sorry lol

[Blackjack]

Hehe, no bad, just fun to be "like..wtf... " at times

You do have a point, but i prefer the please-hump-please more tech.

Guess it depends on the subject at "hand" *grins*

I like the "like..wtf... " reaction

 

[Kami]

This thread is just a big quotefest!

Damn right

 

[Adoctor]

i've just been sacked for putting my willy into the paper cuter

 

[old.Tohtori]

i've just been sacked for putting my willy into the paper cuter

Sacking is the least of your problems then...no wait....sacking might just BE your biggest problem.

 

[Adoctor]

Sacking is the least of your problems then...no wait....sacking might just BE your biggest problem.

shame she had to tell the boss

(old ones are the best )

 

[Ezteq]

Damn right

amen brother woo yeah!

 

[Garnet]

Well not necessarily. If you just learn how to keep yourself from ejaculating, you can still have an orgasm orgasm and ejaculation are separate even for men and atleast every woman i have ever had the pleasure of bedding, after i learned control, found it quite a turn on to see the man enjoy it that much, without having to stop afterwards.

Are you Finch from American Pie by any chance?

 

[Blackjack]

Are you Finch from American Pie by any chance?

Never been a big fan of tantric sex

 

[Ezteq]

lol try watering a ficus and see if it turns you on Oo

 

[tris-]

i always want to keep going after i cum, but the woman doesnt.

is that bad or good?

 

[Ezteq]

might be because its painful?


prolly TMI but what the hay, it always stings like hell after bf fires his tadpoles of love™ and i have no idea why.


[edit] also don't know if this is like normal or anything i mean its not like i go to random gals and say "btw....." so it's just a guess, could be that your women are just plain lazy lol






maybe they're well deleloped and already have teeth?

 

[tris-]

painful? o rly.

maybe next time i should sheath.

 

[DocWolfe]

painful? o rly.

maybe next time i should sheath.

One of my ex-girlfriends when ever I ****ged her, and she came before I did she never wanted to continue coz it ached or some crap like that. I ended up raping her j/k she usually just ****ed me off, she was fucking lazy though was like ****ging a sack of potatoes. Ok I'm going into serious detail here. Maybe too much for a public forum so I'll add some stars instead of wank and shag.

 

[tris-]

always remember - you didnt rape her, she raped you.