Spray on Condom!

[Dahakon]

German invents a spray on condom

:worthy:

 

[CorNokZ]

Getting home drunk with some bird, quick spray and then on the the sexing.. I bet you it breaks after 2-3 thrusts!


Girl: "Should I put on the condom for you baby?" *wink wink*
You: "Nah, I got my sprayer.. Fuck off!"

Not a big turn on either

 

[Chronictank]

am i the only one who sees a problem with this

<pulls out>
oh shit theres a fucking hole in it (the condom you dirty people)

 

[Huntingtons]

not everybody is eagerly putting a dick with liquid latex into a woman - well i wouldnt at least.
and i think the idea of the spraying from a tube kinda tingy is to prevent uneven coverage

 

[liloe]

The security of this thing gives me some doubts tbh =)

 

[Congax]

"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride


Jeepers creepers! To the batmobile. nanananananananananaaanaa

 

[CorNokZ]

not everybody is eagerly putting a dick with liquid latex into a woman - well i wouldnt at least.

You wouldn't put your dick into a woman regardless of liquid latex or not :wub: <3

 

[Huntingtons]

wasnt it you who whined about people changing avatar? but i guess a self portrait is fotm these days

 

[Imgormiel]

wasnt it you who whined about people changing avatar? but i guess a self portrait is fotm these days

Pussywhipping mofo

 

[Tilda]

It would be a moment killer. Condoms are bad as they are, if you had to spray them on and then wait for them to dry, thats going to take longer and be worse imo.

 

[Imgormiel]

It would be a moment killer. Condoms are bad as they are, if you had to spray them on and then wait for them to dry, thats going to take longer and be worse imo.

Unless peeps changed their sexual behaviour and gave oral while waiting - which I am sure a few women would like to be on the ........whatever

 

[Aile]

What if your like a cop and its dark and you accidently get the pepper spray out instead, unless you're into serious S&M thats never gunna end well

 

[Vladamir]

It would be a moment killer. Condoms are bad as they are, if you had to spray them on and then wait for them to dry, thats going to take longer and be worse imo.

I heard you and Flim preferred going bareback.

 

[Rubric]

"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride


Holy unwanted elephant pregnancy Batman. To the batmobile. nanananananananananaaanaa

Corrected.

 

[Ezteq]

lol when i read the title i thought "your supposed to spray on a condom, that is what it is for!"


now i see i was misguided.

 

[preacherboy]

Hope they do it in Barrel size for me

 

[Ezteq]

Hope they do it in Barrel size for me

thats just what i asked when i was looking at getting the spray on diaphragm Oo


getinthere!!!

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[old.Tohtori]

Hope they do it in Barrel size for me

Aye, when you can't locate your willy without a microscope and a pair of tweezers, better just to dunk your junk in a barrel and be sure.

 

[Lamp]

Trust the Germans to come up with that.

They are the most sexually deviant nationality on the planet.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Trust the Germans to come up with that.

They are the most sexually deviant nationality on the planet.

I have to disagree(don't say anything about the other thread), and say that the japanese beat the germans by a long and deviant shot.

 

[Lamp]

Yeah, the Japs are pretty pervy. Gotta agree with you there.

 

[Huntingtons]

but most german men over 50 goes to thailand and you know what

 

[preacherboy]

but most german men over 50 goes to thailand and you know what

Ha Ha yes with £1.50 and a tub of vaseline

 

[preacherboy]

Aye, when you can't locate your willy without a microscope and a pair of tweezers, better just to dunk your junk in a barrel and be sure.

Ho well we can't all be Blessed

 

[Laddey]

Is it an old wifes tail, or do german women really refrain from shaving?

Is it a fashion or do the german men like a manly-women.

 

[Huntingtons]

Ha Ha yes with £1.50 and a tub of vaseline

well not quids since they have Euro in Germany so.

 

[liloe]

Is it an old wifes tail, or do german women really refrain from shaving?

Is it a fashion or do the german men like a manly-women.

Both 100% correct ofc. Nothing beats an unshaved heavy-weight boxer as g/f for us Germans

 

[Huntingtons]

has to be x DDR national team ofc

 

[Imgormiel]

Trust the Germans to come up with that.

They are the most sexually deviant nationality on the planet.

A short reading of 'mein kampf' for you old boy and your mind will be changed forever

 

[liloe]

has to be x DDR national team ofc

Ofc, sexy muscular girls pumped with good ol' manly hormons…the dream of every German ^^