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Laddey

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ok sunbeds kill your skin...




Am i gay if i get a spray tan?
 

Uara

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hideously gay, just go out in the sun!
 

Ch3tan

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It's a lovely day today, get a little sun.

I think spray tan is a lot kinder to your skin than sunbeds or too long in the sun, but it can look really shit. Get a very light shade and you should be alright. Gay as hell though :)

Can't you get moisturiser with a little light tan colour in it these days? Might be the better choice, and look more natural.
 

Laddey

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you mean like, moisturise your whole body?
 

Ch3tan

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Yes, it's all skin, unless there is something you want to tell us?
 

Laddey

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Haha my mates would take the rip, is it worth it :/
 

Ch3tan

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Well how would they know? A spray tan is obvious, you go from casper the ghost to pocahontis in one day. The moisturiser route is slow, you apply it everyday and it builds colour.
 

mooSe_

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I have never understood why people want to look tanned. Is it so you can lie and pretend that you have been on an expensive holiday? I'm pale and proud.
 

CorNokZ

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Yeah, but Laddey is already so pale that you can almost see right through him..

Really go outside Faggey
 

Nate

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Spray tan = megaultratightshortssleevelessvestgay
 

CorNokZ

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I die a little bit inside everytime I see/hear him..
 

Yoni

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ok sunbeds kill your skin...




Am i gay if i get a spray tan?

No you are not on the proviso that you get it done by someone who knows what they are doing and you don't wake up the next day (after you have been for the shower you have to have) looking like the chappy from the tango advert or the antiques programme.

Following the instructions on this are VERY important so if you dont think you can then don't as the result will be hilarious for people who know you but not so fun for you (although we will demand pictures) and once done it is there for 2 weeks :)
 

Overdriven

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Stop being gay and pay the £80 for a 2 week return to Barcelona. Get a real tan.
 

Olgaline

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I die a little bit inside everytime I see/hear him..

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pikeh

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yes seriously fucking lol.

So many girls walking round town looking like they have just been swimming in a vat of marmite.
 

Aoami

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no it doesn't. bad fake tan makes all girls ugly
 

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