So.. Whats your Battle Cry then ?

[fortunefish]

hewh

oh aye... this is me .....

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding amidst the cliffs! It is Brelad, hands clutching a burning branch! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, you will not be able to see straight!!!"



lol

nice post

 

[Krakatau]

Hark! Who is that, skulking out of the freeway! It is Krakatau, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until war is peace!!!"


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Studded crowbar...

 

[Driwen]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the icy wasteland! It is Driwen, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I sow darkness and discord until my loins find satisfaction!"

 

[Ezteq]

Stalking on the fields, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ezteq! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

though really tbh it would be

"Stalking on the tarmac, clutching a bottle of bud cometh Ezteq! and she gives a gutteral belch:

"The liver is evil and must be punished!!"

 

[Dardalion]

Says this .....

Rampaging out of the steppes, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Dardalion! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you so badly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

Tis actually this .... Raar !!1!

 

[seera]

"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

 

[Damion]

"I'm seriously going to pound you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!"

 

[Glacier]

Who is that, prowling out of the mountains! It is Glacier, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia, and dip you in uranium!"


and:

Sprinting along the icy wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Z0b! And he gives a low scream:

"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!"

 

[Nimah™]

woot kinky

Rampaging out of the plains, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Nimah! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound!!"

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[Path]

Prowling across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Path! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

BEER :worthy: