spray tan

[Aoami]

Actually, hotness, true hotness not discob*tch hotness, knows no bounds.

no, just no. if someone is bright fucking orange it's just wrong

 

[Edmond]

Why does she only have it on her face, why are her arms and hands normal

 

[Olgaline]

reminds me of this, and the kramer's butter tann "cant find that

YouTube - Ross Gets A Tan

 

[Laddey]

Being tanned is sexy. Everybody wants to be a nice colour, not some pale ass!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

no, just no. if someone is bright fucking orange it's just wrong

Well, personal taste i guess, but then again, i tend to look at, for example, the features of a face.

Like, say, if a girl is on the heavy side, i tend to see how she would be without the added weight.

 

[Edmond]

Being tanned is sexy. Everybody wants to be a nice colour, not some pale ass!!

I'm sure your pale ass is sexy Laddey?

 

[Laddey]

I'm sure your pale ass is sexy Laddey?

Even sexier when im brown!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Want to compare Edmond?

 

[Olgaline]

I'm sure your pale ass is sexy Laddey?

Even sexier when im brown!

noo..too easy...

 

[Aoami]

Well, personal taste i guess, but then again, i tend to look at, for example, the features of a face.

Like, say, if a girl is on the heavy side, i tend to see how she would be without the added weight.

well done to you, tohtori, what a good person you are. the fact you need to tell everyone makes you an even better person.

the girl could be scarlett johansson, but if she was bright orange it would put me right off.

 

[pikeh]

no it doesn't. Bad fake tan makes all girls ugly

qftmft

 

[old.Tohtori]

well done to you, tohtori, what a good person you are. the fact you need to tell everyone makes you an even better person.

the girl could be scarlett johansson, but if she was bright orange it would put me right off.

Err, no need for the sarky attitude. I was simply underlining and explaining the viewpoint of my personal way of looking at things.

Screw hot chicks, i want a hottie!

Feel better now?

 

[Aoami]

i don't get it

 

[Everz]

In finland they obviously havent seen the orange coloured army, that said, i'd still do em

 

[tris-]

I saw (seen? someone help me out with that one) a load of Tangoed bints earlier.

Sadly they are automatically fugly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i don't get it

You implied in a sarcastic tone that my answer was somehow an attempt to make myself look better.

I said it's simply due to explaining why i didn't think as strongly.

If you didn't mean it in a sarcastic tone, nevermind.

 

[Marc]

Laddey, please post pics. Going from a milk bottle white boy to a youve been tango'd orange boy will be hilarious

 

[DocWolfe]

I saw (seen? someone help me out with that one) a load of Tangoed bints earlier.

Sadly they are automatically fugly.

I have seen lots of things
I saw one thing
I have seen one thing
I saw lots of things

Dunno... english is strange... you need have before seen anyway. I think saw is recent past and seen is distance past.

 

[tris-]

Thanks

I seen a lot of Tangoed bints earlier

?

 

[pikeh]

Thanks

I seen a lot of Tangoed bints earlier

?

You done good english mate.

 

[old.Tohtori]

"I've seen a lot of Tangoed bints before."

Or, if you want to refer to earlier today.

"I saw a lot of Tangoed bints earlier."

I think...

 

[tris-]

i are not good'nt with the neglishes

N3WS FLAHSES

http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000249.htm

So it should be

"I saw a lot of Tangoed bints earlier"

"I have seen Tangoed bints in the past"

"I havent seen a Tangoed bint before"

"Yesterday I saw a Tangoied bint"

!

 

[crispy]

Fuck tanning. Pale is win.

Pale = not working with the low class in the field, you poor fuckers! I can afford to stay inside!

Pale = my skin is so nice that I don't have to cover up any ugly stuff!

Pale = scare spray-on tan people away!

 

[Raven]

Being tanned is sexy. Everybody wants to be a nice colour, not some pale ass!!

Orange with brown stripes is not a nice colour

 

[mooSe_]

being tanned is not sexy, i prefer non tanned women.

 

[pikeh]

massive reps to the person that can link that facebook group with those pouting guys with fake tan out at clubs, I think its dutch or smt. They all look like that guy Olg posted.

 

[Marc]

Wasnt it Lee Hotti?

 

[pikeh]

Wasnt it Lee Hotti?

Nah there was a whole FB group of real people going out and looking like him, but like they actually thought they looked cool.

I cant remember the name of it because it was in Dutch or something.

 

[CorNokZ]

Also I think you're talking about the guido groups pikeh?

 

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