Sophie Ellis Bextor, gorgeous or hideous...

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xane

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SEB will always have a place in my heart when she kept that fucking awful Posh shite off the number one spot.
 
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danger

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I didn't mind the cheesey indy stuff she did with theaudience.... her latest stuff is shite although I like her voice... it's just different... she looks hot... and different... Yeah I like her... oh and she can play guitar too.. any chick who can play a guitar (properly or close too... fuck off avril / shakira) is hot!

I'D PORK HER :) Didn't see skinner... shame.... ne pics of the event?
 
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Miles_Binck

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robbie williams' description wasn't far off.

She falls way below

Aurora Robles
Sophie Anderton
Charisma Carpenter
Josie Maran
Kelly Brook
Jessica Alba
Susan Ward
Rachel Stevens

in any list of attractive women

(imho)
 
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Nos-

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tracks from theaudience were far superior to any of her solo offerings
 
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legendario

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Originally posted by Miles_Binck
robbie williams' description wasn't far off.

She falls way below

Aurora Robles
Sophie Anderton
Charisma Carpenter
Josie Maran
Kelly Brook
Jessica Alba
Susan Ward
Rachel Stevens

in any list of attractive women

(imho)
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typical pre-pubescent idols.

Sophie is perfection
 
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Wilier

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She's pretty in an obscure kinda way, but she would have to have a sock (or something!!) shoved in her mouth, her voice gets on my tits.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by Nos-
tracks from theaudience were far superior to any of her solo offerings
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Yes yes yes, I was gonna scan my photos of her with Theaudience, but I couldn't find them, so until I do, you'll have to imagine her playing a baby pink telecaster with a dalmation spotted scratch plate.
 
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Mellow-

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Gorgeous or Hideous?

I'd say Incredibly Bland.

I'd do her, but I wouldn't want to keep her afterwards.
 
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nath

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Originally posted by legendario
typical pre-pubescent idols.

Sophie is perfection
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Oh please, I agree with that about kelly brook, and to a lesser extent Charisma Carpenter, but fuckoffno about Jessica Alba. She is fucking stunning. TBH I'm, yet to see someone more attractive in the showbiz industry.
 
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danger

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Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
a baby pink telecaster with a dalmation spotted scratch plate.
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It's the kind of guitar I'd prefere to puke over... why oh why couldn't she chose a tobacco sunburst fat tele!
 
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danger

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Originally posted by nath


Oh please, I agree with that about kelly brook, and to a lesser extent Charisma Carpenter, but fuckoffno about Jessica Alba. She is fucking stunning. TBH I'm, yet to see someone more attractive in the showbiz industry.
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Are you referring to SEB or Alba???

Now I'd deffo climb over seb to get to alba...
 
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Durzel

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Originally posted by Dimebag
Shes certainly strange looking but I like her.

Dime
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It should also be noted that Dimebag likes gay beastiality upskirts (whatever the hell that is) - so if he likes SEB, well...

* All of the above is alleged. But true nonetheless.
 
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Dimebag

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jigmoth.jpg


The specemin pictured here is known as "Nigruos Jiggous"
This is basically a "jig" moth.
Durzel is also a jig and a moth.
I love you durzel.


Just out of interest what is it with you faggots who have pictures of fit women as your avatars? Are you just plain queer? obvious names here being .snoopy, ^Danger, Miles_Binck and possibly even Scooba Da Bass. You all worry me putting an image of a dainty fit women up to represent yourselves :/
 
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kryt

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I find Durzel's avatar strangely interesting.
Oh, and yes Dime, Dolly's avatar is provoking isn't it :|

Anyhoo, SEB is boneworthy when she's not covered in 24 gallons of Max Factor.
 
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Dimebag

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Well ! I was only being polite.

F you then! I need a poo.
 
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mank!

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I was worried someone would think I'm gay because of my avatar(s).

Oh... shit.
 
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kryt

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You had to make me read that whilst I was eating a big mac.
 
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mank!

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Big Mac on a Sunday? I've just had a 3 course sunday roast courtesy of my parents. Only because they've got friends round, but hey - I'm usually at work anyway.
 
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echo

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Yes yes yes, I was gonna scan my photos of her with Theaudience, but I couldn't find them, so until I do, you'll have to imagine her playing a baby pink telecaster with a dalmation spotted scratch plate.
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Big fan of Teles (Hence owning one) - This is what you're looking for, non?

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Scooba Da Bass

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Yes, but my shots are from the Electric Ballroom, and she looks a lot cuter
 
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Munkey-

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i think she's quite pretty and has a style that others lack, she looks particularly nice in her new music vid.

my two cents
 
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doh_boy

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I think she's very purdeh.

As for the skinner interview her laugh worried me no end. It was a bit weird :uhoh:
 
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Testin da Cable

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I liked her in the spiller [was it spiller?] video. in all the others...no thanks, not to my taste
 
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Xavier

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Just imagine, if she and michael schumacher got jiggy they'd have kids with jaws the size of Denmark :D
 
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