Sophie Ellis Bextor

[Dreamor]

News just in......

......Singer Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.

......Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor

:england:

 

[Sparx]

thats so rubbish it made me laugh

 

[Neffneff]

lol

 

[elisera]

LOL With the day I am having in work that actually did cheer me up! Sad but true!

 

[cHodAX]

LOL, poor Sophie. Send her round to me, I will give her mouth to nipple resuscitation!

 

[supersaint]

News just in......

......Singer Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.

......Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor

:england:

Lol i was going to post this,been reading the Mirror today?

 

[Dreamor]

Lol i was going to post this,been reading the Mirror today?

Just something someone in the office sent me, I get tonnes of emails.. this one happend to make me laugh

 

[Thadius]

I read it

I laughed

Please shoot me

 

[- English -]

awful lol

 

[pikeh]

haha so bad it was good :E

 

[Ezteq]

*chuckle* very good grasshopper

 

[rayzor]

lol!
terrible, but it made me laugh

 

[Bugz]

lmfao. sad but funny because of tht.

 

[Dukat]

I laughed so much I farted and now people are looking at me

god damn you!!

 

[Himse]

LAWL XD :england: :touch:

 

[Dandare]

Hmmm I had a blonde moment then...and yes just had it streaked and did'nt get it for a second!!! but lol now and yarr funny but poor

 

[cHodAX]

Btw, is it just me that finds Sophie Ellis Bextor to be very sexy?

Hubba, hubba

 

[Dandare]

Nah not just you Chad she looks too fit to fuck on that pic!, altho sometimes her face looks like a dolls face.........but that not be a bad thing in the bedroom ahem

 

[cHodAX]

Dunno why but I find women who are china white to be very sexy, specially if they have very few clothes on and wear dark red lipstick

 

[Zede]

jezus i posted that joke on the jokes thread on here 6 months ago !

topical i guess :/

 

[Thadius]

Dunno why but I find women who are china white to be very sexy, specially if they have very few clothes on and wear dark red lipstick

Gothtastic!

 

[Naffets]

i laughed

r0x joke

 

[Ezteq]

hmm great corsett but not terribly sure about the frilly drawers tbh again great bod, intreaguing face but for the love of all thats holy lose the blue eye shadow

 

[Commandment]

just me or she got high cheek bones?

 

[Dandare]

Dunno why but I find women who are china white to be very sexy, specially if they have very few clothes on and wear dark red lipstick

Not sure about the china white face but bright red lipstick, long blonde pig tails and a school uniform do it for me
opps did I say that out loud

 

[Ezteq]

hmm choddy if you like the vampirrhic look google sophie ellis bexters advert for peta against wearing fur.... have some clean shorts to hand though tbh.

Danny boy yes you would like that cos your a disgusting letcherous old prevert, gawd bless ya and all who sail in you gov'nor!

 

[Dandare]

hmm choddy if you like the vampirrhic look google sophie ellis bexters advert for peta against wearing fur.... have some clean shorts to hand though tbh.

Danny boy yes you would like that cos your a disgusting letcherous old prevert, gawd bless ya and all who sail in you gov'nor!

But I can sleep easy knowing my lil schoolgirl is the same age as me and I only get to be headmaster if I'm a good boy

 

[Ezteq]

aye but make sure you dont piss her off or you could end up with her converscating your conkers and shutting them in The Draw.








*winces*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Isn't it Baxter?