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Repent Reloaded

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Hey ppl, been ages since i made a post so I thought I'd make one.

Just got back from a week at an army training camp with my Public Service class, me and the lads made up a glorified version of manhunt, we got our cammo on along with our SWAT bannies, took a nice pro camera and went to our target to infiltrate the main building without being seen by the enemy, which in this case is the other half of our class.

We ran then camped out in some sand dunes (in southport) the enemy where flanking our possision even thou they didnt know our location, we chose to stay put and hope our cammo keeps us unseen.

It worked (btw its dark, like 1am)
Niz got bored and said, "Hey, Lets all pull a moony and take a photo!" ....ok ya, so we all dropped our pants down to our ankles and bent over (yes it sounds gay but it isnt)
Niz was right next to me, so I pushed him while he had his knickers around his legs, he just about kept his balence so my mate Mark rugby tackled him and sent him rolling down the hill, when he landed (right infront of my mate with the camera) the flash went off takin a full crack shot of Niz with him in full SAS cammo with his legs wide open showing all, it was so fuckin discusting but well funny at the same time.

The next day we did a raft building race Vs some little twat "Officer-To-Be" Public skool lads, about our age, once we built our rafts they made us switch raft, they made theres all gay so our broke as soon as we jumped on it, gettin coverd in seaweed and god knows what, so me, Niz, Mark and gaz hit the showers, the water was so cold and the water in the shower was colder, we ran in, stipped our clothes off and got washed then noticed..... fuck, our dry clothes and towles are in the bed room!

Niz:Right, we r gonna have to make a run for it
Me: ...but fuck, we nakid!
Gaz: .....I got a tube of Imperial leather to cover me up
Niz: ..........I got fuck all
Me: ya, me2 ... fuck it lets go
Niz: After 3!!!
Niz:1
Niz:2
Gaz: ohh shit
Niz:3
Niz: GO GO GO!
Me: Fuck!!!!!1

we kicked open the shower roon, bombed it into the main building past all of the public skoolies, pegged it down the hallway and got to the door which leads us to the bedroom
SMACK!! Niz cracked into the door!

Me: fuck, open the damn door!
Niz: it wont fucking open!
Gaz: HURRY!
Niz:SHIT!!

then the main doors opened and about 2 forms of kids come in the hall way and just see me and Niz butt nakid tryin to kick in this door and Gaz with a small tube of soap coverin his bits.

*Niz bangs on the door wish his face up against the glass in desperation*

Niz: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!
Me: omfg
Gaz: HAHAHAHAH!

Li comes who was reading and opens the door for us, only to be knocked over by us 3 nakid lads tryin to get some fuckin cover.

anyway, we made it and was pissin ourselfs laughin, we could hear all the kids in sitches seein their team leaders in the buff.

we had loads of fun, making Tripod houses which snapped when we all climbed up and knocked out half our class.
Grappling competitions and loads more.

From the last month or two I've come to notice.

I used to do a National Diploma in IT, passed that and i could of gone to Uni if i wanted, but IT for me is boring so I took the Public Service course which is extream fun and u meet loads of new people, I chose in a way job satisfaction over money.

You see all of these posts about ppl bored at work, want to get on DAoC or home etc, I dont want to come home after my days out.
I've lernt so much off all these new friends I've made and done things I thought I'd never do, you get to understand people, the bonds you get are stronger, its awsome!
What im tryin to say to you all is, please, think about picking fun over a high pay boring job, unless ur gettin both at the same time :) you'll find you'll turn out to be a nicer person and have a happy life without all of lifes huge cons of never being satisfied with what you have and what you dont have.

anyway, have fun all :)

just some advice :D
 
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adari

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dude

i was seriously trying to find a reply, but the only thing thats suitable for this post is

"k"

:rolleyes:
 
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del_eneste

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<--- was waiting for Adari or Salty to reply with a flame but it didnt happen :(.
 
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adari

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And about getting bored at work, it's not like certain people have a choise of getting a job they prefer...
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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OMG! That story was so interesting. Wow! It sure made my life seem pale in comparison. Gee golly gosh. It must be so much fun to get into the scrapes and adventures that you do, Repent.

You simply MUST tell us more about your fascinating life. I will tell all my friends to drop whatever it is that they are doing and come read your tales.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Please just stop Repent, I'm too tired to find something amusing and insulting to you so just stop.
 
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Restart

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
Hey ppl, been ages since i made a post so I thought I'd make one.

That because you been trying to think up a new imaginary story to post on here?
Seriously nobody cares!
 
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Repent Reloaded

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your all missin the point, what im tryin to get across is pick the path of fun, not a dead end job :)
 
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adari

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gee you should wear a big pink dinosaur suit and give adice to kids on bbc
 
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Repent Reloaded

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hmm, whatever. this place means less and less to me everyday that passes.
I like to hear what other people do with their lives, shame more ppl dont tell what happend on a fun day they had.

I was just givin some advice, take it or leave it, if u got sommit to say, fuck your thought, I dont care.

Makes me laugh when u try to insult me when I go out knowin ur gonna go into ur little dark room playin DAoC for countless hours, loosin ur skills in socializing by the hour and not even answering the phone.


(ofc not everyone is like this but alot are)

C'ya, lookin at most of these topics and reading what ppl had to say, I can just see "geek" all over it, I couldnt see it till the last few weeks ago how pathetic all this is so I aint comin back here again, have fun and try quit DAoC and dont get WoW....... addicts
 
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saltymcpepper

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i cba to read it.
you can tell its a load of rubbish
 
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Repent Reloaded

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not that i care what u think, We took photos, I can easily scan'em and get them online. why would I lie about that, lol. your just one fucking prick salty. glad im goin, wont have to listen to ur stinkin ass ever again. get a girl, fag.
 
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saltymcpepper

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i have a gf sorry.
im glad your going too.
anyone not glad repent is going?
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Says the guy who takes photos of his friends in various states of undress. :rolleyes:

Seriously though, we are all glad you are going as well. For the same reason you, funnily enough. :-o
 
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saltymcpepper

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i can just imagine what went thru the sickos head when he took the photos.
"oh yes im gonna have an awesome wank tonight over my m8 tims arse" :rolleyes:
 
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--Random--

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repent... just........ dont

sad ****

and about having fun and not working in a dead end job? the words of a truely ignorant wanker. face it, in 5 years time you'll also be in a 'dead end job'. you wont be running around with your friends playing manhunt in a park.. you'll be working, 9-5.. and bored. i think real maturity basically means facing up to this fact. all these little gits running around at uni, just trying to put off the inevitable that they WILL be miserable for around 40-50 years of they're lives.

/edit, omfg the more of repents posts i read the more i want to hurt him!! repent, you are SO blatently trying to make YOURSELF beleive your cool and happy with your life, by trying to tell people on a message board about all your 'social' activities. fact of the matter is, your making yourself sound like an absolute twat and you wonder why we flame? i couldnt give two shits about you either! if i saw you in the street i'd probably deck you just for a laugh, coz i know an 18 y/o wouldnt be able to hold his own against a fucking feild mouse.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
hmm, whatever. this place means less and less to me everyday that passes.
I like to hear what other people do with their lives, shame more ppl dont tell what happend on a fun day they had.

That's because most of us tell RL friends and relatives about fun days we've had. Not faceless people on an internet forum.
 
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--Random--

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
That's because most of us tell RL friends and relatives about fun days we've had. Not faceless people on an internet forum.

/agree x5
 
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Lessurl

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
C'ya, lookin at most of these topics and reading what ppl had to say, I can just see "geek" all over it,


Hmmm, funny. Because that's what i think when i read your posts.
 
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saltymcpepper

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even non off topic regulars hate you repent.
can you feel the love!
 
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Conchabar

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the fact he talks about being naked with other guys and calls it a laugh i really do wonder
 
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FoXeH

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Althought I don't have a problem with you Repent, I agree that posting things like this is pointless
I wish you all the luck in the world with whatever career you choose though, just don't judge other people the way you do, your boring may be their heaven
 
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Brynn

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have fun playing soldiers repent.

Just dont forget which end of the gun is the one u shoot with. Next time there is a war and the tv people interview someone and he tells a shite story about being nakid and his ace mates we will just know its Repent
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by Brynn
have fun playing soldiers repent.

Just dont forget which end of the gun is the one u shoot with. Next time there is a war and the tv people interview someone and he tells a shite story about being nakid and his ace mates we will just know its Repent

lololol
 
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Ekydus

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Repent, did it cross your mind that they had made your raft crap in the first place deliberately?

Think about it.
 
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Coim-

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OMG REPENT'S LEAVING AND NOT COMING BACK! REJOICE!! :D:D:D:D
 
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Alkoran

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Do you think many people here consider geek an insult?
Given that there now exists what could be called "geek culture"
We have magazines dedicated to our interests, comic strips that parody our lives, even clothes that declare what can only be described as "geek pride" :D

Hehe, are we cool or what?! :cool:
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by Ekydus
Repent, did it cross your mind that they had made your raft crap in the first place deliberately?

Think about it.

I thought the same thing. Man, if I had been there and seen the plebs in Repent's group I would have made my raft out digestive biscuits and crackers so it would disintegrate as soon as it touched the water.
 

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