some humour - if life was like daoc

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I_R_Big_Troll

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You target [your boss], she is aggressive to you
you consider your boss,
she is an absolute biaatch
you enter combat mode and target [your boss]!
You prepare your [bitch slap] style!
You execute [bitch slap] perfectly (+3022302)!
You hit [your boss] for 939493 (+300)!
You hit [your boss] for an extra 500!!
You prepare your [foot up ass] style!
You prepare your [open can of whoop-ass] style as a backup to [foot up ass] style!
You execute [foot up ass] perfectly (+43214456)!
[your boss] dies
You have just killed [your boss]
[your boss]’s extra bull shit crumbles
[your boss]’s crappy attitude fades
[your boss]’s demented brain is destroyed
you sit down
you smile
you w1n
 
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Armalite

Guest
errr... hope you don't have any rifles at home...
 
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Eyeinthedark

Guest
=) hihi does that work on all bosses? whats ur spec?
 
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Archeon

Guest
Savage imo, i mean look at all those anytime styles. Nerf FoTM Employee's IMO ;)
 
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Whisperess

Guest
Can't be a savage if he has good anytime styles :)

His spec is:

50 slap-related ( for the lvl 50 bitch slap style - insane growth rate )
50 ass-related ( for the can of whoop-ass and the foot up ass followup )
28 work-related


and I'd like to call it a frenzy, so it has to be a Life2.34 zerker :p
 
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Eyeinthedark

Guest
But does the 28 work-related really come in handy i mean, it gives you like 5 - 8% actual work skill, and if you want to work in a group you can allways dump your work load on someone else.

imo put 28 into coffeebreake ( also good for the ever usefull trip to the copy machine! )
 
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Whisperess

Guest
Well, with a good SC set and some high RR's you get it over 40 atleast, so you can still keep your job when it's in danger, and give an impression that you're working while actually posting on BW :)
 
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Whisperess

Guest
then again, that's Dirty Tricks, which shifts the class more to a mercenary...
 
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Archeon

Guest
Originally posted by hellige
funny?
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I thought so,

If anything it beats 'F*UCKZ0R G04 G1VF P455W0RD N00BS!!!!' posts hands down :D
 
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jox

Guest
Originally posted by I_R_Big_Troll
You target [your boss], she is aggressive to you
you consider your boss,
she is an absolute biaatch
you enter combat mode and target [your boss]!
You prepare your [bitch slap] style!
You execute [bitch slap] perfectly (+3022302)!
You hit [your boss] for 939493 (+300)!
You hit [your boss] for an extra 500!!
You prepare your [foot up ass] style!
You prepare your [open can of whoop-ass] style as a backup to [foot up ass] style!
You execute [foot up ass] perfectly (+43214456)!
[your boss] dies
You have just killed [your boss]
[your boss]’s extra bull shit crumbles
[your boss]’s crappy attitude fades
[your boss]’s demented brain is destroyed
you sit down
you smile
you w1n
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lol
 
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I_R_Big_Troll

Guest
the spec

Well, there are some thing to notice:


firstly, the foot up ass style is in fact a rear-positional, therefore the bitch slap style has a 9s stun component :D

secondly, my spec was as follows:

50pts into Kungfu Ruler spec line
50pts into Samurai Pencil spec line
28pts into Evade Bullshit

the most notable points on meh SC template includes capping the following resists:
52% resist corporate dress code
52% resist office politics
50% resist workload
and 49% resist deadlines

And unfortunately I do not have any good "anytime" styles so no nerfing is forthcoming imo

hope this helps

it did for me yesterday muwahahahahahahahaha aahh h a aa ha a a

/wave
 
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phule_gubben

Guest
ROFL.. that was a really cool one, and very funny too.

:clap:
 
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Denisée

Guest
Originally posted by I_R_Big_Troll
You target [your boss], she is aggressive to you
you consider your boss,
she is an absolute biaatch
you enter combat mode and target [your boss]!
You prepare your [bitch slap] style!
You execute [bitch slap] perfectly (+3022302)!
You hit [your boss] for 939493 (+300)!
You hit [your boss] for an extra 500!!
You prepare your [foot up ass] style!
You prepare your [open can of whoop-ass] style as a backup to [foot up ass] style!
You execute [foot up ass] perfectly (+43214456)!
[your boss] dies
You have just killed [your boss]
[your boss]’s extra bull shit crumbles
[your boss]’s crappy attitude fades
[your boss]’s demented brain is destroyed
you sit down
you smile
you w1n
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I can not understand why you do think this is funny.
I died, I just get someone to PR me then use the [fired, out of a canon, out of the window, in the 51th floor]-style.
 
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Arnor

Guest
Re: Re: some humour - if life was like daoc

Originally posted by Denisée
I can not understand why you do think this is funny.
I died, I just get someone to PR me then use the [fired, out of a canon, out of the window, in the 51th floor]-style.
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futurama>all


actually it goes like this iirc:

Fry: But I dont want that job, I wont work!

Leela: Then you'll be fired...

Fry: Great!

Leela: Out of a cannon, into the sun

Fry: oh..
 
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