Spam emails? Why, for the love of all that is unclean?

[Mr.Monkey3]

TITLE: Title: HEY MR. Need drugs?

Body: Hey honey!
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.

Mr, looking for a site to order medication?


The law helps those who watch, not those who sleep.
I've never any pity for conceited people, because I think they carry their comfort about with them.
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

We can send our products worldwide

Keep on raging -- to stop the aging.

Go here and get it

You are absolutely anonymous!

When in doubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask.
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

Why does this sort of spam still exist?

Looking at it from an economic standpoint, to continue in business, this shop needs to make sales.

Now how the feck are they going to sell anything with an email like that? Are there actually people that stupid to buy from a random email that sounds more like a scary cult than a store?

I'm getting more and more temped to press this red button at my desk...


Hurrah for insanity!

 

[Sissyfoo]

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

[Best Dr.Evil voice]Riiiiiiiiiight[/Best Dr.Evil voice]

I have a sneaking suspicion that these e-mails are being sent around in an attempt to euthanase stupid, gullible morons. What they think is a bargain deal on uber-viagra is actually a very nifty cocktail of 70 of the most toxic chemicals known to mankind.

...why didn't I think of doing this?

 

[Sydrik]

I find this sooooo amusing. I'll explain... I work in an unnamed major chemist and dealing with a customer i had the following conversation (not exactly word for word but still)

*Approx 5 customers waiting behind the bloke*
Me: Can i help you sir?
Him: I'd like some viagra
Mo you have a prescription from your GP sir?
H:No
M:I'm afraid you'll need a valid NHS or private script to obtain viagra in this country sir.
H:Why?
M:Its highly illegal for me to sell it to you without one sir
H:Bugger you then, i can buy it off the internet....

Thanks mr gates and all you spam merchants for making my life a living hell!!!

 

[Utini]

Its all these old buggers who get on the internet and have no idea what theyre doing, see ooooo viagra and buy it!
Down with the elderley! (No offence deebs)

 

[Jupitus]

Down with the elderley!

*sniffs and dies*

 

[Cyradix]

*sniffs and dies*

Nah, for you we'll make an exception....


btw : would you be interested in buying some Viagra?

 

[granny]

Scientists say that hydrogen is the most abundant substance in the universe. Scientists are wrong, stupidity is the most abundant substance in the universe.

Which is why there even exist emails purporting to sell "generic Viagra". There's no such thing as generic Viagra - sildenafil (whic Viagra is the tradename for) is only made and sold by Pfizer, anything calling itself "Viagra" that's bought online simply isn't.

Having said that of course, erectile dysfunction causes an enormous amount of stress and upset and people's gullibility increases proportionally to their desperation... which makes viagra-spam highly lucrative unfortunately :/