Someone call the RSPCA!

[Garaen]

<@Aoln> i used to be able to get my cat to run into walls when chasing it on a slippery wooden floor

<@Aoln> when it was a kitten, i put it in an empty bath and turned the tap on

<@aoami> when one of my cats was a kitten i slammed a door on its head

Cat face is not happy

 

[Aoami]

just to clarify, my one was entirely by accident

 

[megadave]

out of context imo

 

[Garaen]

<@Aoln> when iwas like 14
<@Aoln> i was at a house party
<@Aoln> and my mate put a cat in the microwave
<@aoami> wtf
<@Aoln> and turned it on for like 3 seconds
<@Gohan> ........
<@aoami> ;|
<@Gohan> grm
<@Aoln> it died about a month later of cancer
<@Gohan> grim
<@Aoln> duno if it was related

 

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the kid who did that one is really weird btw, there's loads of great stories about him that i can't be bothered to tell you.

 

[Garaen]

<@Gohan> i used to pu my finger up my cats bum checkin for haemaroids

 

[tris-]

 

[gohan]

<Garaen> my cat used to get in fights with some other cat that came in our garden
<aoami> mitchell brothers an wot
<Gohan> the cat the someone posted that jumps up and grabs a bat out the air at liek 4 feet > all
<Garaen> then one day i sprinted out my house and kicked the other cat and it never came back
<aoami> hahahaha
<Garaen> fucking ****
<Garaen> hit it hard as well
<Garaen> it lifted off the ground quite far
<Gohan> hahahah
<aoami> did it let out a yelp when it flew through the air?
<Garaen> yep
<Aoln> you sick fucks

 

[Garaen]

You fake quoting bastard Gohan!

 

[gohan]

Haha you fake quoting bastard Gohan!

o0 dont say it if u dont want it on FH mega mieght, jsut cos my cat had heamroids

 

[tris-]

Garaen is a hypoCAT

 

[Garaen]

tbh i love cats, Gohan is just a dick for making up fake quotes

 

[gohan]

.......



thier direct copy and pastes dont wiesel out of it

 

[Aoami]

yeah, all he's done is let the CAT OUT OF THE BAG

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Garaen]

That was a purfect pun tbh

 

[gohan]

That was a purfect pun tbh

this thread is getting CATostrophic .....

 

[Garaen]

That was shit Gohan, you're just milking it now tbh

 

[gohan]

That was shit Gohan, you're just milking it now tbh

<Garaen> no one will beat me at puns
<Garaen> evah
<Garaen> ahh fuck i just put my foot in cat sick




dont kick him will ya# :<

 

[cHodAX]

Aoln has always been a sick fucker, I remember this one time in Lords of England at bandcamp, he stuck a flute up his bumhole.

 

[megadave]

You were the one watching and "strumming your lute"

 

[Aph3x]

Stop the shitty puns right meow