So.. Whats your Battle Cry then ?

[Speedr]

Found this link on another forums i post on Boards.ie

Seems like a good idea to stick it here and see who's got the best ones

Here is the link : Battle Cry

 

[Skaven]

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ho is that, sprinting out of the icy wasteland! It is Skaven, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:[/font]
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

 

[Zebolt]

I am rubber you are glue!

 

[glabbin]

Skulking across the terrain, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Glabbin! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to torment you beyond capacity, and then some!"

 

[Chosen]

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a river of pure piranha!!"

 

[Aldrick]

[font=old english text mt,old english text]Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking on the steppes! It is Aldrick, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:[/font]

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

 

[Garnet]

Hark! Who is that, running along the tarmac! It is Tenrag, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to clobber you so utterly, you will polymorph into Ronald Reagan!!!"

 

[Yeppy Kinkster]

"I'm going to torment you with such zeal, you will see ultraviolet!!!""


Ooooh purrtty

 

[Tinneth]

Stalking over the freeway, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Tinneth! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder until everything has croaked!!"


\o/ D

 

[Kagato]

"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"

 

[supersaint]

Stalking along the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andy! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"

 

[Teh FnoRd]

Sprinting along the icy wasteland, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Teh FnoRd! And she gives a cruel scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!"

 

[Ashandar]

"I'm going to pummel you all the way to Micronesia, and grin like a fucking maniac!!!"

 

[Khale]

Prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Khalen! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you harder than God thought possible!!"

Mkay...

 

[[TB] Benedictine]

Running across the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Macro! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to clobber you until you shit molton lava, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

 

[Jaem-]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is Saifang, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you until the sun burns out!!!"

 

[Azmath/Delarith]

Striding across the fields, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Delarith! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to spank you until you are tax-deductible, and throw you out the window!!"

 

[Bleeker]

Lo! Who is that, stalking on the hotel lobby! It is Dariah, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows gutterally:

"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

 

[[GOA]Erivoss]

Stalking out of the freeway, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh [GOA]Erivoss! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and plug you into a power plant!!"

 

[od_immortalis]

"I'm going to flog you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

 

[Blackstuff]

"I'm seriously going to fuck you with such wanton cruelty, it will be a new form of crime!"

Ooooo

 

[punchy]

"Lie down and meekly accept your fate from my angry hands, motherless pig-dogs!"

 

[Coccas]

Stalking through the candy store, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Coccas! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to punch you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"
...

 

[Shagrat]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the candy store! It is Shagratsback, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"


hahaha phear my sweet shop rampage

 

[pixie.pebr]

First, I would like to sayeth: ye Olde!
Damn funny though

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the fields! It is Pixie.pebr, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams gutterally:

"I'm going to bruise you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into Catherine Hepburn!!!"

 

[Vorna]

Who is that, striding across the candy store! It is Vorna, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries ominously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"

 

[Xplo]

Running on the mountains, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Xplo! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to contort you like a wrecking ball!!!"

 

[kain]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the freeway! It is Pravus, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"

 

[Dedaith]

Lo! Who is that, running amidst the steppes! It is Dedaith, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

 

[Zpiff]

Rampaging across the desert, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Woden! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!"