So, what would you do for a beta slot?

[Binky the Bomb]

Ok, as the previous thread for what cHodAX would do for a beta alot got a little... side-tracked, i'd like to ask everyone who hasn't gotten into the beta (and those who did, but would like to take part)...

"What would you do to get a beta slot?"

We know cHodAX would streek a footy match (8th of March, and we WILL be watching), and that I'd more than likely hang warhammer army banners from the house's of parliment (If I wasn't a lazy git)...

Anyone else do anything stupid and public for a beta slot?

(Note: This is for fun ONLY! If anyone actually goes through with anthing they mention here, thats there own business.)

 

[Canabi]

I would probably do anything!

 

[Cerbos]

I would drink my own vomit, stab my best friend in the back and kill the lion king!

 

[Bahumat]

If they gave me a Beta slot i'd be willing to break the NDA and tell my nan everything about the game!

 

[cHodAX]

I would make love to IainC's postman. Don't ask, mere mortals cannot comprehend my deviant chain of thought!

 

[Dard]

I could tell you but an arsehole might appear out of thin air & lock the thread.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I would make love to IainC's postman. Don't ask, mere mortals cannot comprehend my deviant chain of thought!

Strange as it may seem, i'm torn between shaking my head in disgust, and wondering if IainC could video that conversation with his postman, just casually asking him if he was hard up for sex...

Decisions, decisions...

 

[Aqe]

I would make love to IainC's postman. Don't ask, mere mortals cannot comprehend my deviant chain of thought!

Ok so when is best for you?

On topic: I would be me

 

[Idris]

I'd not be mean to my kitten

 

[Ganethis]

I would stop spamming my mailbox... <nods>

 

[Downanael]

I stop deleting all the spam from my general use email!

 

[vayasen]

Can I insult you and then say I was baiting you to see your reaction?

 

[Lexa]

I'd stop sacrificing small animals to the Beta slot gods

Think of all those puppies you'd be saving

 

[Cerbos]

Seriously, I would go and slap 100 random people or even more.

 

[cHodAX]

Seriously, I would go and slap 100 random people or even more.

Hehe, you would probably get 6 months in prison for that and miss the start of retail. Not bad I suppose as they probably let you play MMO's in prison these days anyway.

 

[Ctuchik]

Hehe, you would probably get 6 months in prison for that and miss the start of retail. Not bad I suppose as they probably let you play MMO's in prison these days anyway.

depends how good you behave and dont count on them letting u have a PC right at the start of the scentance

and what would i do to get a beta slot. probably not all that much. unless they present me that big red button..... but i'd push that beta spot or not

 

[Deadweight89]

play a game of man milk/moo milk russian roulette with the odds stacked against semi skimmed....

 

[cHodAX]

play a game of man milk/moo milk russian roulette with the odds stacked against semi skimmed....

Lol, classy.

 

[Oskorei]

play a game of man milk/moo milk russian roulette with the odds stacked against semi skimmed....

If that would be what it takes to get in beta...gogogo retail!

 

[Dukat]

I would drink my own vomit, stab my best friend in the back and kill the lion king!

Steady on there Cerb, vomit drinking and friend stabbing is all well and good, but some things just arent to be joked about!!

Lion King murder just isnt cricket old chap

 

[wutae]

Material : I could pay up to 2008 euros for an early invite.

 

[Bubble]

I'll Blackmail IainC with pictures of the london meetup

I have some of that on video if you want that.

 

[cHodAX]

I'll Blackmail IainC with pictures of the london meetup

I have some of that on video if you want that.

Yeah I heard about that but it seems he managed to keep it out of The Sun with a High Court injunction so I don't fancy your chances bubs!

 

[IainC]

I'll Blackmail IainC with pictures of the london meetup

I have some of that on video if you want that.

The one from about 4 years ago where Selenia won a pair of my pants?

Yikes...

 

[Jupitus]

The one from about 4 years ago where Selenia won a pair of my pants?

Yikes...

Ewwwwwww ......

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I second the old guy

Ewwwwwwww.... I hope you washed 'em first. In fact, why am I even asking.... ewwwwww.

 

[Jupitus]

It might not be necessary after all

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/warhammer308/226443-exciting-new-warhammer-beat-competition.html

 

[Dard]

I'll Blackmail IainC with pictures of the london meetup

I have some of that on video if you want that.

I still use the mouse mat i got from that meet

 

[Deadweight89]

If that would be what it takes to get in beta...gogogo retail!

"is that a moustache?"

"uhm..."

 

[cHodAX]

I second the old guy

Ewwwwwwww.... I hope you washed 'em first. In fact, why am I even asking.... ewwwwww.

They didn't need washing, just a few hits with a hammer and chisel!