some times maybe best just to keep quiet?

[Ezteq]

While watching the Football the other night my wife and I were
discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Some days I hate being married to a smart bitch.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You know...telling a joke that tell's about your life, about someone elses life...just doesn't work..

Women bashing wives, it's just...it's wrong.

Cool joke though.

Even if single celled jokes on forums suck big dynamosaurus(t-rex with a b*ttplug) c*ck!

Anyways...