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legendario

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Hi ,
Get your choice of Free Software with retail values up to $99.95.

(You just pay for shipping & handling.)

Goes on to list worthless shite software.


This is the only spam i've had in weeks, next to the offer of a fresh 18 year old virgin for only $34.99 per month.

*checks wallet*


not this month.
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
Originally posted by legendario

This is the only spam i've had in weeks, next to the offer of a fresh 18 year old virgin for only $34.99 per month.

*checks wallet*


not this month.
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Can you not pay in installments?

Or just by "deposit"
 
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caLLous

Guest
Lets get real folks!!

Free Classified ads, Matrix, FFA pages, Opt-In Lists, Mailing Services,
Search Engines, Surf for hit programs auto-hit programs, Banners,
News group posting …etc...etc.. Just DON'T WORK!!!

Why? Because no one reads them....period! DO YOU?

I'll show you what actually does work. You'll be surprised how easy it is and
why it works so well.:

If Mastercard, Polaroid, Century21, and AOL can use it safely and effectively,
why can't you? Well you can...if you know the secrets!

To read more go to: http://provenway.tripod.com/AllYouNeed.html

You'll be glad you did...


Best regards,

K.C.
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lynchet

Guest
Sad thing is some DO read em


A couple of yrs ago some friend of humanity decided to send out a spam email pretending it had come from me (I must have pissed them off in some way).

My inbox was then full of failed sends and flames from people telling me to *(^&(*^ off --- BUT from what I think was a relatively small send list I got at least one "please tell me more" email.



Very sad person that was !
 
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Summo

Guest
Here follows the latest instalment of this thing.

We were thinking...get to ours on Saturday afternoon/evening whereupon we'll
embark on a binge drinking session. On the Sunday we'll maybe head down to
the South Coast (possibly Boscombe Beach, nr. Bournemouth (Richard's
recommendation)), which is about an hour and a half's drive, for sun sea and
sand. People can stay at ours on the Sunday evening as well if they want as
its a bank holiday on the Monday. Whatever really.
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Fucking spam. :(
 
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~Lazarus~

Guest
2 more bastards reminding me how old I am.

WrinkleCream Looks Years Younger with this FREE SAMPLE!
Ben Jamar You can stop going bald before it's too late ...



But, on a happier note
Quick Bust Increase your breast size in as ...
 
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GDW

Guest
Talking of which why does the BW database not recognise dates of birth before 1 Jan 1970?
 
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~YuckFou~

Guest
Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
Talking of which why does the BW database not recognise dates of birth before 1 Jan 1970?
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Probably because they think that theoretically we should be dead :)
 
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GDW

Guest
No sub from me then till there are equal rights for the first generation gam0rs blah blah
 
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stu

Guest
Originally posted by old.Jas
Just got a great piece of spam -

From : Ndiaye Fofanah [fondiaye@usa.com]
Subject : Investment Bond

(snip)
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Can you say "419"? :)
 
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old.Jas

Guest
I felt the need to resurrect this thread, as I recieved the most obsure spam ever -

Shower Head used at World Famous Resorts - On Sale!

Some of the world's most elegant hotels and resort spas, from the Sheraton in San Francisco to the Sonesta Beach Hotel in Curacao to the Renaissance Wailea in Maui, have pleased guests for years with the ergonomically designed Oxygenics Shower Head.
Health and beauty experts praise this showerhead for its health-enhancing qualities:

Revitalizes the Skin
Rejuvenates Skin Cells
Retards the Effects of Aging
Prevents Skin Damage
Using the same principle as a jet engine, this showerhead continually sucks in fresh air and infuses it into the water creating a powerful Oxygenating spray of revitalizing oxygen enriched water. The moment you turn it on you realize this is like no other showerhead you’ve ever experienced. It increases the water's oxygen content up to ten times, helping to purify your shower water, and leaving your skin and hair cleaner than ever before.
 
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dysfunction

Guest
I always wanted to find out more about shower heads...;)
 
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The-Don

Guest
Originally posted by legendario
the unsubscribe links at the bottom of those emails do actually work :)
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I heard that they *can* add you to more mailing lists :/
 
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old.Jas

Guest
Originally posted by The-Don


I heard that they *can* add you to more mailing lists :/
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Yes - they can. It often just marks your address as active on thier lists, that makes it easier to sell it
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Just contact your ISP to block the spam e-mails....worked for me...
 
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tris-

Guest
My spam today -

dlbDirect - You can quit smoking, GUARANTEED!!
(if i smoked i might be mildly interested, maybe.)

Sally Kincaid - I was crying
(so?)

Marla - She'll Swear You're A New Man!
(whos she?)
 
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Damini

Guest
Well, this is what I found in my junkbox today... after emptying it this morning...

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Damini

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She may well be naked in there, but if she leaves an address or even just good enough clues, I'm going round there to stab her. 177 times.
 
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old.Jas

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Apparently -

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old.Jas

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Interestingly it links to http://click.mm53.com/sp/t.pl?id=6835:[-recipid-]

Which says -

Error: Couldn't open 6835 (/home/stormpost/local/tracking_ids/6835.trk) track file: No such file or directory: id=6835%3A%5B-recipid-%5D
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Fancy sending out a shitload of mails with broken links? They have lost a sale - thats for sure.
 
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