sorry lol

[Tisme]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?















A. A rumour.

 

[Blackjack]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?















A. A rumour.

Getting tired of looking?

 

[Bracken]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A. A rumour.

So ooold

Get so many of these sent round work email...and always by divorced women. Bitter, divorced women. Bitter, desperate, divorced women who wonder why no man is interested in them when they hate men so much. Strange really...

 

[Melachi]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

Prolly unattractive. Girls dont actually find sensitive men attractive in all honesty.

 

[Kami]

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?



















A whine and cheese party

 

[Bugz]

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?


A whine and cheese party

haha

 

[cHodAX]

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man eh? Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad...
















...shame I am such an insensitive prick

 

[Kami]

You forgot modest!

 

[Conchabar]

lol dam that describes me :touch:

 

[Afran]

Don't find it funny

 

[old.Tohtori]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

Most likely gay.

Tis true.

Allthough they ain't all that smart. OR good looking. OR sensitive in some parts of alabama....

Umm...nevermind.

 

[Ezteq]

lol @ kami's yeast infection...... hold up that didnt sound right



a ten pound note falls to the floor of an elevator inside theres santa clause, an honest lawyer and the "real" killer from the oj simpson case, the lights go out. when they come back on the money was gone, whodunnit???





















santa ofc!! the other 2 dont exist

 

[Bahumat]

lol @ kami's yeast infection...... hold up that didnt sound right



a ten pound note falls to the floor of an elevator inside theres santa clause, an honest lawyer and the "real" killer from the oj simpson case, the lights go out. when they come back on the money was gone, whodunnit???























santa ofc!! the other 2 dont exist

nah thats wrong, im sure Hasselhoff rapel's down the lift shaft and grabs the note, then turbo boosts his ass outta there!

 

[Mojo]

Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumour.

Go get yourself a GF then.

 

[Earl]

My cocks sensitive.

 

[DocWolfe]

Why do women have small feet?

To get closer to the cooker

 

[Tisme]

Go get yourself a GF then.

lol I am happily married

always by divorced women. Bitter, divorced women. Bitter, desperate, divorced women who wonder why no man is interested in them when they hate men so much.

I'm not divorced and I dont think I am bitter but then maybe u think u know me better than I know myself...like I said above I am happily married and have been for nearly 17yrs now /hugs hubby.
I found the joke funny ... sorry if I offended some ppl but tuff luck really

 

[Ormorof]

a bad jokes thread wouldnt be complete without a blonde joke....

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"

 

[Tisme]

a bad jokes thread wouldnt be complete without a blonde joke....

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
like that?"
"HelOOOooo," answered the blond.-"They're watch dogs!"

LOL old but still funny

 

[Tasslehoff]

Prolly unattractive. Girls dont actually find sensitive men attractive in all honesty.

Great when men tell other people what women like

 

[old.Tohtori]

Great when men tell other people what women like

They like to come before you do.


What?

Why are you looking at me like that....

NO! I'm NOT coming to your house and show you how it's done ffs!!

*stomps off*

 

[DocWolfe]

women like men that beat them when they don't do as they're told.

 

[Ezteq]

women like men that beat them when they don't do as they're told to drop dead from a painfull illness, preferably soiling themselves whilst doing it, then go and get their nuts roasted in hell while having large spikey objects shoved up their bottoms.

couldn't agree more, well said

 

[Blackjack]

They like to come before you do.

Well not necessarily. If you just learn how to keep yourself from ejaculating, you can still have an orgasm orgasm and ejaculation are separate even for men and atleast every woman i have ever had the pleasure of bedding, after i learned control, found it quite a turn on to see the man enjoy it that much, without having to stop afterwards.

 

[DocWolfe]

I'm not divorced and I dont think I am bitter but then maybe u think u know me better than I know myself...like I said above I am happily married and have been for nearly 17yrs now /hugs hubby.
I found the joke funny ... sorry if I offended some ppl but tuff luck really

17 years... asuming you got married when you were early twenties this would make you... pushing 40? yet the person in your avatar- assuming that said person is you does not look ~40, unless my judgement of age is seriously off. What the devil is going on?

 

[Morchaoron]

women like men that they can beat down when they don't do as they're told.

goes for all women! power-hungry thats what they are! nothing more...

(not that men arent but slightly less...)

 

[Bracken]

lol I am happily married

I'm not divorced and I dont think I am bitter but then maybe u think u know me better than I know myself...like I said above I am happily married and have been for nearly 17yrs now /hugs hubby.
I found the joke funny ... sorry if I offended some ppl but tuff luck really

I was on about the one's sent round our office - and no I wasn't offended (besides, it is an old joke) . Was just sharing an observation

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well not necessarily. If you just learn how to keep yourself from ejaculating, you can still have an orgasm orgasm and ejaculation are separate even for men and atleast every woman i have ever had the pleasure of bedding, after i learned control, found it quite a turn on to see the man enjoy it that much, without having to stop afterwards.

Dude...i was just messing around but...dude! Come o...dude!!

I don't REALLY want to know about you holding back your manjuice until the appropriate time is there!

I know you're the preverbial Freud of the Dream world but...dude!!

 

[Blackjack]

Dude...i was just messing around but...dude! Come o...dude!!

I don't REALLY want to know about you holding back your manjuice until the appropriate time is there!

I know you're the preverbial Freud of the Dream world but...dude!!

Ok then if you feel so strongly about it.
My bad

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok then if you feel so strongly about it.
My bad

Hehe, no bad, just fun to be "like..wtf... " at times

You do have a point, but i prefer the please-hump-please more tech.

Guess it depends on the subject at "hand" *grins*