Spiders!!

[Munkey-]

ah donkeys, sweet donkeys. i remember my sister chasing one into a field of nettles.

*glee*

 

[S-Gray]

They cant get hurt by Nettle Stings? i thought they ate that sorta shite?

 

[wolfeeh]

heh

spiders are indeed teh terror.

wasps are just scary in that they fly fast and sting, spiders instill awe inspiring fear in me

wij - i bet my pet phobia 0wns ur pet phobia :>

speaking of. two of my female friends' all time greatest phobias - grass, ice cubes.

 

[Munkey-]

my sister followed the donkey into the field of nettles. that was the gleeful part.


i get scared by most insects that can fly e.g. flies, wasps, bees etc. though bee's i dont mind

 

[S-Gray]

heh, another one of the "A few weeks ago"..

A few weeks ago, i was on my computer, next minute, i hear this huge banging noise just above my head, to my surprise there is one big monster of a moth flying all around me, i "try" to ignore it, but when it starts dive bombing your chair, you tend to get a bit worried :/

Also, the noise the critters make, cuts straight thru you, its awful :/

 

[Munkey-]

heh. whenever a fly came into my room back in england. i use to stand on my bed and brandish a magazine at it. when that failed i'd have o fog my room with insect stuff. get goosebumps and stuff. v annoying as i know the bastards are mostly harmless

 

[FatBusinessman]

[obligatory weebl reference]

I love donkey
Donkey don't lie...

[/obligatory weebl reference]

 

[Wij]

Re: heh

Originally posted by wolfeeh
wij - i bet my pet phobia 0wns ur pet phobia :>

I doubt it

 

[S-Gray]

ARGH!! fuck me, i just got up out of bed, went to the bathroom, combed my Hair, anyway, as i was looking in the mirror, i turned away and felt something crawling the side of my Face....

I thought i ran into a Cobweb or somethin, anyway, i turned to the side and seen this BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLING UP MY FACE!!!

I totally shit myself, and started swiping crazily at my face! anyway, fuck knows where it went, i go down, look down at my Shirt and theres a bastard crawling back up !!

I rip shirt off and start jumping up and down like a madman on it, then the git runs out (still alive) but i get him! i get him goooood!

Talk about Early.. Afternoon wake up call..

 

[Wij]

Poor ickle spider

 

[WPKenny]

For anyone that's not heard about Damini's adventure with all creatures great and small before, I shall recap in a few words....


Donkey. Bite. Breast.

Wasp. Sting. Punani.

:uhoh:

 

[Munkey-]

thats should teach you to keep them in the attic


(ouch damini )

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by WPKenny
For anyone that's not heard about Damini's adventure with all creatures great and small before, I shall recap in a few words....

Donkey. Bite. Breast.
Wasp. Sting. Punani.

I shall summarise in one word:

Ouch.

 

[Damini]

Not, I might add, in the same day.

But for all you pansys that have been whinging... You Know Not True Pain!

 

[S-Gray]

bah, i bet it didnt hurt

 

[Damini]

The only time before I've been in the feotal position for so long, I was in the womb.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Fergus
On a cheery side note, I got stung on the hand, a mate got stung on the bell end a while ago. Now that was funny.

I think that guy knows a good approximation to True Pain (tm).

 

[Damini]

Yes, but he's not here. He's probably still rocking away in a corner, with tears in his eyes.

 

[wolfeeh]

/me giggles

heh. i get the impression damini is large of breast too :> ouch. lol. /me waves the uber-large bulldog clip that can open about 2" wide in front of damini....

anyway.

out with it wij. what's the phobia....

or assuming that ur not gonna tell us... is it one of those ones where you think people will burst out laughing and think "omfg" [like mine].

 

[Munkey-]

my sis used to be scared of my hamsters. no idea why, their so cute and furry.



Pity all 4 died

 

[S-Gray]

never had a Hamster, they die after like 2weeks after buyin em for £15 :/

Altho last year we had a nice visit everyday from a huge Rat heh, it looked to have been gathering food for the winter heh

 

[Munkey-]

2 from cancer, 1 from a cold. the other we gave away when we moved Qatar -> Uk about 4 years ago so its most probably dead by now.


RIP

Bob
Gizmo
Po
Tink-winky

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by WPKenny
For anyone that's not heard about Damini's adventure with all creatures great and small before, I shall recap in a few words....


Donkey. Bite. Breast.

Wasp. Sting. Punani.

:uhoh:

The lesson here? Put your toys away after you play with them.

That concludes the broadcast by the painfully obvious party.

 

[Fergus]

Damini, does that not fall into the realms of bestiality, we certainly thought it did. But then again we are sadistic pathetic cunts.

Hi ho...

 

[mank!]

A moth once flew into my room, when I had the curtains open and my desk lamp on. I saw a shadow, and it was huge. Thought it was a bat, I utterly shat myself.

Also, wasps hound me like the devil. No idea why, but it's insanely irritating... they never seem to attack anyone but me. I once spent half an hour trying to play on the driving range being hounded by the same fucking wasp :/

Spiders used to scare me shitless, I don't mind little ones anymore. They tend to live on my ceiling, so I give them names

(No, I'm not mad. I'm just reliving my childhood)

 

[Sawtooth]

Eight legged freaks

 

[S-Gray]

Got it last night, but the Quality was shite, it was very Dark, but it looked boring anyway