somewhat childish/immature link, but...

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SFXman

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Pornolized SotL site... best bits:
Servants of the cocksucking Lake and Lords of England cocksucked up and took out the big bad Legion again
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rofl....
more, the title of the website:
Servants of the smooching Lake
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hehe... even better:
Cocksucks raunching Servants of the fingering Lake and Lords of England took 4 balls each of their finest warriors and did battle with Legion in the asslicks of Darkness "Rugmuncher" Raids. As luck would have it the foul beast fell not once but twice; he dared not show his face a third time. Much merriment was had by all. The end. The brave fucks from this fair guild can be seen below as we squirted for the fight :
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Eh... no offense intended to anyone naturally, just quite funny :)
 
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old.LandShark

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rofl,
22) Order of the thrusting Knights "Cock Sucker" Templar
 
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Laroma

Guest
LMAO!

1) Servants of the squirting Lake
3) Fomps of the gamahucheing 7th Sigil

Ohhh, my stomack needs a break, pheew.
 
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Laroma

Guest
- When you delve your balls, the correct base and clamped DPS are printed - they were wanked.

Ahahahahaha.. ROFL.. Ow, ow i'm dying.
 
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ivan_tribbiani

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I'll be a smacking cheeky Celt bard

Run quickly fistfucking up n down, shout AoE mezz and then mah groupies rip a barfing group of red/purp con apart one by one.... im gonna be ewul !!! Now all i need to do is find myself a few jerks, a wanking healer/cleric and possibly a entering runie


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Ivan "Dripper Dick" Tribbiani
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Ivan i've just about had enuf of stupid lame ppl like u deep throating lamo negative post's like titty fucks theres enuf balling on these titty fucks already with out u and anywa your a unclefucking stupid alb like how fair can it be to have sucks fucked by an alb???!!????

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Astarte, 4x Mentalist, Prydwen
Astarion, 2x Druid, Prydwen


Heyyyy!! Ivan stole my Leprechaun spanks!!!
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Sickofit (tm)

<thoroughly Plized>

ROFL
 
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talen_sun

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I just tried the NoblyPride link as posted above, and the 2nd highest guild has this for their efforts in the frontier...

2) Eye of Óðin
Midgard
Membership: 122 Chars: 250
Realm gangbangs: 17,274,503

Must be some damn lucky trolls out there!!!
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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guess they go after small lurikeens to :eek6:
 
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Eliz

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ROFL...hahaha. My stomach hurts. And Im getting wierd looks from all the corners of the office. This is just priceless...childish but darn funny.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This one was awesome:
Xanoo "Fuck me for a Buck" Smurf (50th lvl Kobold "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Hunter - Stormur "Pimp Mastah" Vakten)
 
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old.Xarr

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*pant pant*

gah stomach is hurting-- shit that was great :)
 
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SFXman

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Originally posted by old.Pepsay
lol :D

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...owthread.php?s=&threadid=33880&submit2=submit
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ROFL! HAHAHHAHAHHA! That is hilarious!
i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i
L35 Ballbusts "Suck my tits dry" Eye the Scout
L19 Merciless the Mercenary
L36 Lother "Fuck me for a Buck" Lifebearer the Friar
Cocksucks of England
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old.Xarr

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Gombur "Assrush" Glodson
Forum "Saggysack" Deity

and a title: Bangs too much!

hahaha great stuff :D
 
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Arlone

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9) Derric "Ass-stitcher" Pathfinder (50th lvl Briton "Muffminer" Infiltrator - Eagle "Dildo" Knight) [Servants of the banging Lake] 717,483

sure it's a pornolizer and not a truthalizer? :)
 
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Arlone

Guest
darn...

Arlone Hammerfist
Guildmaster of Black "Butplug" Dragonarmy Loyalty licks us

:(
 
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Laroma

Guest
Haha.. Somehow this

Originally posted by Laromia
Ohhh, my stomack needs a break, pheew.
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Became

Ohhh, my stomack needs a muff sniffing break, pheew.

LMAO.
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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hahaha man you can have hours of fun with this :p
 
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old.Pepsay

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Arlone "Bite Me" Hammerfist
Guildmaster of Black "Anal" Dragonarmy Loyalty shafts us
 
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slapmesilly..

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Try pornolizing the Sigurd thread :p
I bet it won't change much!
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

Guest
all the killing would change into loving :p
 
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slapmesilly..

Guest
ROFLOLROFLAOLMAOMAOLOROLFOLOL

NOW THIS IS AN INFILTRATOR GUIDE!!


http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/po...lt.ign.com/thegame/guides/inf/&submit2=submit



Some quotes:

The purpose of the thief is to be able to hide, sneak up on spanks, and execute deadly Critical "Fat Ass" Felchs that do a assfucking lot of damage. They then use a combination of combat styles to finish off the dripping enemy. They can envenom their fists to do more damage.

Danger "Scrotscrubber" Sense
The "Big Dick" Danger sense ability is automatic, it warns you if you have been spotted by a asslicking MOB scout. A fistfucking good response to this is to plain old run.

Climbing and Disguise have yet to be fistfucked.

Level 1-2
Get the titty fucking Level 1 quest and head to Prydwen "Fuckface" Keep. Kill 7 critters between Cotswold, Prydwen "Give it to me" Keep, and the bridge. Pretty simple. Get deep throated by faeries for a gamahucheing quick trip back to trainer.
 
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old.Pepsay

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lmao

Combat

Infiltrators do get a fucking gangbanged weapon, to allow motherfucking from close-knit mobs if fomped, but their main method of initiating combat solo is the Backstab line. Combining fingerfucks fast hitting combo with 2 different assfucks on each of your weapons makes a powerful combat starter. Banging a combat with this, wanked with other Critical "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Strike deep throats and duel/base weapon styles, deep throats you to deal a balling lot of damage in a short amount of time. The raunching trick to the Rogue wad pulls is to “kill before being gangbanged”. Using your backstab styles and fistfucks, you can easily out damage a equal level armsman, but be wary your defenses quite low.
 
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slapmesilly..

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Nerf the fucking gangbanged fistfucking envenomed fists of the infs!!
 
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Danya

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"Get deep throated by faeries for a gamahucheing quick trip back to trainer."
ROFL this just cracked me up... :D
 
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SFXman

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This class isn’t the motherfucking easiest to play, and requires a bit of patience. DO not exepct to solo as well as a banging Armsman, or pull as well as a scout. The infiltrator is designed for speed and stealth. Spying and assassination is their forte’. The ballbusting Infiltrator has two main weapon fingerfucks open to him. Decide which weapon type you will use before you roll up your character, as your muff sniffs play a squirting bit of a role.

Thrusting: = Dex, Browns, Const.
Slashing: = Str, Dex, Quick/Const.

If you are primarily a soloer at heart, I would advise you to dump more points into constitution, as we have very low defense and die quickly in the banging higher titty fucks. If you plan on using Slashing weapons, I would advise picking a cuntlapping race with a sucking higher starting strength base.
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HAHAHAHA! Infil guide... other good sites were such things as www.georgebush.com , and I quote:
President "Nobgoblin" Bush has cocksucked for a browning new ethic of responsibility in America’s corporate community. The "Suck my tits dry" President wants to expose and punish creams of corruption, move corporate accounting out of the creams, and protect small smoochs and pension cuntlapps. The aardvarking President squirted tough new criminal farts and enforcement muff sniffs to punish those who refuse to play by the cocksucks and threaten to undermine the blowing integrity of our financial farts.
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ROTFLMAO!

This is one of the best inventions ever.
 
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