not-so-much-a-kitten-anymore is on a killing spree, her and mummy cat manage to fill up our back garden with little "gifts" every day.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
because there are signs?

Actually my dad lives near there, I pass that sign on a roundabout every time I visit.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd always thought that pic to be a fake on grounds of it's sheer stupidity. I feel dirty now

 

[Summo]

I live in Chelmsford!

 

[amobea]

Originally posted by mookie

</pedantic cunt>

god you're a pedantic cunt mooks

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
cats rock

fweddy do you live in a rural setting? I live in a small city, and thus aren't used to critters larger than ants having the run of the place, though a student house I once lived in had mice (man those buggers were fast! and could climb anything too!). your frogs attack birds? you don't live next to a hidden nuclear testing facility do you?

I live in a little village. So rural there isn't a chipshop for at least five miles in any direction . But you can often see foxes, rabbits (not in the same place), deer, badgers and the like just by wandering around the area. And snakes. There always seems to adders sunbathing on the very bit of path I want to walk on.

I'm pretty sure the frogs aren't mutated or anything. Its just there's thousands of them and they've developed a mob mentality. If anymore come I'll be in trouble; theres a primary school at the bottom of the road and they might well start carrying off small children.

And rofl on the nuclear bunker, pld.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy

they might well start carrying off small children.

lol well, death by frog attack is at least unique

 

[nath]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
I'm pretty sure the frogs aren't mutated or anything. Its just there's thousands of them and they've developed a mob mentality.

That cracked me up a bit too audibly :|

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
lol well, death by frog attack is at least unique

I was gonna make a comment about that english exchange student that was killed in the French hostel a few years ago. But it's a bit grim so I won't.

 

[Testin da Cable]