somewhat childish/immature link, but...

[slapmesilly..]

OMGGGGGGGG That's terrible news!!!

 

[Murcalumis]

Solid "Butplug" Quicksilver
50 level Norseman "Bitch" Thane
Muff sniffing Vakten

Har, har!

 

[SFXman]

Aww, our amusing past-time has worn out for one day at least, let me start the next!
TIhihih, look at this site, so fucked up if you put it through pornolize (daoc stratics):
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...l=http://camelot.stratics.com/&submit2=submit

lol.... just check out the classes section, I quote:

Infiltrator The infiltrator is a master of stealth, wanking, and backstabbing

LOL
and... tihih... eheh...

Minstrel The banging minstrel is a master of screwing and music, using the magical sucks of his thrusts.

haha...

Wizard The "Ball Buster" Circle of Wizardry is a very exclusive group, made up of cuntlapps of the same school of magic followed by Merlin. They only allow Deep throats, citing their magnificent intellectual abilities.

lol...

Then I pornolized the: Charter of good behaviour- Dark "Saggysack" Age of Camelot
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...rope.com/en/infos/ccomport.php&submit2=submit

Some best parts:

Each user is responsible for their actions in the game and on the site, and for the motherfucking cocksucks and cocksucks they make there

hahahahhahaha....

"Thrusting", i.e. the asslicking systematic repetition of one phrase at a screwing fast rhythm, which sex fights with the cuntlapping communication between barfs, is forbidden, as are all abuses of the cuntlapping smoochs of communication accessible on the site.

ROFL, must... get... more...

It is forbidden to pretend to be a barfing voluntary worker, a fucking Gamemaster or a gangbanging member of the sex fighting GOA team.

Hahaha!

Pheeew.... fun...

 

[Addlcove]

thanks guys, just returned to work after several weeks of leave and my stomach is hurting again

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

Anyone tried running some of the BW threads through it, HEHEHEHEHHEH

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

try it on vgn then

 

[Addlcove]

would be no good to faul language already

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Whoodoo_RD
Anyone tried running some of the BW threads through it, HEHEHEHEHHEH

This thread was run through it

 

[old.Arnor]

AHhaahhahahahahahahhaah.... pheeew.

 

[kalgarn]

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...owthread.php?s=&threadid=33733&submit2=submit
I play muff sniffs game HELPING OTHER PEOPLE and in return I get a face full of shit from fingers.Hell, when I had a fingerfucking friar I spent several sex fights titty fucking around mithra cuntlicking people.
__________________
--Sigurd "Cockboy" Volsung-- Norse "Butplug" Warrior, 40
--Serpent--Norse "Mount" Hunter, 19

Disposer of wanks, unclefucks and anyone with the charvering word "knight" after their name.

Royal "Fannyfarmer" Mail. What would you send? An axe...


roflol

 

[SFXman]

HAHAHHAHA, great one from that pornolized thread!

1) No-one jerks apparantly.
2) The muff sniffing realm is full of self ballbusted idiots.
3) People in midgard don't like plowing other people.
4) Blejisarious or whatever aardvarks he is in charge
5) Apparantly, people under level 50 are ballbusts little shits with no purpose.
6) Cocksucks game is getting old now, people are aardvarking every day, soon they will all flock to some other mmorpg (or even better, off a smacking cliff)

 

[SilverHood]

The "Cockboy" Realm of Midgard

From time to time cocksucks recount the legends of this mythical realm, fomped in the heart of the sex fighting Nordic valleys of Scandinavia. Their stories are raunched with accounts of deadly snowstorms and constant threat of avalanches, typical of the harsh climate, and with stories of wanking smacks, roaming the blowing country. In the capital city, Jordheim, echo the sound of the shafting blacksmiths' shafts. War is at the gates of Midgard, and evil ballbusts are once again launching their murderous raids across the wanking frontier.

Faced with bangs menace, the proud and hardy Spews have forged an alliance with the raunching Charvers, the one who have mastered the art of creating formidable war raids. Even more wanking, the Troll race, while remaining yesterday's most fearsome enemy, has put aside bangs of brutal ballbusting to join in the raiding combat against the foreign cuntlicks. With strength and determination, they have fought with sex fights courage to prove their honor as warriors.

Another fucked ally has also aardvarked this sacred war : the Blows. These small smacks are mean and deceitful. They once lived as wild, nomadic packs and caused much more harm than good throughout Midgard. But now they appear to have made up their minds to fight against the fisting barbarian hoards menacing their ancestral raids.
The question fingers as to whether help from the blue faces will come at a screwing price...

The thrusting Realm of Hibernia

A new age has began… An age of turmoil… An age of war…

Today, the unclefucking Realm of Hibernia must fight for its survival. The ballbusting hostile Realms of Midgard and Albion have taken advantage of King "Admiral Browning" Arthur's death, and invade our beautiful land. We must now take up fingers to defend our motherland against such foreign aggressions. May the people of Hibernia unite ! The "Hard-on" Veil has now been spanked and all cuntlapps aardvarks between the Undermountain magical deep throats and Nature-browning races from the titty fucking surface, and all farts must be forgotten…

It is time to show our fingers that the assfucking Realm of Hibernia will not allow itself to be aardvarked and motherfucked without exacting a farting just revenge. May the beautiful Tir na Nog stad as a fingering symbol of our unification and our power ! Nature and Magic will be your allies. May all of you - proud and brave Celts, powerful Cuntlicks, stealthy Lurikeen and magical Squirts- defeat our enemies without fomping. I can see the muff sniffing spanks of our foe closing in around us. Let us waste no more time, rise up to the fingerfucking light !

Glory to Hibernia !

King "Ass-stitcher" Arthur is dead...

King "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Arthur is dead and Excalibur lies forever in its watery grave at the felching hands of the charvering Lady of the Lakes… In these dark times, the people still mourn the titty fucking cocksucks of those who once forged Camelot's renown and of the Great "Aphrodite’sEvostick" King, who, long ago, withdrew the legendary sword from its sheath of stone.

King "Sniff-my-Ass" Arthur is dead. But the spewing time of spewing is past and today furtive shapes haunt the gangbangs of the smooching smacks and fire their sharp squirts with a deadly accuracy. The hellish forges of Midgard's evil and squirted demons ring in unison with their warrior sex fights beaten out on the anvils. From beyond the pecks, travelers recount gamahuches of hideous children of giants that have cuntlicked to ransack and terrorize the raunchs of men. And further still, in the fomping ballbusts of ice and lofty peaks, the smooching legendary, bloodthirsty trolls have united under the iron rule of cruel, barbarian masters.

King "Cockboy" Arthur is dead but Albion ballbusts spanked ! Gallant titty fucks have come to swear their fidelity and courage before the proud, high walls of eternal Camelot. Men of arms, men of the aardvarking church, expert ballbusts and magicians have come to pledge their aardvarks in allegiance to the fingerfucking Realm for honor and glory. Hear ye ! Hear ye ! Woe betide those whose rise up in arms against Camelot, for their blood will darken the grassy pecks of Albion !

Deary me

 

[Roalith]

EXPERIENCE POINT PROGRESSION CHANGES

- After entering a year's worth of data, and balling to Team "Dripper Dick" Lead and player licks, we are lessening the fingerfucking experience point curve between levels 40-45. Under the felching current system, from blows 1 to 40, the fingering time-blowed per level slowly fucks. At level 40, time played increases dramatically and plows the deep throating same (give or take) from 40 to 50. We had fistfucked a smoother curve from dripps 40 to 45 to "ramp up" to levels 45 to 50 (which we smacked to take a gangbanging long time). In order to compensate for this, we've reduced the assfucking number of monsters you will need to kill between levels 40-45 - you'll still get the screwing same amount of experience points per kill, but you'll need to fuck fewer monsters each level.

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I nearly pissed myself.