so you find your dad lookin at porn..

[tris-]

wtf should you 'friend' do about it?

 

[Tom]

Nothing. Your Dad is a man.

 

[Mobius]

I caught my dad looking at porn and was tempted to let him borrow my Empornium account. He had ALOT to learn.

What sort of stuff was it?

 

[tris-]

Nothing. Your Dad is a man.

aye thats what i thought. hell i watch porn all the time. but think of the talk that is going to come from you witnessing such a thing and the embarassment factor that registers 10 on the "uh oh" scale.

 

[JBP|]

When caught was the "old man" having a fap?

Not that i'm really that intrested.

 

[throdgrain]

Bit of an immature attitude really. You look at porn, but your dad isnt allowed to?
My dad looks at porn, and hes (I suspect) two generations older than you.
So what ?

 

[MYstIC G]

Stop using your dad as a diversion from your own porn consumption habits throddy!

 

[Wij]

As long as it was straight or lesbian pr0n you're fine.

 

[Lester]

Throd, your dad must be old enought to think that a chair leg is pornographic!

Tris, it won't be as embarrassing as when he catches you having a tug to Fern Cotton in the lounge one day.....

My mum caught me at it with my wife (girlfriend at the time). What was embarrassing was it the new girlfriend type of sex, where under the covers with the lights out just won't do, so it was the full gymnast job.

 

[lovedaddy]

I remember my mate ash from uni messaging me
"I've got a problem, my old man has got himself a computer, an internet account and spends more time 'surfing the web'.... I think hes PAYING for porn"

He ended up putting a CD wallet full of filth on his desk and putting and end to the disgusting habit of spending money on porn.

 

[throdgrain]

My dad is in his late sixties, his girlfriend is 41, he's pretty interested in that subject I imagine

 

[tris-]

My dad is in his late sixties, his girlfriend is 41, he's pretty interested in that subject I imagine

the filthy bastard.

has he got any tips

 

[ZiggY]

embarassment factor that registers 10 on the "uh oh" scale.

That killed me tbh..uh oh scale lmao

we all do it ..i feel sorry for him getting caught he must feel really bad about it

 

[throdgrain]

the filthy bastard.

has he got any tips

Yeah, earn 100k + pa and drive a Jag

 

[Trem]

I would be horrified if I caught my dad looking at porn.......for obvious reasons.

 

[Lester]

Pornogeist?

 

[Wij]

Pornogeist?

My Tesco stopped doing Shin Cups

 

[Lester]

Posh noodles aren't too bad.

Our office is based in a Keele Uni campus, so the shop is full of Eastern goodies.

I do favour the Bombay Bad Boy these days tho..

 

[Wij]

Aha

Apparently they were banned due to using a non-approved process or something but they've changed and hope to start re-importing this year \o/

 

[Ch3tan]

Heh, I did wonder why I hadn't seen any shin cups around for a while.

 

[leggy]

Yes, the 'unapproved process' was the farming of little korean boys for the 'sauce'.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Only unapproved because they included some South Koreans.

North only from here on so hopefully there should be no problem with approval.

RB

 

[Guest]

get your dad to give you the money he pays for his porn and tell him about

irc.thundercity.net (6667)

#asp

nudge nudge so no more

 

[TdC]

so it was the full gymnast job.

I have a really hard time seeing you as a gymnast

 

[Guest]

I have a really hard time seeing you as a gymnast

i once went out with a gymnast, that leg splits thing adds a few more positions into the equation ;-0

 

[tris-]

i once went out with a gymnast, that leg splits thing adds a few more positions into the equation ;-0

what other extra positions are there when its only man on man?

 

[Mobius]

I have a really hard time seeing you as a gymnast

I read about 5 times before noticing the double entendre.

 

[Lester]

I have a really hard time seeing you as a gymnast

Well it wasn't very nice for me, having my mum see me crawling around on all fives..

 

[Gumbo]

i once went out with a gymnast, that leg splits thing adds a few more positions into the equation ;-0

I'm currently going out with a girl who used to be a gymnast, they don't lose the flexibility that quickly...

And I ache all over, but can't stop smiling.

Oh and um, dad/porn thing, hmm, we all do it, just make sure it's not kiddie and he's not letting nasty software onto his pooter and he'll be fine.

 

[Overdriven]

Removed. Little screwed up, even for me.