Some people complain too much

[Jupitus]

eek! o.0


is there a word for expecting Giselle Bunchen and getting a flatulent grizzled old three-legged donkey instead?
































jk Jupitus

S'ok - but I'd like to know how you found out I'm hung like a donkey ....

 

[Furr]

Furr wins the best word of the year award for managing to get the word bombastic into his post

Shaggy would be proud.

Yay i won something, lol

On another topic how should i go about controlling a rampant squirrel thats taken to treating my garden as some sort of jungle gym and attacks the soil in flower pots!.... Bloody thing,

I have rat poison (too cruel), an air pistol (also too cruel.. maybe) and a garden hose...(could be fun) hmmmm

 

[TdC]

S'ok - but I'd like to know how you found out I'm hung like a donkey ....

so you're not denying the flatulentness, oldness, grizzledness and three-leggedness?

 

[Bodhi]

eek! o.0


is there a word for expecting Giselle Bunchen and getting a flatulent grizzled old three-legged donkey instead?

Friday night?

 

[TdC]

winnar tbh

 

[Jupitus]

so you're not denying the flatulentness, oldness, grizzledness and three-leggedness?

God no! They are some of my most redeeming features!!!!

 

[TdC]

well, I expect that some ladies mistake those things for rugged manliness.... like rugged can also mean 'face used to plough fields a few times'

 

[SawTooTH]

Aquaducts, sewers, public baths and straight roads

 

[Whipped]

And don't forget the Piggys

 

[Turamber]

Aquaducts, sewers, public baths and straight roads

You forgot two of the most important things ... the fork and the pizza! Oh, and in particular due to the Eastern Roman Empire, you can thank them that we aren't all Muslim!

 

[Uncle Sick]

o rly?

ya... rly









By the way. After this little edit job, I'll go and have a smoke.
And it's going to be delicious since I just ate.


.... ahhhhh




Now you can rant.

 

[Sharma]

My view is just this country is full of people who dont know how to change the fucking channel.

 

[Milkshake]

It's the fact that those that have the time to complain usually have the least valid complaints.

Quite irritating tbh, means those that are useless get a bigger voice than they deserve. Rest of us are out getting on with our lives.

 

[Maljonic]

Or it could be, on some ocassions, that the ones who complain are the people who can be bothered to get off their arses and do something about what's bothering them. Most people I know, including me most of the time I guess, are the type who are always saying, "'They' should do something about that,"; "'They' don't give a shit about anybody"; "I'm sick of 'them' putting shit programmes on TV, it's fucking useless" and just leave at that, always being anoyyed at 'them' but too lazy, incompetent or apathetic to actually do something constructive about it.

 

[Lester]

Is this the bit where I tell you that you shouldn't joke about World War 2 as my grandad died in Auschwitz?



























He fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck....


:0 banned!

 

[Dommers]

Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that people shove in dough to make monster cookies. Nah, of course you would.

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

 

[Furr]

By the way. After this little edit job, I'll go and have a smoke.
And it's going to be delicious since I just ate.

Ya Bastard.....

Passed the 2 week mark today, what am i ranting about today... erm my stupid so called friend, she was determined to continue questioning me on why i wasn't in the Christmas spirit etc...

Because I can't be arsed, fuck off a leave me alone, Christmas is all very good, but i would rather not have to bother since it cost's money, and I don't want to spend money on stuff that will only make me fat or on things i don't need.

Hate this time time of year, Christmas, then its going to be Easter, Then Valentines..... bring on summer with its lack of themed holidays

 

[TdC]

she was determined to continue questioning me

my gf grilled me for an hour after we'd gone to bed because I hadn't asked her how her day was. (I just hadn't, the evening just worked out in such a way that it didn't happen) Her conclusion was that there must be something wrong with me and my statement "there's nothing wrong with me, the evening just worked out in such a way that we didn't manage to discuss your day" wasn't good enough

makes me want to rant about two things:

a)the ability of womenkind to yap about all things at all times but their failure to use their mouths and vocal chords to tell you something they really want to get off their chests.

[highlight]women of the world! it's OK to tell your boyfriend about your day when he doesn't directly ask you because he's distracted by dinner/phone calls/a documentary about the tsunami a year ago that -amongst others- struck a place where he lived for ten years/looking up things on the internet for his girlfriend's dad/making sure his girlfriend is comfortable[/highlight]

-and-

b)the ability of womenkind to wait for the singlemost inopportune moment, ie when the boyfriend is extremely sleepy and lying in bed just about to fall asleep before they engage the discussion re point a

[highlight]women of the world! next time your boyfriend manages to unknowingly do something you don't like, don't engage your evil girly weapons of doom (like waiting until you're thoroughly pissed off before cutting loose but meanwhile so much time has passed that he almost doesn't remember what you're on about) but just tell him the second something goes wrong. you know that thing you use to tell your friends how much your shoes hurt your feet but you got them anyway because they're pretty and were on sale? point it at your boyfriend and use it ffs and *not* just to tell he he's not communicating with you eh? who's got the communication problem here eh?[/highlight]


thank you for your time. this has bee a public service announcement by tdccorp.

"your specialist in man/woman relationships for over 30 years"

 

[TdC]

ps. I know not asking about her day is a cardinal sin. it just....didn't happen. I *did* think about her, I did think about her day, I do *not* take her for granted and there's nothing bloody wrong with me. It just didn't happen.





</rant>

 

[old.Tohtori]

Soo....no oral sex today either?

 

[TdC]

I'm afraid my chances of that are quite slim this year

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Good thing the year ends in 10 days then

 

[TdC]

the glass is half full!

 

[Trem]

Of Teedle spunk?

 

[TdC]

if you want

I can still spunk in the s0ck I'm going to send you too

 

[old.user4556]

I hate it most when you're dying for a pump and you reach for a booby to indicate the need for a pump and she says: "wait! can we not talk about our days first? or are you only interested in getting your action?"

Women are full of useless, trivial hot air.

 

[Whipped]

I hate it most when you're dying for a pump and you reach for a booby to indicate the need for a pump and she says: "wait! can we not talk about our days first? or are you only interested in getting your action?"

Women are full of useless, trivial hot air.

And apprently ask rhetorical questions

 

[Lester]

The requirement for pumpage should be indicated thus:

Ask Woman to indicate they want pumpage by tugging on your johnson once.

Ask Woman to indicate desire for non-pumpage by tugging on your johnson 83 times

 

[Maljonic]

I thought this was all about farting at first... I was thinking why would I reach for my Mrs' booby if I needed a fart?

 

[old.user4556]

See it's always "talk shite for 20 minutes, then pump" - by which point your balls feel like super weighted fizzing water melons (and you're not listening to a fucking word she's saying anyway). I don't think she'd be too interested about about my E2M1 32 player pickup game of QW, so why would I care much for her long story about <insert something only interesting to women>/

Why is it never "quick pump first, then talk" - at least that way i'll actually show interest, say something back and have a two way conversation.

Life would be SO much easier if men and women weren't so different.