someone cheer me up

[TdC]

I require some seriously upward cheer momentum atm. make it happen. thanks.

 

[Jonaldo]

Cheer up!



um, I just saw me on the quote thing which is good! Didn't think I ever said anything worth taking any notice of never mind quoting.
Get Burnout 3:Takedown and do the crash courses! it r teh funneh! (c)intarweb speek


(hope it's nothing too bad matey)

 

[throdgrain]

Think about the badgers !

 

[MYstIC G]

I require some seriously upward cheer momentum atm. make it happen. thanks.

No. I had a cage fall on top of me at work today.

 

[Frizz]

I made this especially for Tdc. (NSFW)

 

[Damini]

Oooh! Oooh! My go!

Totally stolen from another board, in turn stolen from a newspaper, but here goes:

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in
which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
various words.

And the winners are...



1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a trick question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon , A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts

 

[Damini]

And then some pictures that make me smile.

But then I have some oddness in what makes me smile...

 

[TdC]

(hope it's nothing too bad matey)

no, it's just bad like right now

No. I had a cage fall on top of me at work today.

so I read on your site. I hesitate to ask heh


Sir Frizz - lol, specially the bit about the killing
Damini - wow, some of those are quite good tbh. we should try that here imo.



TdC's cheered-up rating: 6%

edit: lol, that cat looks like a bulldog that's about the way I look now tbh

TdC's cheered-up rating: 8%

 

[Wij]

My sock is covered in pee. Never go for a piss straight after a wank

 

[TdC]

good god. for shame you didn't know that already

 

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[Mazling]

Well that didn't work out but hey! tdc = teh win

 

[Damini]

http://www.i-am-asian.com/













Ok, I really don't know if that is a comedy site or not, but I'm laughing if it is, and even more if it isn't.

 

[Wij]

good god. for shame you didn't know that already

I did, but I wanted a slash...

 

[TdC]

<TdC> guh, time for a wee drink, then bed
<TdC> not really drinking wee tho
<TdC> Iwonder if Scots know how dodgy that is to say?
12:50AM <KF|SERVER> lol, probably not

lol, is that a real mcD site? whoever came up with that is very very strange oO

 

[Frizz]

 

[Paradroid]

Soooo NSFW!!!

Try these short audio extracts...a pay-server (playdedicated) went down - much to the annoyance of those who had paid up front!

Original
Re-mix!

Webby




...and if that doesn't cheer you up, how about a walk down memory lane (ie some Glenage):

 

[nath]

Wow, I didn't realise just how popular *that* phrase was :S

 

[kanonfodda]

wow, I was quoted by tdc!!

/me fluffles teedles again

how you doing this morning matey? Did you manage to get any sleep?

 

[TdC]

I'm not doing particularly well tbh. but I have to take the car off for a checkup in a sec, so it's not like I'm moping about hehe.

 

[Cyradix]

Whatever it is always remember it could be worse....

You could be a siamese twin with only 1 asshole, your other half is gay and has a date today....

 

[FuzzyLogic]

http://phact.de/poppn_upload/radiohead_creep.swf

 

[TdC]

wow that flash is pretty cool tbh

 

[Clown]

Fuck head pirate shit.

You wonder why he's depressed... :rolleyesomg:

 

[TdC]

he did say I was teh win though. that helped a bit tbh.

 

[Clown]

Shut up.

 

[Bullitt]

This link should open up in Windows Media Player, it made me chuckle...but I have a slightly dark sense of humour.

Rejected

Edit: also if you've ever wondered where/what Munkeys avatar is.

 

[TdC]

that's pretty cool. I like that kind of stuff.

tdc's mood: 9%

 

[old.Tohtori]

*gives TdC a club and pats on his own head*

Go ahead, you'll love it!

TdC Seel = <-- TdC


Einstein eat your heart out.

 

[Bullitt]

Quest For The Rest

This is quite a tranquil and bizarre game. Extra enjoyability points if you like 'The Polyphonic Spree'