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Has anyone been watching it? It's my guilty pleasure. It's so incredibly cheesy I can't stop.

It alternates between being wholly unrealistic, and utterly compelling.

Plus it has loads of naked women in it. And naked men, if that's your thing.
 

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Has anyone been watching it? It's my guilty pleasure. It's so incredibly cheesy I can't stop.

It alternates between being wholly unrealistic, and utterly compelling.

Plus it has loads of naked women in it. And naked men, if that's your thing.

I was just asying in another place that it's rather realistic actually and after the initial two-three episodes, it's not even cheesy :eek7:
 

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I've been enjoying it, love the stylisation of the show. And of course Lucy Lawless' boobs are quite lovely!
 

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Boobies = win

That aside, it gets better as you go, and it does keep you coming back for more.

Season 2 is delayed though, as the lead actor is being treated for cancer.

Oh and as I mentioned in OT, if you value your penis, take care when watching the end of episode 8. :eek:
 

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Yeah - I'm a fan too... Monday night regular joke to the wife is 'time for me to d/l some pr0n!' :)
 

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Yeah - I'm a fan too... Monday night regular joke to the wife is 'time for me to d/l some pr0n!' :)

I think you've confused the word "conversation" with the word "joke"
 

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Don't be daft - we've been married over 14 years... haven't had a 'conversation' in ...oooooo... about 13 ;)
 

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There was a thread about this with the trailer for it a while back.

Without wanting to sound pious (but I'm going to, and it'll be a rant as well) - I'm avoiding it like the plague (being in Oz helps, but only for 1 more day).

I mean, if you want to watch porn grow some balls and do it. I'm so sick of telly being about tittilation for the masses nowadays. I want something that challenges me rather than giving me and the bird random twinges.

Realism it ain't, not by any stretch. It's the TV equivalent of buying Zoo instead of Playboy when you're horny.

Grrrrr. N stuff. I did have a pertinent point to make here but I forgot it. Must be all the free Gin I've been drinking :)
 

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Honestly, it's not so much about the tittilation (And if I want to watch pron, I will - this isn't), it's about the gladiators.

We're slowly finding out about the Glads, and there has been plenty of dodgy dealings, backstabbing and all round trickery for the Domainar to rise amongst the roman society.

Just cause it has boobs in it doesn't mean it's rubbish.

And as for realism, whatever happened to suspension of disbelief, it's never tried to be a documentary - it's entertainment, pure and simple.
 

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"It's entertainment" has become an excuse, IMHO.
 

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Well there's always "The Pacific" which started the other night.
 

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Stop being a sourpuss, Scouse, you old tart, it's a laugh ! :)

@ Tom - excellent news, I'll be watching that !
 

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I'm not being a sourpuss. Even Tom opened with the line "guilty pleasure". So we all know what it really is.

I've practically stopped watching telly because it's become almost mandatory to leave your brain in the kitchen. Dunno what I'm moaning about though - Australia has been pretty much a porn-fest since I turned up. It's pretty awesome to be in a country where when you smile at a bird they smile back, sit next to you and start up their own conversation!

But anyway, what's The Pacific? :)
 

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"It's entertainment" has become an excuse, IMHO.

For what, lack of realism? There are no spaceships, no lasers, there are swords, robes, arena fighting, does it really matter that the toga isn't on quite right.

If it was a documentary, or something like Rome which was trying to be accurate, fine - might be why I thought it was shit.

Now, boobs, fighting, and sneaky polictical shit, that keeps me interested. If I want accuracy, I'll watch Discovery.
 

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For what, lack of realism? There are no spaceships, no lasers, there are swords, robes, arena fighting, does it really matter that the toga isn't on quite right.

Exactly, only things unrealistic about the show is some outfits, perhaps the metal used in swords, the speech partly and some aspects of the gladiators pasts.

Other then that, it could very well be a documentary, would have to check up on those times to see the reality and compare.
 

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Pacific was awesome, finally a new show to long for every week. Only 10 eps tho but its ok! :p

And I partly agree with Scouse. So many shows now that just try to be softporn aired on primetime. It's fighting away the shows that are good for real, cause it takes a reaaaaaally good story to compete away boobies.
 

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if it wasnt a porno, it wouldnt be worth watching. The pokemon graphics are fucking lol.
 

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Jupiter's cock - I'm enjoying this - because despite the obvious exploitive, trashy aesthetic it's actually quite well written.

Episode 10 is testament to it, by the end I felt gutted and infuriated. Previous episodes have been just as manipulating.

Looking forward to the last couple of episodes now.
 

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Well a slow start to a new series, but boy what a finale. That was utterly fantastic.
 

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As I said on OT, I feel sorry for those that wrote this off based on the first couple of episodes. Fantastic first season.
 

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Indeed - a really good rollercoaster that show was :)

Oh... and Mira... :sex::sex::sex:
 

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Yep Mira is grade A.

God no. Her eyes are weird. They look in different direction like my old geography teacher. Nice love cushions though, I'll give her that.

For me (bar Lucy Lawless who I've been in love with since Xena, yes, I know, sad.) it has to be Varros wife, Aurelia, played by Brooke Williams.

Bah, won't let me insert the image, here's the link - Piccie
 

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apparently season 2 is hold indefinitely because sparty is unwell.
 

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