So...when it rains, you get f*cked.

[old.Tohtori]

So people might have known i'm unemployed, with no jobs appearing/found/gotten(yes i've tried, even way up north that would mean me leaving friends/life/etc behind).

"Here's a job!" *try to grab*"Aha! Got you, we'll give it to this brazilian guy."

Also been flying solo for way too long for my personal taste. "Here's a girl!" *gr...* "Aha! Got you! We'll give it to this brazilian guy!" (well not really, but seems all things in that department go tits up(in a bad way) too). Had some random encounters to keep my boredom at check, but nothing goes further.

Also been struggling to get cash to eat, being diabetic, doesn't help. I actually NEED to eat. Pasta and brown sauce ain't exactly what my doctor ordered.

Also had some "F*ck you here" and "F*ck you there" along the way, just to keep the sh*tfan of life blowing.

But today i finally got the last drop from Karmas leaking lovehole...an eviction notice. Greeeat.

I'm not really in need of a whaambulance, or really pissed off, just that it seems that everything i do/try/go for, it all f*cks you up. And i mean EVERYTHING. Starting to be REALLY tired at this point.

I'd understand if i was a bad person, or that this was some sort of cosmic payback, but f*ck me i'm the poster boy for good behaviour(with my humane quirks ofcourse).

/vent off, rant on hold.

 

[Mey]

Whats the Notice for?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Whats the Notice for?

Unpaid rent, since i couldn't afford the apartment that i took when i had a steady job. Well, what i thought was steady. So a bit there, bit here unpaid, 'cause just can't afford it so it's a just cause still. Sums up to a "bit" more and voila, it's an expected/fair judgement on the landlord.

I'm not complaining about that, just that it seemed to time right into this moment when everything f*cked up anyway. Kinda like the final straw.

Why i haven't moved before i explained on another thread, can't afford because of the rent quarantee thing(3 months), and the "housing thingy" that the city should provide brings no results.

 

[NikonL]

Sucks to hear that seel. one of the worst things about being a "good" guy and sticking to a decent code of morals is that you rarely if ever get any appreciation for it. and regularly get served up a side order of unfairness. You just gotta keep staring ahead and using the "jam tomorrow" theory of life, which is that when you're at the bottom of the barrel, every day contains the possibility of improvement/salvation. be it a gorgeous girl walking into your life, or a life changing experiance of some sort.

It's so tempting at times like this to just say to yourself "well being me currently isn't working, maybe i should change who i am/be more like the twats around that seem to get all the gravy" but at the end of the day, it's not your job to change yourself in negative ways, in order to fit into the world. it's up to the world to find you a place where your positive attributes get you rewards. and basically you just gotta trust that theres some sort of balance.

 

[tris-]

come to britain. you will probably be put up free in a 15th century castle somewhere.

 

[Gahn]

Dude, keep up trying, your efforts will eventually pay off.
Crosses fingers for ya!

 

[Overdriven]

Geh. Not cool =<

 

[Gamah]

Bad luck man :/

Sometimes life throws you a shit ball and seems like its your turn to get one.

It will turn around!

 

[old.Tohtori]

come to britain. you will probably be put up free in a 15th century castle somewhere.

That would be so cool

Then i could call it my Lair and act like Doctor Seel, with lightning and stuff.

But seriously though, i'm not gonna be "put to sleep" by it, i've always been one to "ah f*ck it*gulp whiskey*" kinda guy, no stress and all play makes me a happy happy boy.

Sometimes it's just those moments of "You've gotta be kidding me!" that it validates venting it a bit here

 

[Thadius]

Is Finland in the EU?

 

[tris-]

seal bangs on about euros so i assume so

 

[old.Tohtori]

Euroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuroeuro!!

Yeah *cough* euro

 

[Overdriven]

OH OH OH! I learnt* some finnish.. (I'm not going to add all the little accents etc) for you Toht! XD

Hyvaa Syntymapaivaa! (Even though that already happened a while ago)
Haista Vittu! (HA!)



*Having a Finnish friend write down some stuff for me on paper and referencing back

 

[old.Tohtori]

Overdriven that first ain't in...heck...4 or so months and the next i can reply with "Levitä etee"

 

[Overdriven]

Overdriven that first ain't in...heck...4 or so months and the next i can reply with "Levitä etee"

I know what the first one means, the second one my friend didn't translate (Well, did.. But I forgot) isn't it something like "Fuck off?"

What's your reply? *Wants to write it down*

 

[Imgormiel]

I know what the first one means, the second one my friend didn't translate (Well, did.. But I forgot) isn't it something like "Fuck off?"

What's your reply? *Wants to write it down*

perkele

 

[Overdriven]

perkele

I know that word means something like "Devil" but is reallly bad insult supposedly, kinda like Saatana Which isn't as bad.

Heh, I went out at midnight, ending up learning basic Finnish insults

 

[Imgormiel]

I know that word means something like "Devil" but is reallly bad insult supposedly, kinda like Saatana Which isn't as bad.

Heh, I went out at midnight, ending up learning basic Finnish insults

when you play games like this of old Rune - An Epic Battle From Human Head Studios then expect lots of those insults ;P

 

[old.Tohtori]

I know what the first one means, the second one my friend didn't translate (Well, did.. But I forgot) isn't it something like "Fuck off?"

What's your reply? *Wants to write it down*

The second one is more like "F*ck you", or the general use is.

The reply is hard to translate as such, but i'll try.

Haista vittu means literally "Smell pussy". "Levitä etee" means "Spread infront", basically saying, as a reply to "Smell pussy" for you to spread it infront for me to smell it

The main reason it works in finnish is that while "f*ck you", or our equivelant "haista vittu", is the common use, the literal translation/use can be countered with some more "innovative" answers.

Ah the finesse of linguistic trashtalk.

"Perkele" is, infact, a powerword and as such, like "F*ck", can be used. The most common "powerwords" in finnish language are:

Vittu=female thingymadoo, but used like f*ck. Very common, especially with teenagers.
Perkele= Devil. Very often used, almost by anyone. Very powerful, yet common.
Saatana= Another word for devil, but more in satan style. Lighter version of perkele as a powerword.
Pillu= The c word of female thingymadoo. Very rarely used and considered, even for a cursing sailor, as a "rude" word.
Helvetti= Hell, actually comes from the word Hel, which can be found in wikipedia in the scandic religion parts.
Jumalauta= No real translation to it. Closest could be "oh for f*cks sake". Jumala means god, and auta means help. So it might come from an old "Jumal auta", which would mean asking help from god. But it's quite powerful in it's use(over saatana, less then perkele).

 

[Imgormiel]

.
Jumalauta= No real translation to it. Closest could be "oh for f*cks sake". QUOTE]

For god's sake prolly closer

 

[old.Tohtori]

For god's sake prolly closer

That's actually true, but as a powerword use, it's closer to "for f*cks sake"

We actually have "for gods sake", which is, "voi jumalan tähden", which translates as such:

voi= means actually many things, but in this case it's like "oh". A general moan type of thing.
jumalan= jumala means god, jumalan for gods.
Tähden= again, can be many things, but in this particular verse it means "sake".

So it's quite a literal translation, but the individual words can mean other things too.

 

[Overdriven]

Thanks for helping me passive learn Finnish xD Slowly but surely learning insults from all EU languages World Domination inc!

 

[Ezteq]

come to england and be a translation-bot!

im sorry to hear about your eviction, i hope you can work something out its always crap when things snowball from bad to worse but then when things do get better theyll go from good to great (think positive...they will!) just try and keep motivated and i hope something crops up for yu



*thinks of a job oiling supermodels 7 hrs a day with on site accomodation*

 

[Hawkwind]

*thinks of a job oiling supermodels 7 hrs a day with on site accomodation*

LOL, can't think of a worse job. Boring as hell after the first 50 years You'd be like in character in the Fast Show, "Oooh, excuse me I've just cum again!"

 

[Lamp]

The Fast Show is awesome. Gonna have to DL em now

 

[Ezteq]

LOL, can't think of a worse job. Boring as hell after the first 50 years ...

what about if i added that yu had to oil them up while in a pit of venemous angry snakes? and furious rabid vampire bats...would that be more exciting?


or i could just make them those really flaming huge muscley women body builders, thatd been more oil for sure and if you didnt warm it forst youd really be in danger!